Gi-hun: (Trying to teach Sang-woo how to relax) Okay, close your eyes and imagine you're on a beautiful beach. The sun is shining, the waves are gently lapping at the shore...
Sang-woo: (Eyes still closed, but tense) And there's probably a guy there trying to scam me with a timeshare. I need to calculate the present value of the offer and determine if it's worth the risk. Is the beach in international waters? What are the tax implications of off-shore holdings?
Gi-hun: (Sighs) Maybe try a different beach.
Sang-woo: Gi-hun, I need your help. I’ve made a terrible mistake.
Gi-hun: (Immediately alarmed) What? Did you…did you get involved in something illegal again? Did you bankrupt another company? Steal from your mother again?!
Sang-woo: (Sighs) I bought a plant. And I don’t know how to take care of it.
Gi-hun: (Blinks) ...You’re telling me that this is the life-altering crisis that requires Gi-hun's aid?
Gi-hun: You know, sometimes I wonder what would have happened if things had been different. If we hadn't ended up where we are.
Sang-woo: Probably the same thing. You'd be borrowing money from me, and I'd be regretting every financial decision I've ever made. The only difference is maybe we'd be arguing in a nicer apartment.
Gi-hun: Hey! I paid you back! …Mostly.
Sang-woo: You have Crayons?
Gi-hun: Yes, I have—
Sang-woo: You're— how old are you?
Gi-hun: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
Sang-woo: .......
Yeah uh
You are a cat
nuh uh :(
Chuuya: how's your lover
Verlaine: I don't have a lover(not anymore)
Chuuya: I know I'm just reminding you <3
Verlaine: how's the flags
Chuuya: ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)
Dazai:mommy buy me a game
Kunikida: first of all don't call me mom again and second of all if I was you're mother I would be disappointed in giving birth to someone like you
Dazai: ☹️☹️
Don't worry I already found them and the person is doing ok 😅
Hey I was wondering if you saw a big black bug around I lose him and don't know where he is
He's not dangerous (for kids)
He looks like this
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The port mafia boss is in his office because the bug can be around there
─ 🖋️ ; “...What the hell is that.”
Sang-woo: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Gi-hun: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
( if in-ho join the first time with gi-hun and sang-woo)
In-ho: Guys, I’ve figured out the secret to winning the Squid Game! It's all about befriending the guards. Bribery? Nah, I'm talking heartfelt origami cranes. Apparently, they're suckers for a good crane.
Sang-woo:(Scoffs) Origami cranes? In-ho, you're going to get us all killed. My strategy involves charming the VIPs with my dazzling spreadsheet skills. They *love* a good pivot table.
Gi-hun: Hold on, you two. My plan is foolproof. I'm going to win by sheer luck. I’ve already predicted the winning marble color – it’s... uh... sparkly purple. Yes, sparkly purple. Don't question it.
Atsushi: How long does it take for you to start hallucinating because of sleep deprivation?
Dazai: Probably around-
Kunikida: 72 hours.
Dazai: How do you know that?
Kunikida: There's a ghost behind you, and it's making fun of me.
( love kunikida sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooolooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooolooooooooooo much)
kunikida 💛❤️🩹 ango🤎 verlaine 🤍 mori❤ Naomi 💜 shibusawa 🤍 tachihara 🧡 sang woo ❤️🔥 gi-hun ❤️🔥💖❤️🩹
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