They're So Funny

I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

Okay, I'm officially obsessed with this little weirdo. First he's got a crush on Eido, now he's talking about our scrap pile being 'alluring'. What is with this kid

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

Just some wholesome eldritch horrors (plus Bandana Dee) being friends I can’t believe I slept on Hollow Knight for this long smh

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

long time no destinyposting

best part of princess bride is that inigo loudly and openly states to anybody who will listen that he's going to kill a guy for revenge and has been chasing this for a while and instead of anybody saying "but revenge wont bring ur father back are u really sure that killing this guy will make anything better arent u scared of regretting the one thing uve spent ur entire life chasing" they're all just like "yea dude sounds cool hope you find him" and then he does and inigo kills him and is just "aw cool my dads avenged now i can go ride off into the sunset with my friends" and i think thats actually really great. yea maybe revenge isnt always the answer but it sure does make you feel better

People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness

"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally

The Young Wolf, King-Slayer, God Eater, Bane Of Everybody, Actual God, More Titles And Powers Than Anybody Sane Could List, looking directly into the camera as someone says releasing Eramis is far too dangerous like she has any reason to cause problems or like Doomguy's more violent cousin isn't on speed dial for literally everybody she would be around

YEAH LIKE. ERAMIS IS JUST ONE ELIKSNI. SHE'S NOT EVEN ARMED WITH ANYTHING OTHER THAN STASIS. If she ever so much as sneezed wrong (do Eliksni sneeze?...Something to ponder for later) she could get vaporized by a guardian in seconds. And when you factor in the knowledge that we're in a city chock full of guardians, that makes the idea of her acting out even more ridiculous. Eramis is impulsive and prone to making a lot of terrible decisions, but she isn't stupid. And even if she escaped the City and got to a Salvation ketch, she can't retaliate without damning the rest of her people to death or worse. She's already fucked them over enough, she's not going to risk them now.

There's also the fact that the Young Wolf has now canonically been exposed to Eliksni culture for enough years to know how their honour system works, and has encountered Eramis enough times to know that she's one of the strict adherents to it. By freeing her, we indebted her to us- that's why she gave us the bow and the acknowledgement that she's at our mercy (which was just as deep of a bow as what Misraaks gave to us in greeting, btw). Eramis cannot act our against us because that would violate our honour-tie. She's at least got to work that off first before she can try to go back to being enemies with us, and we already know that she's sick of the violence from the audio logs she left us in Seraph.