I literally cant fucking breathe
These are super cute!!
Here are some puns you can use:
-acesthetic -gonna ace this -this is pretty ace -I’m pretty ace -aced it -I ace everything, it’s who I am -if you’re playing cards then you can say “gonna ace this” and it’ll be a triple pun how hehe ace is that? (◕∀◕✿)
to asexual boys:
it’s ok that you don’t feel sexually attracted to girls or boys
it doesn’t make you any less of a man
it’s ok if you’re a virgin
it’s ok if you want to stay a virgin
it’s ok
ur great
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
some cis girl: men don’t know what it’s like to have periods! uteruses before duderuses!
me:
Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box. ;)
dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth
I started this last week and am happy to say that I finished it today!! Please don’t edit it. Thank you. :)
Each style will go into production ONLY if 30 are sold! They’ll arrive in early June, just in time for most Pride celebrations.
Reserve yours from now until May 24!
Hey, everyone! Good time of the day to wherever and whenever you are! This is the official KrisThePineappleKing tumblr page! Thanks for checking me out! =D
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