"I'm strong like steel, but soft like mushrooms." - some blocky boi
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tumblr stupid, can’t use comment.
you absolutely do not if you do not want to/can’t! the thing that makes an ask blog is asking and answering, maybe on occasion extra commentary/lore, but you absolutely do not require art!
I am filled with the overwhelming urge to make an ask blog for Kthanid (i got a name, hah), but I can’t draw, and ask blogs kinda require that, right?
hey man it's okay don't cry i'm sorry i managed to escape all your traps but i thought they were really cool and scary honestly... and like, they were literally so challenging and well constructed, i barely made it out alive you did a really good job... look, i can go back and do it again and get caught and killed in one this time if it'll make you feel better. i just don't want you to be upset about it..
Roommate AU
id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !
the black and white makes it feel like an old sci-fi movie.
Whale Shark Gliding Through Bioluminiscent Algae _ Mike Nulty
“The villain was this tech guy that had invented basically sort of the internet 2.0. And then they realized that all his patents came to him one morning. And so little by little, they started putting together this and they said, ‘Oh, he got them from the precursors.’ The guys that control the kaiju. And then we found out that the precursors are us thousands of years in the future. They’re trying to terraform, trying to re-harvest the earth to survive. Wow. And that we were in exo-bio-suits that looked alien, but they were not. We were inside. And it was a really interesting paradox... To me, the hero was Mako Mori. I wanted her not only to live, I wanted her to be one of the main characters in the second movie.”
I… what
I don’t even watch miraculous, probs never will, but this is hilarious to me.
I love reading fanfictions where marinette is akumatized. Here's a my contribution:
She doesn't know how to reach chat noir, but tikki does!
Step 1: get rid of the ladybug gear.
Step 2: be an evil villain.
Step 3: ????
Step 4: reveal.
really needed to draw this so bad thank you @chongoblog
a couple more doodles. also i am losing it over how short magnificus looks in act 2. man’s just barely up to p03′s robotiddies
you are face to face with a hyper-realistic purple dinosaur, she is your dearest and only friend left. in front of you there is what can best be described as dungeons and dragons without the character sheets.
“kris.... where the HELL are we?”
I want AUs of games and stuff that is literally just that game plus OLD_DATA. (I would like fan work of inscryption itself more but still)
what you wanted to play Mario? well Luigi found something in a golden block and now you are playing dolls with him in his now silent mansion.
wanted UNDERTALE? well flowey thinks you would like to play a board game that feels faintly like the layout of new home.
I want AUs of games and stuff that is literally just that game plus OLD_DATA. (I would like fan work of inscryption itself more but still)
what you wanted to play Mario? well Luigi found something in a golden block and now you are playing dolls with him in his now silent mansion.
wanted UNDERTALE? well flowey thinks you would like to play a board game that feels faintly like the layout of new home.
My favorite thing about Act 2 Leshy is how quickly he goes back into his old roles
Like he just went from THE Game Master, to getting carded by the very player he sought to entertain, to being just an area boss with an admittedly easy deck to beat.
Yet he goes STRAIGHT for that roll. He doesn’t bring act 1 up to you directly once. He COULD have been salty about you taking control of the game from him. He could be mad about having to be a card. He could be upset you can’t play only his game anymore. But he’s not.
He’s the Great Scrybe of Beasts, an area boss in the video game Inscryption, and he’s going to play that roll hard as he can.
Why do you like leshy?
Leshy my good friend is four am so I'm not the most clear or trustworthy in answer but he reminds me of my late grandpa in certain ways and he's my friend and I don't know what he serves the winner player but he's trying and he tried with the other Scrybes and he really tried and there was like no malice in end and he just wanted to play and i want him to dm a campaign so bad is unreal and I just accidentally deleted like 20 words so yeah
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Dog woke me up again im a big more clear, he manages to sit in the realm of familiarity just enough that I care much more about other traits and the fact he puts so much care in his story telling is so good. Amongst other things, him actively perceiving the player positively makes me very happy
I choose to believe that the reason the Angler is called Fishbot in Act 3 is that P03 asked him his name, and the Angler either called him ‘bad fish/bad robot fish’ or told him to 'go fish’ or just mumbled 'fish’ as he sometimes does, and P03 just heard 'fish’ and assumed that was his name and slapped it on the card because of it
I'm sorry this is one of the funniest tags that's ever been left on one of my posts
So-- I have an Inscryption Fan character-- and I haven't made a fan character in ages, so-- I'll just keep it under a cut and if y'all feel like reading, go for it.
So I have a Scrybe fan character named [Removed]. Title is simply- The Removed Scrybe. This comes from the fact that his files start with Removed_ and the file name. In theory, he was supposed to be a 5th Scrybe, but was either scrapped due to lack of time, or finding that technically he might seem repetitive with the other Scrybes about.
