"I'm strong like steel, but soft like mushrooms." - some blocky boi
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Latest Posts by kyoshi-with-a-gun - Page 7
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
In unequivocal terms, the UK is a police state. We have just lost our right to protest (if they are deemed ‘annoying’ - which will be interpreted to be any protest the government doesn’t like). This means anyone in the UK might face prison for exercising our right to protest.
Please, please I’m begging non UK folks- to simply know this.
If the right to protest was lost in the US it’d be all over the internet. But nobody is here for UK folks.
This is just as trans people and gay people and marginalised races and poor people are being hit with economic and social harm and are more likely to protest.
Know about us- make sure the UK government is shamed for what it is doing. In the meantime, the UK citizens have some violence to plan.
In unequivocal terms, the UK is a police state. We have just lost our right to protest (if they are deemed ‘annoying’ - which will be interpreted to be any protest the government doesn’t like). This means anyone in the UK might face prison for exercising our right to protest.
Please, please I’m begging non UK folks- to simply know this.
If the right to protest was lost in the US it’d be all over the internet. But nobody is here for UK folks.
This is just as trans people and gay people and marginalised races and poor people are being hit with economic and social harm and are more likely to protest.
Know about us- make sure the UK government is shamed for what it is doing. In the meantime, the UK citizens have some violence to plan.
consider:
>stealth is out the window; she is getting you out FAST.
>no need for a laser gun, she is BRAWLING.
>through walls vision from the start.
>” you are awfully calm about maiming Freddy” “meh he wasn’t important... oooh check out his loot!”
>ends without a choice of stay or leave, regardless of what you do Roxanne is ready to knock Vanny’s head of her shoulders.
>have to deal with a wolf girl that is three dance moves away from a total mental breakdown at all times.
>has a cute nickname for you like Freddy does: Bitch.
who cares about lore implications, AU where Roxanne is the animatronic buddy instead of Freddy.
who cares about lore implications, AU where Roxanne is the animatronic buddy instead of Freddy.
“well you see we got the rock that was once alive at the creek of bad places”
I'm late to the paleontology drama but my god this is so funny
COME HERE CHILD. DO NOT FEAR THIS COIL OF FLESH AND WOOD.
every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself
so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead
now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here
the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family
eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again
“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”
actually the thing abt matt murdock is there's stories disney could maybe (maybe) tell with some competence, like there's stories that can almost survive that degree of mass-appeal pro-establishment toothless passionless bullshit, but. daredevil? matthew michael daredevil murdock? if you disneyify matt he isn't matt anymore. daredevil is about the kind of bone-deep inextinguishable rage that ableism sparks and kindles in you. the way someone gets violent when violence is done to them ad nauseam. all superhero stories shld be about stepping up because you can't stand not to, but daredevil is that dialled up as far as it'll go
like. matt's whole deal is he is much more viscerally aware of the terrible shit most of us ignore, and his worldview means ignoring it is allowing it, and he is so incredibly traumatised. if a daredevil story doesn't piss anyone off it's a bad daredevil story. daredevil shld look u dead in the eye & say 'what are you allowing? what could you change?' because yeah matt is an insane person going above and beyond but he's trying to singlehandedly fix a community cuz if he doesn't who will. daredevil shld say solidarity with its whole chest.
gonks
Have you seen Crayola's Xmas collection
if cool things are sublime, then limes must be freaking poggers.
*SCREAMS* I STILL URGENTLY NEED HELP!!
**URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST**
Saturday, December 18th: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, and I'm unfortunately still on the struggle bus, as bills that were due in a few days have come out today, and the funds I've kept for my utilities and groceries are gone, and I don't receive my welfare until just after Christmas.
As most of you are already aware from my previous posts, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefit being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as my application for Disability (PIP) was declined and I don't receive my U.C benefit until after Christmas, and all my previous donations have gone to pay off my rent and bills but I still have some outstanding bills to pay & groceries to get.
I know this is a huge ask, and I'm completely heartbroken to keep asking for help, but I still urgently need some as I don't receive my welfare until after Christmas (December 27th).
Additionally, I have a CHRISTMAS WISHLIST, as its Christmas next week, and I would appreciate it if anyone could have a look. Otherwise, my goal is £300!!
If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate or buy anything from my wishlist if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling right now. ❤
£0/£300!!
@thebibliosphere @shencomix @pmseymourva @mortemia @ndiecity @tariqah @toastyglow @justsomeantifas @shesnake @elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey @official-lucifers-child @my-gender-is @borinquenaqueer @justlgbtthings @bihet-dragonize @striders @strangeauthor @deadcatwithaflamethrower @marsincharge ❤
and it is glorious.
