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In-ho | The Front Man: [coldly] What makes you think I will end these games, Player 456?
Gi-hun: [without hesitation] I'll sit on your face.
[The Front Man, caught completely off guard, makes a choked noise—somewhere between a gasp and a strangled cough.]
[The Front Man flashes back to watching Gi-hun during the dalgona game. The camera zooms in on Gi-hun, hunched over his candy, tongue out, licking furiously like his life depends on it (it does).]
Front Man (Hwang In-ho): [holding Gi-hun at gunpoint] You must be losing it, Player 456. I could beat you with one hand.
Seong Gi-hun: Isn't that how you like to beat yourself?
Front Man: …
Seong Gi-hun: …Okay, if those are my last words, I can definitely do better.
Sang-woo: I’m going to take you out
Gi-hun: great, it’s a date!
Sang-woo: I meant that as a threat.
Gi-hun: See you at five!
Sae-byeok gesturing to jun-hee: jun-hee, look what you did! You made Mom upset!
dae ho : Mom, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!
Jun-hee: I’m sorry Mom... :(
Gi-hun, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!
Gi-hun: You bought a taco?
Sang-woo: Yes.
Gi-hun: From the same truck that hit Sae-byeok?!
Sang-woo, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help her.
In-ho: Yo, what if we placed our beds next to each other in Minecraft?
Gi-hun: Um. There's a problem.
In-ho: Yes?
Gi-hun: Uh. Don't get mad.
Gi-hun: I don't own Minecraft.
Sang-woo: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Gi-hun: I wrote you a poem and brought you some chocolate
Sang-woo, already crying: You did?
Gi-hun: My dreamie...
Sang-woo, blushing: Shut up, I'm not...
Gi-hun: I never said what kind of dreams. You f***ing nightmare.
Gi-hun: Sae-byeok always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true.
Gi-hun: I love Sang-woo and all the not-Sang-woos equally.
Sae-byeok: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Gi-hun: We're chopsticks!
Sae-byeok: Well... that's cute!
Sae-byeok: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Sang-woo: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
*Gi-hun rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Sang-woo: What's going on?
Sae-byeok: Gi-hun wouldn't drink water.
Sang-woo: ...And?
Sae-byeok: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle.
Gi-hun, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!
**Gi-hun:** Remember that time I almost won a billion… dollars? Turns out, second place gets a pat on the back and a slightly used spatula.
**In-ho:** Oh, *that* spatula! I saw it on eBay. Going for a cool million. Apparently, it's *autographed* by the guy who *lost*. A real collector's item.
**Gi-hun:** A million? I should've kept the darn thing! I could've bought a lifetime supply of those weird sugary fish cakes.
**In-ho:** Speaking of fish cakes… you owe me money for that game of ddakji. Remember? The one where I *totally* didn't cheat?
**Gi-hun:** Cheating? You were using *magnets*, In-ho! Magnets!
**In-ho:** Those were *very* strong, *naturally occurring* magnets. Besides, you were clearly distracted by that adorable Dalgona candy… that you also lost to me.
**Gi-hun:** Okay, maybe I have a slight problem with games of skill… and magnets. But I'm working on it. I’m thinking of entering a staring contest. I'm unbeatable at staring.
**In-ho:** (Laughing) You’d lose to a potted plant, Gi-hun. A potted *cactus*.
In-ho: I had to resort to eating expired noodles to survive last night.
Gi-hun: Oh no! I'm so sorry!
In-ho: Why are you smiling?
Gi-hun: Expired noodles? You're finally becoming a commoner!
In-ho: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Gi-hun: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life
In-ho: Your existence is confusing.
Gi-hun: How so?
In-ho: Your presence is incredibly annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
Sang-woo: You have Crayons?
Gi-hun: Yes, I have—
Sang-woo: You're— how old are you?
Gi-hun: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
Sang-woo: .......