Appearance- Like Leshy, [Removed] (Rem for short), appears in darkness. That is where the likenesses end. He is permanently enshrouded by shadows. This IS part of his normal appearance. He has 3 eyes that the player can see. On on the right side of his face, and two on the left. One is placed above the other. While you may not see it, he has many a limb and multiple mouths, and fangs. All's more the mystery... I'll speak more about his appearance under Gameplay.
Gameplay- (This is the least hashed out, so you'll need to forgive me.) [Removed] plays an over-arcing campaign as P03 and Leshy do if found among the files and loaded somehow. He sits across from you and a deep, single guitar strum is heard when he speaks to you. He marvels at how you could have found him, and then ponders that perhaps he has a game in him yet. Before the player will be a marble table, a sterling silver scale that is so new it's almost white, and a massive deck of cards. To be frank, you start out with an obscene amount of cards, more than you'd need...but that's the point. Instead of gathering cards, you trade away less important cards for more powerful ones. This could be a boon or your downfall depending on how the game is played, because sometimes, as we have seen, you need fodder. This should make the game flow Hard- easier- easier-super easy- harder- harder- extremely hard in the end moments. You HAVE to trade something for something, so if you end up at the last boss with only 3 cards, that's a lesson in Avarice. Each hit you take results in a golden coin landing on the scale. The coin itself has no markings. In order to depict the scene of his tale, [Removed] will change the lighting of his room, play audio effects, and even extend a matching appendage that fits the role he plays. (hand, claw, tentacle, you name it)
Other stuff- The old_data exists, but the funny little mustached man is nixed for this AU. He knows the old_data exists and accepts that it is so. For it's easy to compartmentalize when you are in pieces. Parts of him were given to each scrybe. Nothing overly big, but still, the things that made him. He still has his assets, so if you look really, really hard you might be able to find him.
Misc (funny thing)- When you have a game over with him, he seems just as exasperated as you may feel. He has Laughing, Curious, and Normal noises, but only one Exasperated/Frustrated sound that sounds like the shifting of a bow string against smooth wood.
Who DOESN'T love Luz Noceda?!
Luke Lives AU where he gets copied into the game but doesn't get treated like a puppet by the Scrybes because Grimora and Leshy have taken such a shine to him. Eventually another player shows up and Leshy is in the middle of his Scrybe of Beasts narration when the player cuts him off like "who the fuck is that," and points to the back of the cabin where Luke is just chilling and its like
Leshy: oh uh that's the fifth Scrybe
Luke: *visibly just drinking a capri sun with his feet up on the puzzle chest*
Player: Scrybe of what?
Leshy: Scrybe of mind your own goddamn business unless you like grizzly bears
when the imposter is sus
hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!
are you thirty? have a sip!
are you hungry? have a spack!
have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
are you stick? purt your indies!
do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
are you tired? break your togs!
do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!
I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)
Hi, guys! My mother recently opened a GoFundMe due to our sewer system breaking down over the Thanksgiving holidays. Our pipes were cracked, ruptured by roots, and we had to call in plumbers for an emergency procedure.
Unfortunately, the procedure is now going to cost us close to $20,000 (they said it would be no more than $16,000). So in addition to it already being a costly procedure, it is now costing us thousands more than anticipated. While my mother is employed, she is a senior who has suffered multiple workplace injuries that have given her bad knees, on top of her current workload leaving her very fatigued. While I am doing what I can to support her, this has placed a lot of financial strain on our household. Even just a dollar or two would be greatly appreciated, but if you can’t donate, that’s okay! Even signal boosting would mean a lot to us!
attempt at an reblog game that I think would be fun: tell me where you are from in the tags but only by how your place is displayed in hollywood movies
YOU hates terfs
that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
spamton just sitting there waiting for when they can bring up [KROMER].
i don’t have a funny caption. they need help
edit I forgot tumblr mobile is fucked up rn so small text is hard to read. left -> right is the salt route, snowgrave route, level up, and beatdown route (the beatdown route is the one i made <:] )
I think the big issue the fandom has with the tea theory is that they seem to jump to either extreme instead of simply accepting that Kris likes Ralsei… a normal amount? He scores slightly less than Noelle, whom Kris has known all their life but from a distance, and a lot less than Susie, who is obviously their favourite (best?) friend by Chapter 2.
Kris likes Ralsei like a normal friend. But it just doesn’t fit the thoughts of the Ralsei-is-evil theorists, or the wishes of Kris x Ralsei shippers, so it seems like this plausible middle ground was just completely swept under the rug by the fandom.
As a reminder, Kris has known Susie and Noelle pretty much their entire life. Even if they weren’t friends before (for Susie), they’ve still grown up in the same town and gone to school together. Ralsei really stands out from that, as a Darkner they know really not much about and whom they literally met yesterday in-game. His score is really, really good considering it’s only 10 HP less than a lifelong friend.
March of the potatoes