[asexual Snickering]

you don’t need a deep voice to be a boy

you don’t need a deep voice to be a boy

you don’t need a deep voice to be a boy

*War Flashbacks*

The question is not whether I want it but whether the village is ready for it

Fictional character: I don't care about sex

Me, an asexual individual: Ohh, that's something i can relate to. Finally! Yay!

Fictional character: I don't care about romance either.

Me: That's cool! It will be very enjoyable to watch you have a meaningful life and be a complex, unique person who simply happens not to feel sexual or romantic attraction.

Fictional character: In fact, i don't care about other humans at all. I don't have friends or family. I'm a very lonely person. Other people call me a freak.

Me: ... Fine, i guess

Fictional character: All my social interactions are very child-like, cold-hearted, superficial and meaningless. The sole reason for this is my lack of romance and sex. It makes me incapable of having a happy, normal relationship of any kind.

Me: What

Fictional character: But now i met That One Special Person.

Me: the fuck

Fictional character: That One Special Person changes everything. They heal my broken heart and make me capable of having feelings. Obviously i have been broken the whole time.

Me: ...

Me: Why did i even expect anything else, i should know better by now

me: so what's romantic attraction even like

alloromantic: well you see the person you like and you get butterflies in your stomach--

me: free them

alloromantic: what?

me: FREE THEM.

alloromantic: free WHAT?

me: (pounds my fists on the table) FREE THE BUTTERFLIES. FREE THE BUTTERFLIES. FREE THE-

the worst thing you can say to someone is ‘you’re too sensitive’ because that’s basically saying ‘you feel things more deeply and fully than I do and this inconveniences me because now I have to be more mindful of my own actions’ 

you’re not too sensitive, the world is just callous and stubborn. sensitivity doesn’t make you weak and callousness doesn’t make you strong. 

Asexual Pick Up Lines

Hey baby, are you a firework?

Because you’re breathtakingly beautiful, but I don’t want you anywhere near my genitals.

friendly reminder for aces and aros

you do not ever have to understand your experiences with attraction

you do not have to label your attraction if it isn’t helpful for you

you do not have to use the split attraction model if it isn’t helpful for you

it’s okay if multiple orientations fit your experience

ex: demiromantic, quoiromantic, and biromantic

it’s okay if there’s no named orientation that describes your experience

you’re still valid

it’s okay to have a complex identity or mix and match terms to fit your experience

you are not obligated to come out if you don’t want to.

it’s not dishonest, and you are perfectly justified in doing so, whatever your reason(s) may be

it’s okay if there comes a day where you no longer identify as ace and/or aro

it doesn’t have to mean it was a phase or that you grew out of it

it doesn’t mean that what you felt at the time wasn’t valid

when ur spending the weekend with ur relatives

Daily Affirmation 412.

You do not owe your parents grandchildren. You do not owe your siblings nieces and nephews. You do not owe your partner children. Unless they are something you want, you do not owe them to anyone. Your body is yours, and you are allowed to decide what happens to it and whether you want to reproduce. If part of your asexuality is not wanting children, that is completely your choice, and it is okay.

Finally something that properly shows the infuriating hate I have for mosquitoes