Gi-hun: Sae-byeok Always Accuses Me Of Having A Favourite But That’s Not True.

Sang-woo: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Gi-hun: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Sang-woo: I said within reason, gi-hun. How about I murder that girl( sae-byeok 😇)

Gi-hun: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Sang-woo: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Gi-hun: You bought a taco?

Sang-woo: Yes.

Gi-hun: From the same truck that hit Sae-byeok?!

Sang-woo, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help her.

*gi-hun and sang-woo have been fighting*

Gi-hun: Shut up, I'm probably your soul mate

Sang-woo: Bold of you to assume I got a soul in the first place

( 😞😞)

*The Squad using an Ouija board*

Gi-hun: Tell us… Is there a spirit in this house?

Spirit, through the board: YES.

Sang-woo: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month.

Sae-byeok: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out.

Spirit: WAIT, WHAT—

Gi-hun: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Sae-byeok: No.

Sang-woo: No.

Gi-hun: Didn't think so.

Kunikida: *breaks off a piece of chocolate*

Dazai: hey kuni-

Kunikida: I truly hope you don’t think I love you enough to share this.

😭😭😭😭

I only have one Fyodor and that's him with the snowman

Sang-woo: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Gi-hun: I wrote you a poem and brought you some chocolate

Sang-woo, already crying: You did?

.......

HE'S NOT DEAD