Sometimes I refuse to report people because they're too funny.
The shear spectacle of some random right-wing douchebag making an ass out of themself, on Tumblr of all places, is nothing to waste.
To truly be at the Joker's level of insanity, he'd have to a desktop player on a shitty hand-me-down laptop that doesn't even meet minimum system requirements (like me)
if the joker were real (which he is) i think he'd be a vrchat type of guy
Here's a low-res, monochrome Fluttershy I drew months ago
(Small artist; reblogs are more important than likes)
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@mossmole
Dear lesbian Jesus, it's me, Twilight Sparkle. Today I told your sister that nobody likes her and that she's really annoying and the only thing she's ever gonna be Good at is scaring people. It was a good Day. Signed, Twilight sparkle.
I did these months ago, and laughed way too much doing at least one of them.
@fluttershywheresheshouldntbe
People joke about Fluttershy being a metalhead, but I imagine Rainbow Dash being the type of person who's so out of touch with music at large, she listens to easily-digestible butt rock like Nickleback or Imagine Dragons, thinking they're extremely badass.
Fuck it, I should write fanfiction.
Before watching the FiM finale, part of me really wanted me to see a twist in the end where Cozy Glow, Tirek, and Chrysalis on the verge of being totally defeated, but the friendship they ironically made along the way protects them from being totally blasted (protecting them in a "friendship shield"), then they go "wait, what is this?! We don't need friendship!! We need to destroy Twilight Sparkle and her pathetic friends!!".
They revert back to their aggression and try to fight again, the good guys attempt to fire back, then the three get defensive towards one another (thus reminding themselves how much they mean to each other), friendship protects them again, and the cycle repeats multiple times.
The three villains go through all five stages of grief and eventually accept that friendship is the only thing protecting them.
Then, for their horrible actions, they receive the worst punishment of all:
being domesticated by society.
(Think that would've been better?)
"I should put iron oxide and gasoline in Ponyville's water supply, and have the entire population fatally poisoned! Delightfully mischievous!"
"Oh, Discord. You're so silly."
If you don't reblog this gif, you have no soul
I MADE ANOTHER!! :D
A NEW TBH DANCE GIF! YIPPEE!! X33
i updated it due to current happenings
edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!