Asexual Pick Up Lines

Asexual Pick Up Lines

Hey baby, are you a firework?

Because you’re breathtakingly beautiful, but I don’t want you anywhere near my genitals.

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Friendly reminder

Grey-asexuals are pretty cool

@my fellow ace

Here are some puns you can use:

-acesthetic -gonna ace this -this is pretty ace -I’m pretty ace -aced it -I ace everything, it’s who I am -if you’re playing cards then you can say “gonna ace this” and it’ll be a triple pun how hehe ace is that? (◕∀◕✿)

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

if you’re spending the next few days with family who doesn’t support you or puts you down, remember that you are an incredible person worthy of love and appreciation. 

My best friend and her boyfriend are always hanging out together. So when I got back from college, I thought they would ignore me. Turns out that they talked about me a lot when I was gone, and her boyfriend asked lots of questions about asexuality. So now they take me on platonic dates and let me tag along with them everywhere. Its funny tho. I used to think I had a crush on him, but having this relationship is everything I didn't know I needed.

That’s awesome o:- Jace

an example of intersectional acephobia if ever there was one...

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“…seriously??” i thought to myself upon getting this notification via the YouTube app, in my email inbox and then on the YouTube homepage. i was just going to ignore it and move on, but after seeing the same notification for a third time i decided to look further…

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…i was prepared for things to get worse, but not this worse. the above is only a sample of the bullshit that can be found on this guy’s YouTube channel. dare i even subject myself to watching any of the videos, let alone the video in question?

as always, curiosity killed the cat…

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……..so this guy was pointed in my direction by someone who has obviously watched several of my videos (ie. by someone who cannot not know that i am non-binary) but who is still misgendering me and who for some reason felt the need to disclose personal information about me, my mental health and my family to this acephobic misogynoiristic piece of shit asshat of all people??? as a means of combatting this asshat’s bullshit??? not to mention all of the other problematic things that were said.

i just… i can’t even. i can’t touch this right now. i will explode. it will be messy. it will be ugly.

seriously, do not touch this guy’s YouTube channel. i’m not linking it here for a reason. spare yourself the pain. i just need to vent somewhere. ugh.

AoT/SnK Jacksepticeye! My Friend Made This A Few Days Ago.

AoT/SnK Jacksepticeye! My friend made this a few days ago.


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Two Words:

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