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Y’all we had an earthquake, what a lovely thing to be greeted by when just wanted to shift positions to go back to sleep.

Time to think the whole day that the train going by is an earthquake (that’s assuming that the trainlines continue to run today, we aren’t built for this).

Anyone in the NJ/NY area hope you’re safe and alright, that was scary :D

Hehe Hockey!!!

What states do you headcanon play hockey, and what positions do they play?

HIA, it hasn't been 2 days, what are you talking about? Anyway I got them all down finally, I'm not gonna say they all make sense but most of them have a team so it's finneee...probably?

HOCKEY STATES WOOOOOO-

Jersey: Defense, left-wing

New York: Forward, center

Massachusetts: Forward, right-wing

Connecticut: Defense, right-wing (doesn’t play anymore)

Pennsylvania: Forward, center

Gov: Defense, left-wing (barely has anytime to play but tries to when he can)

Rhode: Defense, right-wing

North Carolina: Forward, left-wing

South Carolina: Defense, right-wing

Alabama: Forward, center (only plays roller hockey, college football offseason)

Missouri: Defense, right-wing (only plays roller hockey)

Tennessee: Defense, left-wing (doesn’t play often)

Arizona: Forward, right-wing

Colorado: Defense: right-wing

Minnesota: Forward, left-wing

Oregon: Defense, left-wing

Montana: Forward, center

I feel like most of these are self explanatory, like NY Jersey and other NE states, but others I may have to explain I think...oops?

Okay so, the Carolinas playing isn't really THAT surprising, they have a team (I don't know which state the team belongs too and I am perfectly fine not knowing lol), same with Tennessee, Arizona, Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri.

Now Alabama on the other hand, football offseason, literally only roller hockey, besides ya know...violence. Hockey can be a very southern sport when you think about it.

Gov plays because once again, North East, but also because I have a feeling he would be very into the Washington Capitals. It isn't like he gets the chance to play often but when it's a slow winter day he can and will go and play on a lake somewhere with the NE states.

Connecticut doesn't play anymore because he is dramatic (RIP the Whalers, you will be missed until Carolina pulls out the jerseys again), and probably because of injuries or something, he's mainly just dramatic.

Anyway won't lie, this list is mainly off of vibes and whether or not they have a team. For example, California has three teams and yet it is impossible for me to see that man play any sport except maybe beach volleyball. Meanwhile Rhodey is on here and yet he doesn't have a team, I can just see him using hockey as a way to remove stress, it's therapy but WAAYYY more expensive.

Loved doing this one if it wasn't obvious lolz!

HAPPY EASTER BITCHES RAAHHHHHH

Eeee thank youuuu!!!

Listen I ain’t gonna say that pollution is a problem, but I am going to say that we got so FUCKED by the Canadian wild fires, like it was real bad air and stuff. So when in doubt, blame Canada (or the West when that’s all on fire, seriously it allll just comes over here).

Wasn’t alive but 2001 sucked for like everyone duh, the sad thing is that a lot of people who died were from NJ, since a ton of people commute to NY. Obvi a ton more New Yorkens died that day but a shit ton of Jersians did as well….so you know…something something angst.

Also yes the forest one totally counts as angst, the woods aren’t obviously dangerous here since we only have Forest Puppies™️ and like foxes and coyotes, but lemme tell ya, them woods not only definitely haunted but there is probably people doing the big illegals out there. Like moonshiners or…idk cultests probably, that’s also ignoring the actually legal hunting lol.

FUCK ENGLAND, damn tea drinkers.

Anyway thank you!!! This has made me unreasonably happy :D

Ayup friend, lifes in shambles, hockey has once again ruined me, and thus I must ask for you to absolutely ruin our boy New Jersey

(NJ angst hcs, if it wasn’t clear lolz, if you don’t got any when you see this that’s chill, take your time :D)

Ah yes I see you have once again returned to get NJ’s sadness :) /silly

Hmmmm tear scars on his wings……smth smth England…….

