I Lived

TMW your boss is a creepy 180cm tall white man in white dress with white growing eyes. Unfortunately, he knows it and he loves to troll.

"and when we're finished, we will celebrate together - in ways that will shame and awe our ancestors"

.... I'm sorry, did she just-?

Ok so a bit of a backstory

Two people in my clan found out how to push Crota off the balcony, so that you won’t have to do the damage phase, and started to offer their “pushing services” to my other clanmates. They did it for a day or two, and today one of them sent the first screenshot to general, quoting “he won’t come down”

I came through with this

the farmer wants to adopt leo and the youts have been teaching willy slang to annoy the farmer

People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness

"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally

Playing so much Destiny has got me some fun headcanons for the world so I wanted to share one of my favorites here~

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happy crafting!

LGBT friend groups

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ok keep crying