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Steve: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Bucky: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Steve: Three of us saw it, Bucky. How do you explain that?

Bucky: *points at Clint* Sleep deprivation. *points at Scott* Paranoia. *points at Wanda* Delusional personality disorder.

Avengers as texts from me and my friends 😈

Steve, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Bucky: How?

Steve: How what?

Bucky: How could they be worse?

Steve: They couldn’t, I lied.

Bucky:

Steve: I could never hurt you.

Bucky: I know. That’s why I’m scared.

2.

Bucky: I'm not sure I trust you.

Steve: Look, if I were going to betray you, I would have done it already.

Bucky: That's what scares me.

3.

Steve: I've done some questionable things in my past.

Bucky: Example?

Steve: I once spent three hours trying to prove that pigeons are spies for the government.

Bucky: *nods solemnly* I accept you.

He deserves better than getting hate and getting his character ruin in fanfiction just to make Tony look better

Even after everything that happened between them, this is how Steve spoke about Tony:

And this is how Tony spoke about (and to) Steve:

After Ultron, after the Accords, after the fight in Siberia, after years of radio silence, Steve still called Tony earth's best defender. He still respected Tony and tried to do right by him.

And what did Tony do? Got in Steve's face and blamed him for everything. And Steve just stood there and took it.

I will never get over it. Steve deserved so much better.

Bucky barnes: Goodnight to the love of my life, Steve Rogers, and fuck the rest of y'all.

Gi-hun: (Trying to teach Sang-woo how to relax) Okay, close your eyes and imagine you're on a beautiful beach. The sun is shining, the waves are gently lapping at the shore...

Sang-woo: (Eyes still closed, but tense) And there's probably a guy there trying to scam me with a timeshare. I need to calculate the present value of the offer and determine if it's worth the risk. Is the beach in international waters? What are the tax implications of off-shore holdings?

Gi-hun: (Sighs) Maybe try a different beach.

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, I need your help. I’ve made a terrible mistake.

Gi-hun: (Immediately alarmed) What? Did you…did you get involved in something illegal again? Did you bankrupt another company? Steal from your mother again?!

Sang-woo: (Sighs) I bought a plant. And I don’t know how to take care of it.

Gi-hun: (Blinks) ...You’re telling me that this is the life-altering crisis that requires Gi-hun's aid?

Gi-hun: You know, sometimes I wonder what would have happened if things had been different. If we hadn't ended up where we are.

Sang-woo: Probably the same thing. You'd be borrowing money from me, and I'd be regretting every financial decision I've ever made. The only difference is maybe we'd be arguing in a nicer apartment.

Gi-hun: Hey! I paid you back! …Mostly.

Gi-hun: (Trying to teach Sang-woo how to relax) Okay, close your eyes and imagine you're on a beautiful beach. The sun is shining, the waves are gently lapping at the shore...

Sang-woo: (Eyes still closed, but tense) And there's probably a guy there trying to scam me with a timeshare. I need to calculate the present value of the offer and determine if it's worth the risk. Is the beach in international waters? What are the tax implications of off-shore holdings?

Gi-hun: (Sighs) Maybe try a different beach.

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, I need your help. I’ve made a terrible mistake.

Gi-hun: (Immediately alarmed) What? Did you…did you get involved in something illegal again? Did you bankrupt another company? Steal from your mother again?!

Sang-woo: (Sighs) I bought a plant. And I don’t know how to take care of it.

Gi-hun: (Blinks) ...You’re telling me that this is the life-altering crisis that requires Gi-hun's aid?

Gi-hun: You know, sometimes I wonder what would have happened if things had been different. If we hadn't ended up where we are.

Sang-woo: Probably the same thing. You'd be borrowing money from me, and I'd be regretting every financial decision I've ever made. The only difference is maybe we'd be arguing in a nicer apartment.

Gi-hun: Hey! I paid you back! …Mostly.

Gi-hun: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Sangwoo: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Gi-hun: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ALI WITH ME

Sae-byeok, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Gi-hun: Can I ask a question?

