Latest Posts by kunikida47 - Page 2

Sang-woo: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Gi-hun: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Sang-woo: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Gi-hun: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Sang-woo: I said within reason, gi-hun. How about I murder that girl( sae-byeok 😇)

Gi-hun: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Sang-woo: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

In-ho: We're not heroes.

In-ho: Well, I'm not. *points to gi-hun* he is

In-ho: But he's insane, as you may have noticed.

In-ho: Gi-hun, you'll be working with Sang-woo and The saleman and me

Gi-hun: Alright! My fantasy 4some!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Gi-hun: ...Of people on a team

When Sang-Woo confesses he is in debt because he invested in futures and Gi-Hun was like

"How about you invest in some bitches? (Me)"

LMAOOO

I can totally see it

Anyway here's a incorrect

Gi-hun: I have feelings for you.

Sang-woo: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

Sang-woo: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?

Gi-hun: Sure.

Sang-woo: Your life!

Gi-hun: Actually, my life isn’t a joke, jokes have meaning.

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, no.

Gi-hun: When I die I want In-ho to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

In-ho: Why am I not the protagonist of an amazing story…?

Gi-hun: You are, though - it’s called “your life.”

In-ho: Shut the fuck up, I wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day.

Gi-hun: But those are your demons.

In-ho: ...

In-ho: I am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch-ass comment you just made.

Jun-ho: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.

In-ho: But did I make you cry?

Jun-ho: *cries on the spot*

In-ho: ...Shit.

( in a no squid game au but in-ho still loses his wife and kids)

In-ho, being robbed: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids… a dog…

Jun-ho: Literally none of that is true, In-ho.

In-ho: Okay, but I’m sexy! That’s gotta count for something, right?

Gi-hun: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff and got distracted.

The saleman: I'm stuff!

Sang-woo: I'm got distracted!

In-ho: We had sex.

In-ho: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Gi-hun: White carnations , why?

In-ho:

Gi-hun: Were you going to get me flowers?

In-ho:

Gi-hun:

In-ho: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Gi-hun: Sae-byeok always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true.

Gi-hun: I love Sang-woo and all the not-Sang-woos equally.

Sae-byeok: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Gi-hun: We're chopsticks!

Sae-byeok: Well... that's cute!

Sae-byeok: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Sang-woo: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

*Gi-hun rushes by with an armful of water bottles*

Sang-woo: What's going on?

Sae-byeok: Gi-hun wouldn't drink water.

Sang-woo: ...And?

Sae-byeok: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle.

Gi-hun, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

**In-ho:** My heart beats a frantic dalgona faster just thinking about your… incredible skill at making rice cakes. You’re truly a culinary masterpiece.

**Gi-hun:** Oh, In-ho. Your eyes… they glimmer like the perfectly calibrated number sequence on a winning lottery ticket. I feel… a sudden urge to gamble everything on our future together. Even if the odds are 456 to 1.

**Gi-hun:** Remember that time I almost won a billion… dollars? Turns out, second place gets a pat on the back and a slightly used spatula.

**In-ho:** Oh, *that* spatula! I saw it on eBay. Going for a cool million. Apparently, it's *autographed* by the guy who *lost*. A real collector's item.

**Gi-hun:** A million? I should've kept the darn thing! I could've bought a lifetime supply of those weird sugary fish cakes.

**In-ho:** Speaking of fish cakes… you owe me money for that game of ddakji. Remember? The one where I *totally* didn't cheat?

**Gi-hun:** Cheating? You were using *magnets*, In-ho! Magnets!

**In-ho:** Those were *very* strong, *naturally occurring* magnets. Besides, you were clearly distracted by that adorable Dalgona candy… that you also lost to me.

**Gi-hun:** Okay, maybe I have a slight problem with games of skill… and magnets. But I'm working on it. I’m thinking of entering a staring contest. I'm unbeatable at staring.

**In-ho:** (Laughing) You’d lose to a potted plant, Gi-hun. A potted *cactus*.

In-ho: I could kill you if I wanted.

Gi-hun: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

In-ho: I had to resort to eating expired noodles to survive last night.

 Gi-hun: Oh no! I'm so sorry!

 In-ho: Why are you smiling? 

Gi-hun: Expired noodles? You're finally becoming a commoner!

In-ho: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Gi-hun: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life

In-ho: Your existence is confusing.

Gi-hun: How so?

In-ho: Your presence is incredibly annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

Sang-woo: You have Crayons?

Gi-hun: Yes, I have—

Sang-woo: You're— how old are you?

Gi-hun: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

Sang-woo: .......

Gi-hun: So, you're a cop, huh? I always had a thing for men in uniform… especially ones who look like they could handle a little… *rough play*.

Jun-ho: Is that a challenge, Gi-hun? Because I'm pretty good at handling… *challenges*. And I'm thinking this one might involve a lot of… *sweating*. Preferably not from the heat of the game.

Gi-hun: *leans in, a playful smirk on his face* You know, for a cop, you're surprisingly good at breaking the rules. Maybe we could break a few more... *together*?

Jun-ho: I'm always up for a little lawbreaking, especially if it involves someone as… *intriguing* as you. Tell me, Gi-hun, what kind of punishment do you think you deserve?

( made by me)

( if in-ho join the first time with gi-hun and sang-woo)

In-ho: Guys, I’ve figured out the secret to winning the Squid Game! It's all about befriending the guards. Bribery? Nah, I'm talking heartfelt origami cranes. Apparently, they're suckers for a good crane.

