Seen Someone Say “I Can’t Die, I Got Graves To Dance On That Hasn’t Been Dug Yet.” And Honestly,

Oryx, recovered from accidentally finding all of Eris's Yaoi Fanfics: Younger sister, why does your Blade work for others?

Eris: They are not my blade. I called to them in need and they answered.

Oryx, baffled: So they just helped you? No pact, no grand loyalty? They are not your brood, yet they come to your aid?

Eris: If by Brood, you mean of me, they are not. They have conjured an ancient trust system that humans have been using since fire was found.

Oryx, concerned: Humans will just trust others? How does that work?

Eris: Oh, humans are inherently untrustworthy. We are fickle, greedy, and vile things. Yet, we also bond closely to those we trust, so much so it is not uncommon for us to create fake familial bonds.

Oryx, in awe: So, they help you, because they trust you won't hurt them?

Eris: They help because I am family to them. I am their friend, and I have shown to be quick to help them.

Oryx, pondering: My heir is using the sword logic, but yet, you say they are inherently not. Fascinating.

Eris, picking up some papers: Yes, now please stop trying to poke around here.

Oryx, not following directions: Why is there a family album in here if they are not your brood?

Eris: Give that BACK!

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aftermath of some good tussling around and killing each other in the dirt

No one is safe on hermitcraft

hermitcraft recap team is like a bunch of nosey reporters to me always there to hold the camera on when something goes horrible wrong

additional sketch (news reporters on the run)

i really like how the main cast of echoes are two gay married men who won’t shut up about their love for one another, a crazy old lesbian out for blood, a lonely autistic woman and her toxic pet frog, and a weird little freak who’s the designated errand boy. and also ikora i think

Young Wolf internally laughing at all of Eramis’ complaints until she mentions the therapist and YW is all *hiss bite growl die* about it because the vanguard keeps trying to get YW professional help. So now Eramis thinks her opinions are doubly in the right because the YW themselves are agreeing with her.

Guardian, in a mission with Mithrax: ONE your Left! Watch out!

Mithrax, slap box champion dad, back handing a servitor to dust: Thank you Guardian.

Guardian, stunned: How did you do that?

Mithrax, unsure: What do you mean Guardian?

Guardian: You just PUNCHED a Servitor, and it Broke!

Mithrax: Ah, yes. That does seem to happen.

I have no idea why Nico said this the way he did, but I'm completely obsessed with it