I don’t see him as someone that has had very good luck with dating (till he met S.C. or Del or Rhodey or whoever you ship him with), and it makes him kinda sad :(

^he’s sorta under the impression that people date him out of pity for some reason. And they’ll leave him when they feel less pitiful.

Idk if this counts as angst, but here’s a random hc: So like- NJ loves plants and nature and all that, so he also knows what herbs and weeds are good and that bring good health and could even help infected wounds. He also found this out from the amount of times he fcked off into the woods all alone and got hurt somehow.

……Okay so. I feel like he definitely watched like. Y’know. All the stuff that happened in 2001, as well as other things. He watched his brother and his brother’s city suffer. He wanted to tear his eyes away. But he couldn’t. He wishes he could’ve.

He definitely has some breathing issues. I’ve. I’ve decided that based off the pollution stereotypes.

Wasn't @'ed but I might as well actually post this one lol

(I donno who to @ so I can't oops)

starting a picrew chain bc i found one that has tons of options for outfits and such

here is the link

so here’s a biblically accurate atlas for you folks

fun fact i have this exact outfit ^_^

no pressure tags: @gently-decaying-flowers @tellme-o-muse @gayoticbeing @xgirlidiotx @trying-to-be-cool-abt-it @bassguitarinablackt-shirt @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @astraeasparrow @fakevariety @mack-anthology-mp3 @my-cages-were-mental and anyone else who’d like to!!

I'm back, finally, with another chapter of The New State Groupchat. Enjoy :D

Chap 2: Oh Oh Oh Aoh, The Right StAHHHH-

Chat- New Brethern

Yorkadam: Note to self: Never, under any circumstances, go to a meeting while recovering from a hangover

Nex Mex: you gots to have a note for dat?

Jerry™: damn you are stupid yorkie

Yorkadam: Shaddup, normally I don gotta deal with that shit

Jerry™: you go to like every meeting

Yorkadam: Yeah but I also normally have meds, SOMEONE forgot to get em this time

Jerry™: I dont live in that section anymore

Nex Mex: and i dont get stuff for the northesters lik evea

Yorkadam: I’m tolkin about SOMEONE who WON’T STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID SONG ON BAST

Nex Mex: who do you dink hes talking about

Jerry™: if I knew wouldn I tell ya

Nex Mex: you purposfuly hid information from me on the reg

Jerry™: how the heaven did you spell information correctly and not purposefull?

Yorkadam: Not really somethin you have ta question, remember who helped raised em?

Jerry™: yeah you and Massy Wassy

Jerry™: but mainly Ginny Winny

Nex Mex: ima tell mom you called him that

Jerry™: you do that and I will make sure you have a slow and painful death

Yorkadam: You do that and Gin will kill you himself and we both know it will be worse

Jerry™: shaddup Yorkster

Newie is now online

Yorkadam: You.

Newie: Me?

Yorkadam: Turn dat damn song off or so help me god

Newie: Oh you mean my totally radical and hip song

Newie: Sorry if I’m playing it a tad loud, I just love it ya know

Yorkadam: I’m gonna kill em.

Yorkadam has gone offline

Nex Mex: well der goes yoyo

Jerry™: heh yeah

Jerry™: hey Nexy do you hear that?

Nex Mex: ya it kida sounds lik

—

New Mexico dropped his phone upon hearing the blasting music from the hall. Opening his door the only thing he hears is

“OH OH OHAHO, OH OH AOH, OH OH OH OHAHO, THE RIGHT STUUAAAHHHHH-” 

The screams continued even as he shut the door

“Nope”

Alaska n Cali ? ^_^ romantic or platonic, or neither, just how they’d interact doesn’t matter to me, just curious :33

I AM SO SORRY THAT THIS IS SO LATE. I meant to do this sooner I swear, I just had no idea how to do what I needed to on Google Docs mobile. Anyway, I went the platonic route sorta, it can read as romantic as well, sooo HERE!!!!

