Kristhepineappleking-blog - KrisThePineappleKing

When the new kid says they watch Markiplier and Jacksepticeye

Me: WE’RE GONNA BE GREAT FRIENDS!

Me: I'm pansexual.

Them: 🐼?

Me: Nope.

Them: 🍳?

Me: Still no.

*ace people laughing in the distance*

me: i’m aromantic

allos: so you’re a robot?

me: hold up let me check 

me: nope still not a robot :)

The people who love you Really Do love you. Your friends don’t secretly hate you. You matter to people. You are loved. Learn to believe it even if you think it isn’t true.

Truly inspiring

THERE WAS A SPIDER IN THE SHOWER

I WAS TAKING A SHOWER AND LOOKED UP TO SEE A HUGE ASS FUCKING SPIDER!!!!!! I SCREAMED AND IT FELL ON MY FUCKING FACE FROM THE VIBRATIONS OF THE SCREAM!!!!!! I THEN SORTA FELL AND TOOK DOWN THE SHOWER CURTAIN!!!! MY HEAD HIT THE EDGE OF THE TUB!!!! IT HAS NOT BEEN A GOOD DAY!!!!!