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Bandana Dee meeting anime MetaKnight

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

A comic based on this poem

"Experimental noise" they said.

You probably can't sing but you can make great bird impressions!

Sam's mom is trying to be supportive but the song lyrics are...a choice. Anyway, I always find it crazy when people say they don't like Leo's design, I think it's just up to how you draw it Also, if you read Humming a tune, this bridges together pretty well!

Here’s some silly screenshots I have from watching dropout shows

The Kirby side-material is a fucking treasure trove of headcanon fuel and the fact that they’re not that well known wounds me because they’re unironically very good. Here’s some of my favorite pieces of info that are canon to at least one of the mangas / novels / extras:

- Meta Knight is a super reckless leadfoot of a driver (Novels)

- Zan can make temporary clones of herself with lightning flashes (Puzzle Planet)

- The Kirby universe has some type of intergalactic criminal justice system and will arrest people (Novels)

- The mages are likely some type of Christian and Zan has crucified someone twice (Manmaru Nikki)

- Haltmann loves puzzles and tries to use them to solve other people’s problems for them (puzzle planet)

- You can reach hell if you dig a deep enough hole (Novels)

- Hyness sleeps with his eyes open (Manmaru Nikki)

- Fatty Puffer is a Xenophobe (novels)

- Meta Knight is a major interstellar celebrity and his mere presence on a tv show causes record breaking watch numbers (novels)

- The waddle dees are all clones of Bandee (novels)

-Gooey likes to chill in Kirby’s mouth (dedede de Pupupu)

- Bandee is good at doing makeup (novels)

-Coo is a heart throb and the most eligible bachelor in Dream Land (Dedede de Pupupu)

- Meta knight has fangs! (4koma Gag battle)

- Depending on what you’re reading, Bandee’s bandana is either a gift from Kirby (novels) or Meta Knight (pupupu hero)

- Kirby can only use super abilities for a limited time because theyre stressful and possibly corrupting on Kirby’s body (novels)

- Queen Ripple adopts the three dark matter from the 64 opening cutscene and has them hang out with her and help with chores (4koma Gag battle)

- The copy ability weapons are the physical manifestations of the helpers they came from! If you break a Beam Wand you break the waddle doo (4koma)

- Meta knight is a weeb for Halcandra, whose society spread out their knowledge and culture by wandering around the Galaxy and sharing stories (novels)

- Baby sphere doomers and a halcandran artifact black market exist (novels)

-Galacta Knight is canonically extremely beautiful and got an incredibly historically inaccurate film made about him that had a forced romance in it. (Novels)

I really want the Hex to meet the Operator, because yeah they've heard stories from the Drifter but also how do you prepare yourself for something like that

Your friend shows up to the function with a child. Like, twelve, thirteen years old tops, and the resemblance is so uncanny you have to remember that these are not mother and daughter, but the same person from two different realities (which you've only just recently been notified is A Thing).

And that would all be enough to swallow even if this was just a regular kid, but from the second she opens her mouth it's readily apparent that she isn't. She talks like a hardened veteran, like a kung-fu master from the movies, she holds herself upright and proper in a way that's so incredibly un-childlike, and what's even weirder is you can kinda see echoes of your friend in her, like a funhouse reflection. She thanks you for being her other self's friend, as though she's the grown-up in this relationship, and you're not entirely sure she's wrong about that.

And maybe the Drifter's more than your friend, maybe you two have grown close, and now you have this other person who, thanks to the magic of quantum entanglement, knows every intimate detail of that relationship, who is *way* too young for you to be dating, and how do you deal with that? How do you deal with the knowledge that a child untold thousands of years in the future is privvy to everything that happens there? Do you even bring it up at all?