THE ARCHS 😫😫

literally ready for kunikida😍😍

Avengers as texts from me and my friends 😈

( here's more sangihuh )

Sang-woo: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Gi-hun: Aren't you forgetting something?

Sang-woo: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Gi-hun's forehead before running out.*

Gi-hun: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Gi-hun: Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own battles.

Sang-woo: Why would I be kind? I will be brutal and relentless and ride into battle by their side!

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Sang-woo: I am the most responsible person in the group.

Gi-hun: …You just set the kitchen on fire.

Sang-woo: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that

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Sang-woo: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, Gi-hun?

Gi-hun: Oh, Sang-woo. When I die, I’m taking you with me.

Sang-woo: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.

Gi-hun: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.

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Gi-hun, talking about Sang-woo: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

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Sang-woo: I’m in love with you.

Gi-hun: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Sang-woo: I know.

Gi-hun: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Gi-hun: *Stands in trash can.*

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!

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Gi-hun: *hiding something in their coat* I think we should adopt another kid!

Sang-woo: No.

Gi-hun: Why not?

Sang-woo: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “cat”, and we already have fifteen of those.

Gi-hun: *unzips coat* Sixteen.

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Sang-woo: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Gi-hun: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Sang-woo: The fourth sentence-

Gi-hun: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Sang-woo: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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Sang-woo: *makes Gi-hun a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

Gi-hun: *sips tea*

Sang-woo:

Gi-hun: *finishes tea*

Sang-woo: Didn't it taste bad?

Gi-hun: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Sang-woo, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Sang-woo, putting their hands over Gi-hun's eyes: Guess who!

Gi-hun: It's either Sang-woo or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Sang-woo, putting their hands away: It's Sang-woo!

Gi-hun: Dammit.

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Sang-woo: Two brooooos!

Gi-hun: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Sang-woo: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Gi-hun:

Sang-woo:

Gi-hun: *tearing up*

Sang-woo: Babe, c'mon...

Gi-hun: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Sang-woo: Babe...

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Sang-woo: Did it hurt when you fell-

Gi-hun: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Sang-woo: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Gi-hun: ...

Sang-woo: You just laid there for 15 minutes

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Gi-hun: The stars are so beautiful...

Sang-woo: They're just giant balls of gas.

Gi-hun: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Sang-woo: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Gi-hun: Oh...

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Sang-woo: *seductively takes off glasses*

Sang-woo: Wow...

Gi-hun: *blushes* Haha... what?

Sang-woo: You're really fucking blurry.

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Gi-hun: Hey guys, what are your favorite kinds of pudding?

Sang-woo: Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Do you gain joy from tricking your innocent cohorts? What if I actually wanted to tell you about my favorite pudding?

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Gi-hun: Hold on, I can explain!

Sang-woo: Really? Can you now?

Gi-hun: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

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Sang-woo: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Gi-hun: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Sang-woo, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Sang-woo: Gi-hun...

Gi-hun: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

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Gi-hun: Come on Sang-woo, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...

Sang-woo: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.

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Sang-woo: Stop doing that.

Gi-hun: Stop doing what?

Sang-woo: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Sang-woo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Gi-hun: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Sang-woo: That one. I want that one.

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Gi-hun: Am I in trouble?

Sang-woo: Take a guess.

Gi-hun: No?

Sang-woo: Take another guess.

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Sang-woo: Gi-hun and I are no longer friends.

Gi-hun: SANG-WOO THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

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Sang-woo: *angrily presses Gi-hun against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

Gi-hun: ...

Gi-hun: Are we about to kiss-

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Sang-woo: Hey, @Gi-hun, when you wake up you're legally obligated to agree with me.

Gi-hun: But I don't.....

Sang-woo: I don't see why that should be my problem??

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Gi-hun: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Sang-woo: This is a lie.

Sang-woo: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Sang-woo: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Sang-woo: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Gi-hun: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Sang-woo: I don't know, surprise me!

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Sang-woo: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Gi-hun: I wrote you a poem.

Sang-woo, already crying: You did?

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Gi-hun: Sang-woo likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

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Sang-woo and Gi-hun's house is on fire, but they don't know it*

Sang-woo: Damn, it's hot in here.

Gi-hun: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!

Sang-woo:

Sang-woo: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.

Gi-hun: What?

Sang-woo: Second of all, we need to get the fuck out of here, NOW.

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Sang-woo: I feel awful about killing you.

Gi-hun:

Sang-woo: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

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Sang-woo, texting Gi-hun: *sends a voice message*

Gi-hun, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Sang-woo: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Gi-hun: *presses play*

Sang-woo's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Gi-hun: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Sang-woo: * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

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Gi-hun: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Sang-woo:

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Gi-hun: * Sips coffee from bowl*

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Don't worry I already found them and the person is doing ok 😅

Hey I was wondering if you saw a big black bug around I lose him and don't know where he is

He's not dangerous (for kids)

He looks like this

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─ 🖋️ ; “...What the hell is that.”

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This is my buggy he well them

Can multiple when * cough* one of them get eated by people :(

Sang-woo: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?

Gi-hun: Sure.

Sang-woo: Your life!

Gi-hun: Actually, my life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, no.

Yosano: Ranpo, say you’re sorry to Kunikida.

Ranpo: Oh, I won’t do that. Apologizing is for the weak and wrong, which is why Kunikida should do it to me, because He's weak, and wrong.

( the sibling trio)

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