Thrax: I'm the biological child!
Ollie: Well at least I was kept around so I outrank you.
Thrax: Gay bitch.
Ollie: Frankenstein looking motherfucker.
Thrax: Fatherless jackass.
Ollie: Failed abortion.
Amelia: Okay let's all calm the fuck down.
Zedd: No keep going.
I have no idea why Nico said this the way he did, but I'm completely obsessed with it
i really need the Mai cut of Battle City. like she shows up thinking she's in for a normal card tournament but seto kaiba apparently saw duelist kingdom as the bare minimum amount of drama and danger that a card tournament needed, because he is the most dramatic man on earth. also apparently he's been fighting visions of a past life or something and desires to control god. that yuugi kid is being targeted by.... violent gangsters? or something?? over the card games?? and OH, he's also possessed by a magic ghost. who plays card games. Mai keeps looking at Jounouchi for support but no, that dude's been on board for the magic card game ghost since day one. then she gets to the finals and the other contestants are, somehow, yet another magic card game playing ghost possessing a teenager, and three members of a three thousand year old cult who are ALSO magic and involved in the most convoluted family drama of all time, which they are going to play out during a fucking CARD GAME. one of them might have been the guy trying to murder yuugi and has... mind control? his sister can see the future and refuses to watch any of the games because she knows what will happen, what. Mai is like, whatever, it's a card game bitch and i'm good at it, but then there's a fucking card that requires knowledge of an ancient language to play and then she goes into a coma. what the FUCK
Guardian, in a mission with Mithrax: ONE your Left! Watch out!
Mithrax, slap box champion dad, back handing a servitor to dust: Thank you Guardian.
Guardian, stunned: How did you do that?
Mithrax, unsure: What do you mean Guardian?
Guardian: You just PUNCHED a Servitor, and it Broke!
Mithrax: Ah, yes. That does seem to happen.
becoming friends with the young wolf
Old men's Tea time🍵
Crisis is okay for relationships
I was expecting many things from Episode Heresy, but DTF Oryx was not on the list 😳
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He wants that engram Osiris!! Also any excuse to visit Louis.