**Gi-hun:** Remember That Time I Almost Won A Billion… Dollars? Turns Out, Second Place Gets A Pat

WHAT 😭

ooc)

my favorite part abt this is getting to kill Ango soon <3

**In-ho:** My heart beats a frantic dalgona faster just thinking about your… incredible skill at making rice cakes. You’re truly a culinary masterpiece.

**Gi-hun:** Oh, In-ho. Your eyes… they glimmer like the perfectly calibrated number sequence on a winning lottery ticket. I feel… a sudden urge to gamble everything on our future together. Even if the odds are 456 to 1.

Kunikida: You lot keep saying I’m boring so I went out and did something fun!

Dazai atsushi yosano ranpo : . . . . . . .

Kunikida: I won a karaoke contest. The prize was money. Dinner is on me.

Dazai atsushi yosano ranpo: *looks for the most expensive restaurant they can find*

Sigma: dazai in the prison you said kunikida was a horrible singer!

Dazai: It was a joke! Are you trying to get me uninvited from a fancy dinner! Kunikida!!! Don’t listen to him, he’s just a guest!

Sang-woo: You're giving me a sticker?

Gi-hun: Not just any sticker, a cat sticker that says "Mewow!"

Sang-woo:this is why I'm not you're best friends.

Gi-hun: Fine I'll just take it back.

Sang-woo: No, It's mine!

Jun-ho: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.

In-ho: But did I make you cry?

Jun-ho: *cries on the spot*

In-ho: ...Shit.

First thing I see when I redownload X and delate X after saving the picture

( kunibram)

Dazai: Truth is I only know one platonic couple.

Kunikida: You and I?

Dazai: Haha, that's hilarious Babe!

Sang-woo: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Gi-hun: I wrote you a poem and brought you some chocolate

Sang-woo, already crying: You did?

In-ho: I could kill you if I wanted.

Gi-hun: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

:3 wym please don't I wasn't going to do anything (yet)

What would you do if all your hair suddenly was gone :3

Please don't also I would uhh wig and wait till it grows back