And I Understand. I Understand Why People Hold Hands: I’d Always Thought It Was About Possessiveness,

Me texting at night..

Them: you sleepy? Me: nahh I’m good Them: alright,, wyd Me: *falls asleep*

Winter/Holiday Sentence Meme

"Wow. That's. . . a lot of mistletoe!"

"Ha! Now you HAVE to kiss me!"

"I'm not kissing you. I don't care if it's tradition."

"Look, it's just a dumb tradition. You don't have to kiss me."

"It looks like we're snowed in for the night."

"Are you sure you're warm enough?"

"You're shivering."

"Do you wanna share a bed? Uh-- for warmth?

"That's all you're wearing?"

"You'll need more than a (insert an article of clothing) if you're going outside."

"C'mere. Let's get you warmed up."

"Kinda cozy, don't you think?"

"Sit by the fire for a bit. That might help."

"Don't lie to me, I see you shivering."

"Is that frostbite?"

"Holy shit, you're freezing!"

"Did you get me anything?"

"So. . .I got you a gift."

"Do you like your gift?"

"Bah-fucking-humbug."

"This is why I hate the holidays."

"I can't stand all this snow."

"We're going to freeze out here if we don't find shelter soon."

"You're not spending the holidays alone this year."

"Don't worry. I'm used to being alone for the holidays."

"Watch it, or you'll end up with snow down your pants."

But if you wanna leave, you can. I’ll remember you though, just like I remember everyone that leaves.

Lilo and Stitch (via xxwoobin)

Random texts.

[ text ]: I'm drunk on lemonade.

[ text ]: A book told me to bathe in milk. I have regrets.

[ text ]: Help. I'm stuck in [insert name here]'s house and they won't let me leave.

[ text ]: Last night, I used 7 champagne glasses to empty an orange juice carton and drank none of them.

[ text ]: I accidentally sexted my mom.

[ text ]: Why is my TV in the back hard.

[ text ]: I can't find my phone.

[ text ]: Sorry about calling you for pizza last night. I got you and the delivery number mixed up.

[ text ]: I got prank called that my cat was in the freezer but I don't have a cat and I'm scared.

[ text ]: Don't be alarmed. There's a pretty angry cat in your apartment.

[ text ]: I don't know who you are but I want pizza.

[ text ]: Do you have my dog?

[ text ]: A Disney princess dress arrived today. When did I order it?

[ text ]: All I have in my fridge is eggs.

[ text ]: THERE IS A STRANGER IN MY HOME and xhe is politely asking for beer.

[ text ]: All my underwear is gone.

[ text ]: I just got mistaken for a porn star.

[ text ]: Who's house am I in?

[ text ]: I've been waiting for three hours and you're still in the bathroom.

[ text ]: I have a collection of stolen doorknobs.

[ text ]: Police just asked me where you are. You should hide.

[ text ]: I think you underestimated the power of vodka. You told me that rainbows were a conspiracy.

[ text ]: I wish I was a unicorn sometimes.

[ text ]: The sky was green for like a second. fite me.

[ text ]: You were so drunk last night that you hit on your reflection.

[ text ]: I think we need to talk about last night.

[ text ]: Pack your bags. Surprise road trip.

[ text ]: Remind me to never drink again.

[ text ]: Someone stole my table and only my table.

[ text ]: There's a huge ass hole in my couch. It's bigger than my butt.

[ text ]: All my pasta is gone and I can't find it.

[ text ]: When will my dignity return from war.

[ text ]: Apparently 'mmm watcha say' isn't funny anymore.

[ text ]: In not brubk yuu ate.

[ text ]: sleap wwat evn os sleeo

[ text ]: auto cucumber is bae

So, I agreed to give tumblr another go but I have zero idea on where to start again-- 

‘    원숭이도 나무에서 떨어진다    ’ 

I admire people who choose to smile after all the things they’ve been through.

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