predictions for the rest of this trilogy:
rey is going to loose her right hand next movie. ani lost a hand his second movie, luke lost his, if rey is going to be the main character shes gotta loose a hand i dont make the rules
luke is going to die on tatooine. why? bc “youre going to die here, you know” is exactly the kind of bullshit i would pull and it would just be perfect
kylo ren is going to a) redeem himself and turn to the light or b) die trying
supreme leader snoke is going to be revealed to be a tiny space worm who was just compensating
finn is gonna kill phasma. or maybe hes going to try but he hesitates and poe kills her for him.
as The Annoying Friend™, i apologize in advance for trying to start conversations with you and ruining your whole day by forcing you to take pity and interact with my shit self
People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol.
They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!” and “I don’t respect anyone who talks down on their parents.”
But just because YOUR parents would do anything for you and sacrificed a lot for you doesn’t mean it applies to all parents. We don’t have the same experience boo. You can’t tell me shit about what my mama would do for me. All moms and dads are not created equal.
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Cleaning the oceans one step at a time
Two Australians created this container that collects plastic, paper, oil, fuel and detergent floating in the ocean. They want to implement it the middle of next year to clean up the sea worldwide. It seems a great idea. The only “but” as always is money, so they are raising funds to get to their goal. You can see their project and donations here.
My teacher took one look, turned around, and walked out of there. I was trying to make it slanted.
there needs to be more representation for us pre-op trans folks. 💗James
asexual supernatural week - TFW + ace outfits
reminder: liking a trans woman doesn’t make a man gay. kissing a trans woman doesn’t make a man gay. falling in love with a trans woman doesn’t make a man gay. having sex with a trans woman doesn’t make a man gay. even having sex with many trans women, or only trans women, doesn’t make a man gay. there is no conceivable sex act a man could engage in with a trans woman, no matter what her genital status, that would make him gay, or even bi.
only preferring men makes a man gay or bi
and trans women are women
it’s really just that simple
rinse & repeat
Reminder to all aces and aros that your relationship status doesn’t define your orientation! You can be single, in a relationship, or married, and still ace or aro (or both!). Don’t let people invalidate you because of their flawed perception of you.
[asexual snickering]
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