Oh The Folly Of A Heart

Guardian, pulling out the checklist: okay, so... ah gross.

Ghost: What? *zooms over to their shoulder and looks over* Ew...

Eido: Is there something that is the matter, Baron?

Guardian: Clovis's area?

Eido: Oh yes! I have detected som- *insert nerding out*

Guardian: *cringing* still there?

Ghost: He sometimes hijackes the radio frequencies and bombards us with useless facts about how great he precieves himself.

Eido: Oh? I have not received any, and Spider has not reported any issues with his detection squads...

Guardian: Sonofa BITCH

Variks: Language.

Eido: That was english.

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

Octopus filmed changing colours while sleeping.

Old men's Tea time🍵

the funniest thing in d2 remains the drifter's unyielding insistence that you're doing something huge and forbidden that no one's ever done before by sniping someone every now and then in gambit while shaxx is right down the road making up new ways for a lightbearer to be drawn and quartered each week

Just wait till he finds out about who’s responsible for creating guacamole

Memory of Oryx: What do you mean I didn't immediately grant them my throne when I died? They rightfully killed myself and my heir.

Xivu, through ugly angry crying: No, You- You see *sniffle* You us- Used TO CARE

Savathun, sipping the wine that totally isn't a bribe from the Traveler: Grow up sister. It's not like you could have killed our Brother.

Memory of Oryx: Exactly. The guardian also has gotten stronger, as well! I wish to fight them again!

Meanwhile, Eris, stuck in her throne world and stuck listening to all of this: I wish I had alcohol here that would numb the pain listening to those three cause me.

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

This is not a drill. ‘Feel it right there, touch that spot. Smooth right?..Amazing.’

watching friends try to learn shatterskating is a different kind of entertainment. actually, it's the best kind