Y’all Just— Thinking About How Excited Stanley Must Have Been To Host The Twins— Alex Says He Smokes

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

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10 months ago

Natsuo Todoroki hasn't changed

Since he was introduced, I have always considered Natsuo troublesome for his family. He doesn't respect Rei and Fuyumi's choices to forgive Enji. He spreads the false rumours that Toya said to him as a kid. Despite Enji already atoning, Natsuo gets aggressive with him, stressing out the whole family and preventing them from healing.

As the manga reached its finale, I hoped that Natsuo would realise he was going down a dangerous path and apologise for his mistakes. However, this turned out not to be the case. Natsuo hasn't changed and is set to turn out like his father, if not worse.

When it comes to stopping Toya, the Todoroki family is inconsistent with their choices. At first, the family's civilians remained safe, and the heroes were allowed to do their jobs. Otherwise, they could get into legal trouble for vigilantism. It doesn't matter how personal the stakes are. Additionally, Shoto could focus on his fight with Dabi and not worry about his loved ones.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

Natsuo fulfils his promise at first, remaining in the shelter and keeping his sister safe.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

It was reckless enough when Rei got involved in Toya's fight. Then, Natsuo and Fuyumi had to disobey their mother. Three civilians had stuck their noses in hero work. Luckily, it all ended well in the end.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

Who knows, this plan change could be better in the long term. They are in the middle of a war, and sometimes, you can't wait for legal permission. The ice users have no hero training but could negotiate as the criminal's family. Natsuo claims he is the closest to Toya, so he must step up the most here.

For a brief moment, Natsuo seems he is on the right track. He remembers the night when Toya called the women "useless", and he refused to refute it. He enabled Toya for too long and now Natsuo must take responsibility.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

Instead, he unhelpfully insults Toya. Where is Natsuo admitting his own guilt? Where is his meaningful speech? He hardly tries for the brother he claimed to be close to and enabled.

This is why non-professionals getting involved was a bad idea. He could have angered Toya further and made everything more dangerous.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

After this brief line to Toya, Natsuo gives up on negotiating. Instead, he focuses on using his untrained quirk and trying to overpower Toya. This could have been disastrous.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

When Shoto finally defeats Toya, Natsuo makes his loyalties known. He doesn't rush to check on Toya, who is likely dead. Instead, he keeps his distance. Natsuo is simply flunking his duties.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

Natsuo doesn't even acknowledge or thank Shoto for saving everyone. It is Fuyumi who speaks up.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

Despite having his thoughts, Natsuo doesn't say any of them aloud. He completely ignores his villainous brother dying on the ground and the complicated history that led to this point.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

Enji's apologies revealed the bitter truth about Natsuo. He had it the easiest out of the entire Todoroki family. Enji and Shoto have put their lives countless times on the line to save them. Rei has spent ten years in a mental hospital. Fuyumi had to do the housework and keep the family together from a young age.

Meanwhile, Natsuo can fulfil his dreams at college, get a girlfriend and barely phone home. It is time for him to do his fair share and do some emotional labour. He can ease the load of his loved ones. However, he selfishly makes them do all the heavy lifting.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

Even after his 16-year-old brother faints, Natsuo doesn't move to check on him. Toya is one thing, but Shoto is the most innocent one of all.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

After the war, the Todoroki family visit Toya in the hospital. Despite his brother dying and everyone being scarred, Natsuo just coldly stares. Rei and Fuyumi pipe up, but the thirdborn thinks he can ignore the past.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

Worst of all, Natsuo decides to make it all about him and suddenly announces he is disowning Enji. Is he going to abandon his mother to look after his wheelchair-bound father? Will he ignore all the effort that Enji has put into atoning?

A child unnecessarily disowning their parent will leave an emotional scar on their very soul.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

Has Natsuo reflected on everyone's part in the family's dysfunctionality? Does he not understand how sociopathic Toya was as a child and responsible for his parents' poor mental health? He remembers that Toya called the women "useless", but he doesn't acknowledge all the other horrible things Toya did.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

Will Natsuo be a hypocrite and not disown the relatives who sold off his mother?

