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when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church

nosferatu (2024) is so fucking funny. they did this joke twice

Crisis is okay for relationships

Why is kallamar so hard to draw...

Make Some Noise, Season 3, Episode 19: "A Takedown of Billionaires Rihanna, Beyoncé, and Oprah"

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

the traveler and the guardian