A Friend Proposed To Play Destiny 2 And We Started To Play It. I Guess It's A Normal Encounter In A Game

One Destiny 2 headcanon I’ve always had is that the Vanguard has now had to set up a very specific set of rules for all Guardians that are 90% caused by shit the Young Wolf has done.

They include but are not limited to:

1. Do not Strand grapple to ships as they leave the hangar. This is directed to one person and one person only. You know exactly who you are.

2. Don’t give random kinderguardians Gjallarhorns. We do not need to build a third Tower

3. Stop telling New Lights ‘kys’ means ‘keep yourself safe’. Crow is still running from Osiris

4. Do not use multiple fire extinguishers as a replacement engine on Sparrows, especially while INSIDE the Tower.

5. Do not use fire extinguishers as ‘jetpacks’ either

6. All fire extinguishers are now off limits to The Young Wolf. Please report any missing ones to the Vanguard

7. Do not create a ‘pigeon army’, lead them to the Tower, throw a bag of bird seed on the ground and then leave. Seriously I have never seen this many pigeons in one place before. Wolf where did you get this many pigeons

8. If you set off fireworks in the Tower, don’t let them fall over please

Wait a second

if I’m Asexual, and you’re Asexual

THEN WHOSE GIVING A FUCK???

they're so funny

Marks and Rec: Misc #2024

(Puppet History, everyone.) (Dialogue from Cabin Pressure.)

"Are you taunting me or are you asking for advice?"

Destiny 2: Heresy Dreadnaught by Jacob Gonzalez

Destiny 2 vs. Memes pt. 2

welcome to the "charlie invites the sins to a party/ball thing so they can meet vaggie" saga aka the chaggie fizzmodeus crossover

Octopus filmed changing colours while sleeping.