Alaska and California-

Cuddles, all the cuddles, it’s what they do like 80% of the time when they’re together

Alaska will just pick Cali up at random, like it’s the more normal thing in the world, and Cali just takes it

They don’t actually talk much when together, well Alaska doesn’t, Cali yaps

Cali somehow managed to get Alaska to watch anime with them one time, it ended at ep 4 when girl + dog = lot’s of crying from the both of them

Alaska has a pet bear and Cali has the insatiable need to pet and cuddle things that can kill him

They have gone to multiple sports games together, despite Alaska not liking the crowds and Cali not like the noise or the crowds, according to Cali it’s “a bonding experience to watch your team win while on the bring of either shutting down or a panic attack” 

Cali does sketches of Alaska throughout the day, sometimes the drawings include other states but normally it’s just him, then at the end of the day Cali will give them all to Alaska who proceeds to put them all on the fridge in the garage

Winter vacay is determined by a coin flip, it’s normally with Alaska (it’s not rigged, Alaska just always picks the right side)

Cali tried to get Alaska to understand the appeal video games, then ended up getting demolished by him because of tilt control on Mario Kart

Alaska taught Cali how to ice fish, how to safely skate on open ice, and how to be silent in the woods

The two are just very close, Cali is an outcast not by choice and Alaska is one by choice, it’s an interesting relationship

Cali was incredibly close to telling Alaska about the fact that he writes fanfics, they didn’t but the fact that he was going to is something of note

Cali steals Alaska’s hoodies and shirts since they SWIM in them

Have I mentioned cuddles? Because that is basically what the whole relationship is built upon, cuddles. So. Many. Cuddles.

LETS GO JERSEY WOOOOOOO!!!!!

September 20, 2023 - Critical support to this New Jersey man who intentionally crashed his car into a police station while blasting Welcome To The Jungle by Guns n' Roses. 🫡 [video]

May I request NY angst hc’s? 👁️👁️

*🩴 (iykyk)*

Ask and thou shall receive. It’s not as many as I probably could have done but apperently when I have to do angst all my creative skills go out the window lolz

New York-

Never wears a shirt with sleeves shorter than elbow length, something something the British

Hates being in confined spaces without someone whos trusted, so Jersey and Mass

Yeaahhh his parents abandoned him to his grandparents, and he was abandoned or left behind multiple times during the war, so if he’s alone for too long he goes straight into a panic attack

Martial. Law. (The damn British)

Was on a class trip in NYC when the towers got towered with NJ and Rhode, watched the first tower get hit and then he woke up half a month later

Kidnapped and murdered multiple times, you know, normal colonial times

He’ll never admit it in any serious capacity but Action Park seriously traumatized him, he has not properly gone swimming at a park since

When he does sleep he doesn’t normally dream, when he does dream it’s always nightmares about pretty much his entire life, honestly he really needs therapy

My friends, thine ask box is open, feel free to ask for HCs (or art, though that might be either a lil late or from the ipad so it wouldn’t be the normal style sadly T-T).

Anyway I’m bored and have google docs on my phone, been too long since I last did this so please, ASK AWAY BITCHES!!!

After several criminal acts that didn’t land them in prison ONLY because Gov stepped in (and one of those times he had to pull so many strings it was terrifying), Utah and Arizona were no longer allowed alone for more than five minutes.

Not many duos can be worse than Florida and Loui, but damn do Utah and Ari come very close.

The Good Boy™️ and The Hot Chaos Coyote™️ an amazingly disastrous duo that literally no one expected

Wassua broski, got any Arizona and NJ HCs up in that fancy brain of yours?

Moi? Fancy? Oh stawpppppp 🤭🤭🤭🤭

I sadly don’t have any NJ hc’s, but I do have some for Arizona (old home state! :D)

He’s 100% the Florida of the West, just less humidity.

Everyone loves him :3 No one hates him. If they do,,,,,, we’ll deal with that very quickly <3

Ari is the himbo ever <3

You may call him Ari, but if you call him Zona, he mightttttt shank you repeatedly (:

He experiences the equivalent of someone saying they’re from NY and then getting asked "what’s the city like?", but with Phoenix.