Sang-woo You just did

Gi-hun:Can I ask another one?

Sang-woo:you already did

Gi-hun: Can I ask a different one then?

Sang-woo Yes, you can

Gi-hun: May I ask that new question?

Sang-woo: ...

Yosano: Ranpo, say you’re sorry to Kunikida.

Ranpo: Oh, I won’t do that. Apologizing is for the weak and wrong, which is why Kunikida should do it to me, because He's weak, and wrong.

( the sibling trio)

THE ARCHS 😫😫

THE THINGS I WANT TO DO WITH HIM 🥰🥰

Leave us in a room alone and he's coming out pregnant with a lot of kids 😊

**Gi-hun:** So, you're telling me this game… is *all* about finding the perfect shade of beige for your living room? Because I picked a pretty killer mustard yellow.

**Salesman:** (Beaming) Precisely! And the prize? A lifetime supply of beige paint! Think of the possibilities! Beige on beige! Beige with a subtle hint of… off-beige!

**Gi-hun:** A lifetime supply of beige? I risked my life for... *beige*? I should have stuck with the squid game. At least the prizes were *excitingly* violent.

**Salesman:** Oh, but think of the *subtle* violence of choosing the wrong shade! The psychological warfare! The sheer terror of… eggshell!

**Gi-hun:** Eggshell? You're losing me. Are there… are there tiny eggs involved? Because I’m surprisingly good at cracking eggs.

**Salesman:** (Whispering conspiratorially) Only if you choose the wrong beige. Then, tiny, *very* angry eggs…

**Gi-hun:** Right. This is definitely worse than the squid game. At least there I knew what I was up against. This... this is beige-mageddon. I'm outta here.

**Salesman:** (Calling after him) But sir! Have you considered the beige-on-beige-on-beige option? It's… revolutionary!

Gi-hun: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Salesman : Is it me?

Gi-hun: It's always you.

woah we share a name!

( haven't gotten this notification so sorry for late answer)

Gi-hun: Sang-woo, I screwed up, big time.

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

Gi-hun: I am a ninja.

Sang-woo: No, you’re not.

Gi-hun: Did you see me do that?

Sang-woo: Do what?

Gi-hun: Exactly.

Gi-hun: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Sae-byeok: No.

Sang-woo: No.

Gi-hun: Didn't think so.

:3

@kunikida47 по мотивам поста этого человечка :)

Sang-woo: I’m going to take you out

Gi-hun: great, it’s a date!

Sang-woo: I meant that as a threat.

Gi-hun: See you at five!

Sae-byeok gesturing to jun-hee: jun-hee, look what you did! You made Mom upset!

dae ho : Mom, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!

Jun-hee: I’m sorry Mom... :(

Gi-hun, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

*The Squad using an Ouija board*

Gi-hun: Tell us… Is there a spirit in this house?

Spirit, through the board: YES.

Sang-woo: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month.

Sae-byeok: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out.

Spirit: WAIT, WHAT—

Gi-hun: You bought a taco?

Sang-woo: Yes.

Gi-hun: From the same truck that hit Sae-byeok?!

Sang-woo, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help her.

( if they survive the three of them)

Gi-hun: Sang-woo, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?

Sang-woo: Sae-byeok, Gi-hun wants you to get out of the house.

In-ho: Yo, what if we placed our beds next to each other in Minecraft?

Gi-hun: Um. There's a problem.

In-ho: Yes?

Gi-hun: Uh. Don't get mad.

Gi-hun: I don't own Minecraft.

Sang-woo: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Gi-hun: I wrote you a poem and brought you some chocolate

Sang-woo, already crying: You did?

Gi-hun: My dreamie...

Sang-woo, blushing: Shut up, I'm not...

Gi-hun: I never said what kind of dreams. You f***ing nightmare.

Sang-woo: There's no way he likes me back.

Sae-byeok: Gi-hun would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Sang-woo: Gi-hun would throw himself in front of a moving car to help people