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I'm back, finally, with another chapter of The New State Groupchat. Enjoy :D
Yorkadam: Note to self: Never, under any circumstances, go to a meeting while recovering from a hangover
Nex Mex: you gots to have a note for dat?
Jerry™: damn you are stupid yorkie
Yorkadam: Shaddup, normally I don gotta deal with that shit
Jerry™: you go to like every meeting
Yorkadam: Yeah but I also normally have meds, SOMEONE forgot to get em this time
Jerry™: I dont live in that section anymore
Nex Mex: and i dont get stuff for the northesters lik evea
Yorkadam: I’m tolkin about SOMEONE who WON’T STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID SONG ON BAST
Nex Mex: who do you dink hes talking about
Jerry™: if I knew wouldn I tell ya
Nex Mex: you purposfuly hid information from me on the reg
Jerry™: how the heaven did you spell information correctly and not purposefull?
Yorkadam: Not really somethin you have ta question, remember who helped raised em?
Jerry™: yeah you and Massy Wassy
Jerry™: but mainly Ginny Winny
Nex Mex: ima tell mom you called him that
Jerry™: you do that and I will make sure you have a slow and painful death
Yorkadam: You do that and Gin will kill you himself and we both know it will be worse
Jerry™: shaddup Yorkster
Newie is now online
Yorkadam: You.
Newie: Me?
Yorkadam: Turn dat damn song off or so help me god
Newie: Oh you mean my totally radical and hip song
Newie: Sorry if I’m playing it a tad loud, I just love it ya know
Yorkadam: I’m gonna kill em.
Yorkadam has gone offline
Nex Mex: well der goes yoyo
Jerry™: heh yeah
Jerry™: hey Nexy do you hear that?
Nex Mex: ya it kida sounds lik
—
New Mexico dropped his phone upon hearing the blasting music from the hall. Opening his door the only thing he hears is
“OH OH OHAHO, OH OH AOH, OH OH OH OHAHO, THE RIGHT STUUAAAHHHHH-”
The screams continued even as he shut the door
“Nope”
I got bored few days ago and had this idea that the New states have a group chat sooooo heres the New state GC that no asked for :D
Newie: So remind me again why we aren’t eating at Jerz?
Yorkadam: He let Florida in his house
Nex Mex: yikes
New Mex: is jerry still alive?
Yorkadam: Considering he is looking over my shoulder, yes he is alive
Newie: Damn thought this woulda killed him
Yorkadam: He says “Fuck you”
Newie: 🖕
Nex Mex: wait why cant jerry just type on his fone?
Yorkadam: Also Florida
Newie: WAIT!!!
Newie: Did Florida blow up his kitchen AND his phone!!???
Yorkadam: Yep
Nex Mex: daaammmmnnn
New Mex: doulbe homiecide
Yorkadam: “FUCK YOU!!”
Newie: Ooooo Jerz is angy
New Mex: hehe angy
Yorkadam: Be warned, Jerkae tele’d
Newie: Ah shittiobweiufhubewgowefub
New Mex: L
Newie: your next.
Newie is now offline
New Mex: hahaha look at this thing i suddenly gots ta do
Nex Mex is now offline
Yorkdam: God damn it Jerkae
4 hours later
Newie is now online
Newie: Jerz you are the worst you know that
Jerry™: oh I am absolutely aware
Newie: Absolute psychopath
Yorkadam: Your acting like we didn’t know this already
Newie: Fair point
Newie: Btw where is Nexico?
Newie: Figured he would have got on by now
Jerry™: I got em
Jerry™: turns out snow and a 80 degree state don mix so well
Newie: Jerz wtf?
Jerry™: listen at first it was light torture as pay back and then it turned into a bill nye the science guy ep
Jerry™: not my fault
Newie: How???
Yorkadam: I chose not to question that, it’s best you don’t as well
Yorkadam: That reminds me, you didn’t get hit too badly did ya?
Yorkadam: We could always get Masshole or Conny to look at it
Newie: Nahh don’t worry
Newie: It’s just bruised but I’m pretty confident its not broken
Jerry™: ah shit I didnt hurt ya loads did I?
Jerry™: you can pop down to my room if ya want
Jerry™: I got south park running and ice/heat packs
Yorkadam: Oh great, worried Jerkae is out
Newie: Shh shh Yorkie
Newie: I want love
Newie: I’ll be right there
Yorkadam: Sigh, I’ll bring pizza
Jerry™: that pizza better be from one of my places or so help me god
Yorkadam: As per usual, I’m getting pizza from my place and ya can’t stop me
Jerry™: I ll starve danke
Newie: Oh for Treeza’s sake just get pizza from Dominoes
Yorkadam: Oh hell no
Jerry™: if you ever suggest that again Im going to kill you zero hesitation
Newie: Damn okay fine
Newie: Just didn’t want yous to murder each other over food again was all
Jerry™: its my room so its my pizza ur gettin
Yorkadam: I’m the won getting the food dipshit, so I get to pick
Newie: Wait isn’t it technically Nexicos room?
Newie: Since it was assigned to him before yous two switched?
Jerry™: ……
Yorkadam: …So I’ll just grab Papa Johns?
Jerry™: yeah…papa j works
Yorkadam: Cool cool, be there in ten
Yorkadam is now offline
Newie: Wait so all I have to do to get yous to stop fighting is just mention that it wasn’t your room first?
Newie: Wicked!!
Jerry™: Fuck you and fuck off.