He can touch hot stuff without getting hurt (guess that’s how he’s able to touch NM huh?) and it makes the other states question his abilities

One of the only people to get the stick out of Utah’s ass and allow him to actually go have fun. Alas, the puppy eyes were too great for Utah 😔✊

As much as he loves summer, it’s an absolute nightmare sometimes cuz of his curly hair 💀 (<- coming from a curly/wavy haired person)

His hair is a sorta orange-ish brown cuz he tried bleaching it to die it, but failed and it ended up turning that color. It looks nice though, so he’s not complaining.

I can totally see Ari cooking and just putting his whole hand on the pan to see if it’s hot enough while the others in the kitchen are just like “The hell!?”

People trust Utah for babysitting duty but when it’s Ari there needs to be another person around, elsewise Utah will do anything with the slightest bit of persuasion

Gov: Now why did you try to break into DisneyLand!!??

Utah: It seemed like a good idea at the time

Arizona: I asked politely to do something illegal

Gov: WHY!?

Arizona: Was bored lol

Also cant believe I ran ya dry of NJ HCs, sigh I guess I’ll have to ask for other states until ya get sick of me XD

Wassua broski, got any Arizona and NJ HCs up in that fancy brain of yours?

Moi? Fancy? Oh stawpppppp 🤭🤭🤭🤭

I sadly don’t have any NJ hc’s, but I do have some for Arizona (old home state! :D)

He’s 100% the Florida of the West, just less humidity.

Everyone loves him :3 No one hates him. If they do,,,,,, we’ll deal with that very quickly <3

Ari is the himbo ever <3

You may call him Ari, but if you call him Zona, he mightttttt shank you repeatedly (:

He experiences the equivalent of someone saying they’re from NY and then getting asked "what’s the city like?", but with Phoenix.

He can touch hot stuff without getting hurt (guess that’s how he’s able to touch NM huh?) and it makes the other states question his abilities

One of the only people to get the stick out of Utah’s ass and allow him to actually go have fun. Alas, the puppy eyes were too great for Utah 😔✊

As much as he loves summer, it’s an absolute nightmare sometimes cuz of his curly hair 💀 (<- coming from a curly/wavy haired person)

His hair is a sorta orange-ish brown cuz he tried bleaching it to die it, but failed and it ended up turning that color. It looks nice though, so he’s not complaining.

Wow me, drawing Jersey? Craazzzyyyyy

Anyway, I had an original design for this type of look on the Ipad, ended up not looking at it once since I apparently have memory. Kinda glad I didn't since I could go just by memory and figure it out as I went along ya know. (ps, for those who don't normally read tags just like, please do, i put so many lil things in there lolz)

Okay SO, I have this lil headcanon, nothin big, that Jersey didn't used to wear shorts until like 2000 or something, maybe a bit before then. This is because he has some scars on his legs, just from over the years, and wearing shorts not only shows those but also make it easier for him to get scrapes and such.

He was fine wearing shorts around NY, Del, and Rhode, occasionally Mass as well if he happened to be around at the time. He couldn't wear them around anyone else for a long time, some scars had Memories(tm) attached to them, some good most bad, so he just never wore shorts.

He's gotten a lot more comfortable wearing them around the other states over the years, mainly because of Covid where Mass unfortunately wouldn't let him keep wearing the same two pairs of pants. So he's fine now, if still a lil uncomfortable around some states (the west mainly), you just won't see him wearing them until it's the first day over 60 in state.

Anyway I love NJ but this isn't surprising, I live here. I am NOT a simp for this bitch, he's my state, I have to like him, 'sides who else would I attach to? Pennsylvania? Florida? Or god forbid NEW YORK!? Absolutely not, that's sacrilegious that is.

Will admit, Rempe did deserve that suspension. He needs to learn self-control.

GG, Devil.