Sang-woo:(Scoffs) Origami cranes? In-ho, you're going to get us all killed. My strategy involves charming the VIPs with my dazzling spreadsheet skills. They *love* a good pivot table.

Gi-hun: Hold on, you two. My plan is foolproof. I'm going to win by sheer luck. I’ve already predicted the winning marble color – it’s... uh... sparkly purple. Yes, sparkly purple. Don't question it.

Sang-woo: I love you.

Gi-hun, not paying attention: What was that?

Sang-woo: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

( here's more sangihuh )

Sang-woo: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Gi-hun: Aren't you forgetting something?

Sang-woo: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Gi-hun's forehead before running out.*

Gi-hun: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Gi-hun: Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own battles.

Sang-woo: Why would I be kind? I will be brutal and relentless and ride into battle by their side!

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Sang-woo: I am the most responsible person in the group.

Gi-hun: …You just set the kitchen on fire.

Sang-woo: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that

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Sang-woo: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, Gi-hun?

Gi-hun: Oh, Sang-woo. When I die, I’m taking you with me.

Sang-woo: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.

Gi-hun: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.

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Gi-hun, talking about Sang-woo: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

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Sang-woo: I’m in love with you.

Gi-hun: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Sang-woo: I know.

Gi-hun: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Gi-hun: *Stands in trash can.*

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!

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Gi-hun: *hiding something in their coat* I think we should adopt another kid!

Sang-woo: No.

Gi-hun: Why not?

Sang-woo: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “cat”, and we already have fifteen of those.

Gi-hun: *unzips coat* Sixteen.

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Sang-woo: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Gi-hun: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Sang-woo: The fourth sentence-

Gi-hun: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Sang-woo: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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Sang-woo: *makes Gi-hun a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

Gi-hun: *sips tea*

Sang-woo:

Gi-hun: *finishes tea*

Sang-woo: Didn't it taste bad?

Gi-hun: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Sang-woo, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Sang-woo, putting their hands over Gi-hun's eyes: Guess who!

Gi-hun: It's either Sang-woo or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Sang-woo, putting their hands away: It's Sang-woo!

Gi-hun: Dammit.

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Sang-woo: Two brooooos!

Gi-hun: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Sang-woo: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Gi-hun:

Sang-woo:

Gi-hun: *tearing up*

Sang-woo: Babe, c'mon...

Gi-hun: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Sang-woo: Babe...

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Sang-woo: Did it hurt when you fell-

Gi-hun: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Sang-woo: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Gi-hun: ...

Sang-woo: You just laid there for 15 minutes

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Gi-hun: The stars are so beautiful...

Sang-woo: They're just giant balls of gas.

Gi-hun: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Sang-woo: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Gi-hun: Oh...

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Sang-woo: *seductively takes off glasses*

Sang-woo: Wow...

Gi-hun: *blushes* Haha... what?

Sang-woo: You're really fucking blurry.

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Gi-hun: Hey guys, what are your favorite kinds of pudding?

Sang-woo: Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Do you gain joy from tricking your innocent cohorts? What if I actually wanted to tell you about my favorite pudding?

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Gi-hun: Hold on, I can explain!

Sang-woo: Really? Can you now?

Gi-hun: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

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Sang-woo: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Gi-hun: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Sang-woo, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Sang-woo: Gi-hun...

Gi-hun: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

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Gi-hun: Come on Sang-woo, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...

Sang-woo: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.

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Sang-woo: Stop doing that.

Gi-hun: Stop doing what?

Sang-woo: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Sang-woo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Gi-hun: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Sang-woo: That one. I want that one.

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Gi-hun: Am I in trouble?

Sang-woo: Take a guess.

Gi-hun: No?

Sang-woo: Take another guess.

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Sang-woo: Gi-hun and I are no longer friends.

Gi-hun: SANG-WOO THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

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Sang-woo: *angrily presses Gi-hun against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

Gi-hun: ...

Gi-hun: Are we about to kiss-

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Sang-woo: Hey, @Gi-hun, when you wake up you're legally obligated to agree with me.

Gi-hun: But I don't.....

Sang-woo: I don't see why that should be my problem??

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Gi-hun: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Sang-woo: This is a lie.

Sang-woo: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Sang-woo: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Sang-woo: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Gi-hun: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Sang-woo: I don't know, surprise me!

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Sang-woo: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Gi-hun: I wrote you a poem.

Sang-woo, already crying: You did?

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Gi-hun: Sang-woo likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

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Sang-woo and Gi-hun's house is on fire, but they don't know it*

Sang-woo: Damn, it's hot in here.

Gi-hun: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!

Sang-woo:

Sang-woo: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.

Gi-hun: What?

Sang-woo: Second of all, we need to get the fuck out of here, NOW.

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Sang-woo: I feel awful about killing you.

Gi-hun:

Sang-woo: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

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Sang-woo, texting Gi-hun: *sends a voice message*

Gi-hun, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Sang-woo: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Gi-hun: *presses play*

Sang-woo's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Gi-hun: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Sang-woo: * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

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Gi-hun: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Sang-woo:

Sang-woo: Gi-hun, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Gi-hun: * Sips coffee from bowl*

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( coffee shop owner gi-hun)

Sang-woo: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Gi-hun: Aren't you forgetting something?

Sang-woo: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Gi-hun's forehead before running out.*

Gi-hun: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

100.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000( sang-woo totally didn't have me in gun point)

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