Oryx, recovered from accidentally finding all of Eris's Yaoi Fanfics: Younger sister, why does your Blade work for others?
Eris: They are not my blade. I called to them in need and they answered.
Oryx, baffled: So they just helped you? No pact, no grand loyalty? They are not your brood, yet they come to your aid?
Eris: If by Brood, you mean of me, they are not. They have conjured an ancient trust system that humans have been using since fire was found.
Oryx, concerned: Humans will just trust others? How does that work?
Eris: Oh, humans are inherently untrustworthy. We are fickle, greedy, and vile things. Yet, we also bond closely to those we trust, so much so it is not uncommon for us to create fake familial bonds.
Oryx, in awe: So, they help you, because they trust you won't hurt them?
Eris: They help because I am family to them. I am their friend, and I have shown to be quick to help them.
Oryx, pondering: My heir is using the sword logic, but yet, you say they are inherently not. Fascinating.
Eris, picking up some papers: Yes, now please stop trying to poke around here.
Oryx, not following directions: Why is there a family album in here if they are not your brood?
Eris: Give that BACK!
Memory of Oryx: What do you mean I didn't immediately grant them my throne when I died? They rightfully killed myself and my heir.
Xivu, through ugly angry crying: No, You- You see *sniffle* You us- Used TO CARE
Savathun, sipping the wine that totally isn't a bribe from the Traveler: Grow up sister. It's not like you could have killed our Brother.
Memory of Oryx: Exactly. The guardian also has gotten stronger, as well! I wish to fight them again!
Meanwhile, Eris, stuck in her throne world and stuck listening to all of this: I wish I had alcohol here that would numb the pain listening to those three cause me.
I came across the yautja raised by humans trope and I can’t stop thinking about it? Like yautja reader being raised on a ranch and now (~60 years later) takes care of the animals around their land before coming across another adult yautja on the hunt. Just bump into each other in the middle of the night and stare at each other in silence. You, wearing chaps and a wild rag, while he’s fully decked out in armor and weapons. VERY different first thoughts on each other.
You, stressing out because he killed the mountain lions in the area which means the ecosystem is now FUCKED™:
The hunter, livestreaming this to the ship for the homies bc he’s never seen a cowboy yautja before:
player and hank. wondering what their interaction will be like when they meet each others
Meta Knight adopts a feral Galacta Knight.
source: 星カビらくがきまとめ3
artist: ニトロウ (Pixiv)
translation: me (bad) (except for the last one, which was already in English)
i hurt myself with Big Jack by Pet Foolery (can find on instagram) again and no one seems to have posted the whole comic so. here. someone reminded me of it and i tracked it down. gonna go cry in a corner now.
리퀘)메타나이트 경을 만난 반다나
Bandana Dee meeting anime MetaKnight
“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett
Have you watched indie cross yet
This guys reaction is probably the funniest and realist thing I’ve ever watched. (((LOUD WARNING))))
BUT YES IVE WATCHED IT AND IM TEMPTED TO DRAW ART FOR IT. ITS SO GOOD. WATCH IT NOWWW. It took Mog two years to do this and it shows ✊🩷💐🫡
making a collection