He seems like a good kid from the little I have actually seen, just needs to do a bit of learning still. Sucks that Devs we’re the last straw but also I expected that honestly, hopefully this helps him realize that his actions have consequences and he will be in trouble for stuff like this.

GO RANGERS GO!!

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKYOUFUC- *cough cough cough* Apologies, pardon me, the sports demon came out for a moment. In the nicest way possible, I cannot wait to watch the downfall of the Rangers.

signed,

An unfortunate Devils fan 😎

YOUR A LOSER, BABY. A LOSER, GODDAMN BABY~~

This idea came to me while I was listening to the Annapantsu cover and I just knew, I had too. Also I'm pretty sure this is the first time those of the tumblr space are seeing my Kentucky and Tennessee designs, I've drawn them twice now but nothing actually posted here lol.

Anyway I HC that Tucky and Jersey hang out a lot, originally only talking with each other because of their shared occupation horses but then they actually started to talk about other things and found that they actually got along. It's no secret to anyone that Jersey's lil demon guy loves Tucky, plus it is just adorable so I had to draw it again.

Tucky and Tenn are technically related but it's kinda hard to see here, maybe one day I'll post the headshots for them. Also I love Tucky's design, I need to draw him more, I made him so cute gosh darn it!!

Also also, if it's hard to tell they are listen to music on the same ear buds connected to an Ipod, don't question whos Ipod it is because they have no idea at this point XD

Headcanon time because my tag paragraphs get shorted to nada and I didn't realize

Okay I'm a dumbass and didn't ever realize or notice that tumblr has a tag cap, because at least to my knowledge it does not tell you that you've hit a limit. So I shall rant about a kinda dumb headcanon I have for the states.

Warning: This bitch is longer than I thought it would be, you have been warned!!

ALRIGHT SO. The way I tend to draw the height for states is based off of two things, their state size and vibes, this is however excluded for the OG13 and then some.

This rule-ish not applying to them is because they all have actual families. Now you may be thinking "What the hell does that mean" and I am so glad you asked.

I haven't really talked about outside of the headcanon things but both New Jersey and New York have families, NJ his moms and technically the devil from the bible, NY his grandparents.

This also goes for the rest of the OG13, they all have families that while those who raised them aren't around anymore that family line still is. This is to the exception of Maryland because he is somehow even farther from being human than states normally are.

Anyway because of this, the OG13 heights are not based in state size, instead it is technically a strange mix between family genes and land size, only technically because those like Mass and Virginia are both taller(mass) and shorter(ginny) than one would assume based on state size. It's basically a ruelette on whether or not you get genes over state size and somehow Rhode STILL managed to be short as hell, bro rolled wrong TWICE XD.

Now it should be interesting to note that it's pretty much only the OG13 that have weird height despite the few other states who have family are locked to their state size. This would include Texas, Louisiana, both the Dakotas, Utah, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Alabama, and Minnesota Wisconsin and Michigan- I see these three at least somewhat related in some way shape or form so thats why they are together like that.

So despite states out side of the OG13 having actual human families they are related to, it's only the OG13 that aren't state size locked and there could be some reasons for this.

For one it could be that colonies more or less aren't locked to their size, mainly because colonies can mix and it's shown quite a lot in history that there were no firm lines between colonies. So it would make sense that when the states (then colonies) were growing up they weren't locked to the size of the colony and rather just their family genes.

It could also be that because they were already adult age (or close to it) it was too far for weird border magic to effect them since they were too old and such. This would make sense and work well with this idea that the other states with families outside of the OG13 are sized locked because their borders were a lot clearer by the time they were older.

Another reason could be because they all have families, which yes doesn't make much sense but here me out. All of them excluding NJ and Maryland had normal human families, it could be that because they had families they were only labeled as personified states once the country became a country. This doesn't mean that they weren't already personifications, just that you have to be labeled a state for border size to take effect, however once again since they were all already adults or almost adults, it wouldn't take effect.

