I Know It Makes Sense That Hatsune Miku Is Getting Added Into This Season Considering The Theme And All

SAVE A HORSE. RIDE A COWBOY 🗣

lord the peasants are so loud today

Oc story;

Tw - execution, possibly gruesome death

(Medieval time) The king looked down from his throne at the court fool who had been accused of sleeping with his son in a homosexual relationship. He had just declared that the jester would be put to death on the rack. That evening, when the whole kingdom had gone to bed, only the executioner, king, and court fool was awake. The jester's ankles are fastened to one roller, and the wrists are chained to the other. Their neck had been chained, too... then the process starts, their body is stretched and pulled, first their arms and hips are pulled out of socket, then their spine separates to its limit, their neck stretched until their head popped off and their torso broke open from being stretched to the limit.

It had been painful, extremely painful, but when Laffy Taffy had woken up next to that underground river that reeked of death, nothing hurt. It felt as if a million pounds had been lifted from their shoulders. They weren't scared when an old raft of pale wood floated up to the riverbed. The driver of the raft held out his old weathered hand for passage on his ferry, Laffy had none, or thought they had none, but then they felt two gold coins in their pocket and handed it to the ferry driver giving them passage to where they'd be judged and sent to their afterlife in the realm of Hades. They were sent to the Elysium, on the outskirts of the heavenly place but there they were able to still bring smiles to peoples faces becuase, even in life they had been a great contortionist and entertainer but with how they had died its like they had no bones at all and could stretch and stretch and stretch to no end... so even with the end of their life, they kept living happily as the Underworld's entertainer.

Laffy Taffy

MEOW 🫣

Bro, this new Midas has me going feral, I am begging my mom to buy me the battle pass next season so I can have him (I missed the last midas variant, so I NEED him)

I'm gonna rip him to shreds

Fives has an important message for you!

I hate Palpatine

I hate Palpatine. He bad

Reblog if you hate Palpatine.

Just realized I never did an intro here so...

Hi, I'm Kryo :3

I use he/him pronouns, and I am trans 🏳️‍⚧️

I will post occasionally when I have the motivation but don't expect much of anything good

Things I like; sims 4, fortnite, minecraft, Pjo/Hoo, adventure time, Star Wars (especially tbb(cf99 my beloveds)), anime (naruto, aot, etc), Cookie Run Kingdom

Things I don't like; proshippers, commshippers, Maga, problematic people, pedos/maps/groomers.

Things I will post; responses to asks, oc stories and art, Fandom related things

Anyways, welcome anyone who stumbles upon my lair. Don't be rude and have a cookie

I hate men who yell at women

smh.

best thing ever is to repeat one song for hours or days.. it tickles my brain so good

who can relate