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

Despite Natsuo's stinging words at Enji, he gives him emotional whiplash by praising him. Deep down, Natsuo knows Enji deserves better, and he wants a connection with his father. However, he is overtaken by childish stubbornness and pettyness. Natsuo is the only person preventing Fuyumi's dream of their family being complete and he is denying her that. He is holding everyone back. He is a coward and ungrateful.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

I'm seriously convinced that Natsuo will continue the cycle of abuse. He is already making the same mistake of marrying at the young age of twenty.

I'm wondering what Natsuo's girlfriend feels about this. Why did she agree to never meet her father-in-law? Why did she agree to a non-ceremonial wedding? Did she agree that her future children would never know their grandfather? She looks like she has a shy personality, and I wonder if Natsuo likes to take advantage of that. Is he controlling towards her?

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

What will his attitude be towards his future children? What if they become curious about their family history? What if they have fire quirks? What if they look exactly like Enji?

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

I fear that Natsuo will become like Kotaro Shimura, Shigaraki's father. If this becomes the case, the ice user would be worse, Enji. Endeavour lost his father at a young age and didn't have a good example for his own parenting. Meanwhile, Natsuo has a long history to learn from. Multiple hands are reaching out to him, begging him to heal and learn a better path. Natsuo should know better, yet he is set to carry on the abusive cycle.

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed
Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed
Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed

Natsuo already has a fierce temper and a habit of hitting things. How long before it turns from objects to real people?

Natsuo Todoroki Hasn't Changed
2 years ago

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

1 year ago

Ooh really? So what are the canon heights and ages, and what are your headcanons of it?

Let me tell you in advance... canon is kinda stupid -w- Also, just to note this, I came up with my headcanons before the canon ones were released.

. . . 

F

Canon: 27, 5′11 

Mine: 23, 5′9

Belga

Canon: 18, 5′9 (NO!! This is so bad I hate it)

Mine: 13, 4′7 

Mikhael

Canon: 22, 5′9 

Mine: 20, 6′6

Ninety

Canon: 15, 5′0

Mine: 14, 4′0 (Seriously. He’s tiny.)

Ghost

Canon: 25, 5′9

Mine: 16, 6′1

89

Canon: 19, 5′8

Mine: 17, 6′0

Eins

Canon: 32, 6′3

Mine: 27, 6′8 

Fal

Canon: 28, 5′11

Mine: 25, 5′4 (He’s shorter than he looks)

Kirsch

Canon: 15, 5′1

Mine: 15, 5′2 (I called it!)

Hokusai

Canon: 21, 5′9

Mine: 18, 6′0

Love1

Canon: 23, 6′0

Mine: 25, 6′4

Like2

Canon: 20, 5′8

Mine: 15, 5′4

Mauser

Canon: 13, 5′0

Mine: 13, 4′2

3 months ago
What? Can’t A Girl Dream About Making Asterix Comics??? 🤡❤️
What? Can’t A Girl Dream About Making Asterix Comics??? 🤡❤️

What? Can’t a girl dream about making Asterix comics??? 🤡❤️

3 years ago

Since the invasion, more than 3,000 cases of rape of Ukrainian women by the Russian occupiers have been recorded, said Dmytro Vernihor, chairman of the Ukrainian medical commission.

4 years ago

I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

I Know We’ve Already Read A Lot Of “men Writing Women” Crap, But I Am Absolutely Losing My Mind

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

I Know We’ve Already Read A Lot Of “men Writing Women” Crap, But I Am Absolutely Losing My Mind
3 years ago

hot take: ATLA going “actually killing this guy would be bad :\” was slightly rude. 

if Toph gets to shove her kidnappers in a metal box in the wilderness and leave them for dead, Katara can have a little vengeance, as a treat

Hot Take: ATLA Going “actually Killing This Guy Would Be Bad :\” Was Slightly Rude. 

(i’m fine with her deciding to spare him in the end, i just think it’s dumb that aang was allowed to soapbox at her with zero pushback from sokka or toph.) 

also, related:

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2 years ago
Morning In Vinnytsia. At Least 6 Injured, 2 Dead (1 Child Among Them). About 50 Cars Are Burning In The

Morning in Vinnytsia. At least 6 injured, 2 dead (1 child among them). About 50 cars are burning in the parking lot. Offices and residential buildings were damaged. Russia is a terrorist state

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