And the final reason I can think of could just be that they were a special case, considering the fact that (if I'm remembering correctly) there aren't personification of the Canadian provinces in canon. It very well could be that yes normally states whether they have family or not are state sized locked, but since they would have been a special case in that there weren't personification like them before that the magic creating state personifications was newly born and didn't have rules yet. This would also explain why they would have families to begin with, the magic had to pick those who lived there to be those personifications, meaning they originally human. The only real problem with this one is the fact that states outside of them have families, however this could be explained, it could have been a lack of people in the area to build a personification from, it also could have been in the southern states case that because family is pretty important there, it made sense to chose those from families instead while still keeping the rules in place.

Now this is a whole lot and it kind of sounds like I've gone insane thinking about this but honestly this is mainly just me typing before I think lol. Is it clear that I needed a reason as to why some states are not close to their state size, because I feel like it is.

I do want to say that the states do have some control over their height, Texas could get taller but it would feel wrong and that goes for most already tall states, it's vice versa for the smaller states who may already be at their height cap by default. I'm not super sure if the OG13 should be able to change their height slightly, mainly because they are all more human to an extent than the other states, of course ignoring whatever the hell Mary is and the fact that NJ is related to the devil from the bible because lord knows those two are not as close (or close at all in Mary's case) to being human like their fellow states with families.

Now height isn't super important but I feel it can explain some dynamics people may have. If you have a tall friend and a short friend, theres gonna be a lot of short jokes. Two short friends and it's a whole lot of complaining about not being able to reach anything. Two tall friends and it's either complaining about feeling claustrophobic in lower ceilings or feeling like your god because your taller than everyone. Two friends of the exact same height and it will always be a competition to see who is truly taller (it's neither but their in denial).

You have to think about these things when making characters because it can effect the dynamic, obviously not by much but still, it's important to know. So while this might seem like far to much thinking when it's literally just a funny internet series that was the only way you knew the news during covid, I find it important. Sure I may never actually write a proper fic and I will probably really only stick to my funny lil drawings, it feels important.

My drawings are like snippets to what happens in the day to day crazy-ness in either the Statehouse or just with the states, thus it is important to me that I have their heights to how I have my headcanons set up when drawing. It's small details like that, that convey a story when drawing without doing an actual comic, it brings life when I know my drawings can be a little stiff, it's about the story and maybe that's just the writer within me talking but I don't care XD.

Basically I just like having some sort of reason as to why the heights for the OG13 aren't consistent with their state size when I draw them. What can I say, I'm a dork :D.

Did I really get bored enough to draw the whole NE...yes, yes I did. I regret nothing though I hate the fact that my hand hurts now, that sucks XD

(Pic with badly written names below :D)

LOOK AT HIM!!!!! THATS MY BOY, THATS MY CHRONICALLY INCONSISTENT STATE!!!!!!

I am no simp, I will bite you (jokes mainly, well the biting part XD)

A Northeast State in this

HAPPY LINDY RUFF IS FINALLY FUCKING FIRED DAY!!!!

TODAY IS A DAY OF CELEBRATION!!!!

I find it hilarious that I posted a Long Ass Rant (tm pending) complaining about how I'm tired of Lindy and then HERE WE ARE XD. Best way to wake up hands down!!

This is now national Lindy Ruff is Fired Day, to be celebrated by all XD

I just cannot wait for the day Lindy Ruff is fired.

I am tired of having the tiny hope I have be taken away every damn game.

I am tired of seeing the players, who are clearly just dun not in the sense that they aren't trying but in the sense that they have gotten used to the disappointment that is this season, be exhausted every game, especially when players like Daws, L. Hughes and literally anyone else who is showing signs of stress clearly aren't playing in tiptop shape.

I am tired of Lindy sounded disappointed any time he is on screen, no matter if we do well or not that game, it's consistent disappointment and disinterest when I hear him talk and it sucks.

I am tired of New Jersey somehow finding a way to be a joke even in the sports world with our ONLY major professional, this team is many people only knowledge of Jersey and yet we are STILL a joke or something to just not be respected.

I am tired of every game where everyone is sure this just HAS to be Lindy's last game and yet somehow he is still there the next time we play, that somehow someway he probably won't be fired till the end of the season and EVEN THEN who knows if he actually will me.

I am tired and over it but I'll still be watching the games, I'll still be there when we lose once again, I'll still be there talking to Sky saying shit about how much I hate Lindy and how he is running this team into the ground, I'll still be complaining about Ruff to my parents because they have to know everything wrong going on.

I'll still be here because just because a team is doing shit doesn't mean you should drop it just because of that, that just shows you weren't actually a fan in my opinion.

I have far too much state pride for my own good because I genuinely love this state and love this team, so I'll stick through the good and the bad, continue to be slightly angry with myself for not being able to get into hockey last year when we were badass.

And I'll still be watching and eventually buy more stuff for the Devils because let's be real, the second that sales drop and the Devs aren't as popular the club isn't stay in Jersey, so might as well support the bastards ya know?

And hey, who knows, maybe one day we shall see Lindy gone and this team flourishing, but until then I'll just keep being sorta upset that we aren't doing as well as we can and drinking my problems away (this is a joke and I promise it's just water, Liquid Death specifically).

Ahh thank you :D

Also yeah pollen is absolutely the worse -signed, someone allergic to pollen

I can absolutely see him sobbing if one of his favorite plants die, like there isn't perfect weather to revive it, like he isn't the garden state where literally anything is possible. He will sob and he will do it in front of the other states, he doesn't care if it's "not manly" or "weak" of him, that was his baby damn it!!

The thing with the smell is that it's only the turnpike and really only centered around the Newark area, it honestly isn't noticeable at all once your literally anywhere else (except the swamps going down the shore specifically to WildWood, then it's sorta bad cause it's a fishin area)

Listen he may be very smart (NJ has basically the best educational system in the country) but that doesn't mean he is when it involves him, why keep dirt on himself when he can focus that on others. It does have the downside where he kinda just...forgets certain things, like he is way stronger than he should be and that no it isn't normal to be that obsessed with diners.

(Must say in some weird way this has made me feel better, maybe it's the fact I live here idk lolz)

*poke poke poke* Jersey angst headcanons please :D (listen hockey has been rough recently and I need some way to cope with the fact that the coach is running the team into the ground T-T)

*stares like a deer in headlights and eats your hand*

Oh it is NJ angst you seek? Here ya go :)

…..imagine if NJ coughs up flower petals and blood sometimes and has a few other issues due to the pollution being so bad there.

His devil wings have a bunch of scars all over them from over the years.

He’s kinda insecure about the fact that he doesn’t really have a pleasant smell (I’ve been in Jersey once and it wasn’t too bad actually lmao) due to the state itself not really having a pleasant smell

I feel like he gets really really sad whenever a plant dies, especially if he put a lot of effort into trying to help it survive.

He often forgets his own strength and the fact that he’s absolutely jacked and ends up accidentally hurting the other states pretty often.

This was just a random idea I had. In my brain Central Jersey is the Jersey that shows the most, problem is is since CJ is so...let's go with disconnected, with the rest of the country he gets overwhelmed, and sure North could just switch in and South could do the same if they all wanted to scare the others with a southern accent that has the slang of the California coast, but watching a place that doesn't exist (it totally does btw) is way funnier.

Besides, by now all the other states that aren't the OG13 think that New Jersey has brown-looks red in certain light-eyes and it would scare the devil out of 'em if they see the red eyes that North actually has (and considering it's HIS body, it is far to tempting).

Also is it obvious that I love the idea that it's the Jersey's and not just Jersey, like I live here, if it's one singular state then I'm from Pennsylvania (I may have been born there but I sure as heaven ain't from there). Jersey would be three different states if we wanted to be associated with the rest of the country more than we already are, that and we may not agree on things but we don't HATE each other, we leave that for the rest of the country (plus let's be real, central wouldn't exist and then what would north and south argue about?)

Anyway as a proud Centralian looking at the news of the rest of the country is overwhelming, I just want to go skating, to the arcade, and continue lovin our favorite Devil, and down the shore when it's nice (and no, down don't mean literally down, though normally we are going down).

Look at him!!! THIS IS MY BOY!!!!! I am a PROUD Centralian and I would be DAMNED if I didn't draw him with animals. You would be surprised at how many of these I have actually seen or heard about being near by.

(Also yes that is a Gator, we don't natively have them but there was one here for like 2 weeks, still surprised he was in central and not the swamps down south because...actually I feel like that's obvious)

Hii! What is your favorite ship in WTTT? And what are your hcs for this ship? Thank you ☺️

Hiii, I am so sorry that this is so late, I really wanted to answer it earlier but I had to sleep to go skating and then I couldn't really think of headcanons for the ships that I think are cute.

BUT I do sorta have ships, like ColoVada is really cute and I can get behind it, same with CaliYork, it's real cute and I will read stuff for it. I also like JerseyVada mainly because of the casino/gambling rivalry that existed back in the day.

Unfortunately I don't really have any headcanons which was the main reason this took so long like I said, I didn't want this ask to just float in the void for a long time. So really sorry :/

(PS: I actually have done headcanons for ColoVada, this also has CaliFlo headcanons as well :D)

Look!!! Children!!!! Aren't they adorable. I've had a lil' Jersey design for a while but York...not so much, like at all, so y'all are getting this.

They are just so cute, I'm so good at this truly XD

Hi! Idk if ur still taking requests for little snippets, but is it possible to request a little snippet of NJ helping Loui with his messy curly hair in like- a hot day where humidity is a bitch? 👁️👁️

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As a guy with curly hair most times, humidity is such a bitch and happens whenever it feels like here in Jersey, no consistency. So this hit close to home lol.

Hot and Humid (The Worst Combo)

Every door in the state house was open, along with the windows. The Southern States were out barbecuing and the Northern States were suffering, except New Jersey.

It’s not like Jersey liked the heat, it was a pain in the ass, but it did mean he could go swimming and get good southern food, so he can’t complain too much. The problem was the humidity, it was ungodly humid out. Jersey knew humid intimately but this was ridiculous.

Almost every state was either in the pool or on the side relaxing or barbecuing. Almost. The only state that wasn’t with everyone was Louisiana, which Jersey would understand if it wasn’t for the fact that this is weather Loui would absolutely be in.

Jersey was about to go inside to find him when his name was called. Standing in the doorway was Loui, his hair frizzy and messy, looking just as miserable as most of the NE states felt.

Louisiana only had to say one word and Jersey would be at his beck and call. “Help”.

Jersey dragged Loui to his(Jersey's) room, looking at what products he had that could work, he realized he was severely lacking and would need to get more stuff again. He gave Loui a juice box and the tv remote and got to work.

Hair was hard, especially curly hair, it’s hard and annoying at the best of times and at the worst it’s near impossible. Jersey was basically an expert in all things hair but he was definitely wishing that Loui had come to him in the early morning before the humidity got too bad.

It took two hours but Jersey was able to put Loui’s hair into cornrows, that way if he wanted he could go swimming with the others. By the time the two got back outside some of the food was ready and it somehow got hotter and more humid, but at least now Loui’s hair wasn’t a mess.

(And if there was some magic involved to make sure his hair didn’t get affected by the humidity again, then that was between him and the demon he calls his friend).

Request stuff please!!

Tis the time I remind y’all that my requests are always open, please ask for stuff, literally anything (this includes ship stuff like NY/NJ, just cause I personally don’t ship them doesn’t mean I won’t do what the people say).

Headcanons, art, lil mini fanfic snippet things, you name it I can probably do it. You can also just give me your headcanons, I love to see what other people have for characters.

I love hockey but 1pm is far too early to start, it’s 2:31pm now and I am just so tired. Love the game hate the time