Ngl, Deltarune chapter 2 feels like Toby Fox threw the 06 Snapcube fandub at an AI and told it to make a video game script, and the result was Deltarune chapter 2.
The humor and even some of the dialogue just feels like that.
Oh yeah, there's also a Sonic reference during one of the battles.
hur dur, yeah character is a “they” but i personally think they look boy so i intentionally misgender. like how does this anons’ mindset help anybody?
it's actually really weird that Napstablook is treated as a "they" because even though they go by that in the game they just really look like a boy in the game itself and the overall fandom considerates them a he. thaaaaaaat's pronouns. they suck.
I don't see what's so weird about it. They're a bedsheet ghost. Nothing about that is inherently masculine or feminine. I feel like a lot of people misgendering Blooky as he do so due to gender stereotypes more than anything (e.g. tophats, being dapper, etc), when those kinda stereotypes can kinda push people into rigid boxes, y'know? Like, on a personal level, I think a cisgender, straight guy could totally wear a dress if he wanted to, just like girls can get away with wearing pants and suits regardless of orientation. Like, to me, that just says more about the fandom, y'know? Blooky is only ever referred to as they, and you can't argue projection and interpretation with them.
reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium
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a religion, fandom, etc. is a symbiotic organism. It can still be in the wrong by attacking others or taking more than it gives, but it in the end holds some interest in the group of people that keep it running.
a cult is a parasite that ensures the hosts can’t even move, and makes them feel like only the parasite can understand them, making them not want to move.
not my experience but feel i should boost this PSA.
it feels like the average true crime fan’s perception of a cult involves like. wearing hooded robes and doing sacrifices
spamton is cheating because capitalism.
sans is cheating because he doesn’t really care.
jevil is cheating because he wants to piss somebody off.
the three genders.
they’re all cheating
it is sad that i know all of these,
sadder that the fandom being shit is half the list.
alright utdr fandom boomers sound off. i want u all to tell me which of these old ut things u remember
stronger than you sans version (+ the frisk and chara response versions too)
the plethora of sans-centric aus that seemingly popped outta nowhere (u are not allowed to bitch abt them on this post)
matshat giving the pope a copy of undertale
gaster theories and "fun value"/rng chance encounters
the sans is ness "theory"
ppl constantly fighting abt frisk and charas genders (theyre nonbinary btw)
underlust (for those of u who know: dont say shit. for those who dont know: dont look it up /srs)
duncle sans au
pta sans au (tfw lindas lemon squares are shit)
sixbones + handplates au
disbelief papyrus
the entire fandom treating chara like they are literal satan
dadster aus/gaster being sans and papyrus's dad theories
ppl bitching abt flowey even tho hes a child. and ppl shipping him with frisk and chara for some reason
everyone being physically incapable of being normal abt toriel
floweypot aus
glitchtale
the bad apple video
other fandom boomers feel free to add on, this is just what i remember
Are you gonna pay me?
the people who do that are stupid for another reason because like, you could just ignore the video and eventually youtube will take a hint.
but instead, they go “I am genuinely upset about the content of your videos that I was not forced to watch” and THEN leave in a huff.
YouTube comments that say "why am I here and why is this is my recommendation?" is the real life equivalent of walking in a store and shouting "I have no idea why I am here!"
It's not wrong to like something about you, or feel confident about a talent of yours.
Learn to like yourself, cause hey, you're pretty cool.
Idk how much I've 'grown' as a 'person' over the years however I HAVE gradually turned into increasingly cartoonish parodies of myself which has been a blast actually
as a Tiefling at heart may i recommend houses built around lava pools?
* Can be caves if you're into it.
* don’t need torches
* Toasty and warm
* The bean juice hurts now.
* Home is no longer safe
* Fire
why you should build a treehouse in minecraft
they’re cool
they keep the monsters out
you can build them on jungle trees out of pretty jungle wood
they look fucking epic
good view
they’re cool
okay but i want this.
further proof my brain is broken: I legit dreamed that they made a Hamilton style musical but like, with Napoleon. it was obviously full of historical errors ( I do not remember details but he got romantically involved with the queen of Prussia at one point somehow?) and the fall out was huge. the internet went wild. it was trending everywhere. there were like 6 different types of discourse. everyone demanded a statement form the French president who remained oddly quiet. Multiple countries summoned their ambassadors. the European Union issued a declaration. I had to check Tumblr after waking up just to feel safe again
avatar you say?
definitely.
reblog and tag if your avatar can commit arson
fuckfucker, the fucker of you fucks.
i had a dream where i was playing “basketball”, but in reality i as team captain was tasked with tossing a bag of gummies into the enemy hoop before time ran out.
had a dream that a masked guy with a knife was standing outside my window while i was making dinner and when i acknowledged his presence and asked him what he wanted he told me that i was really bad at chopping onions and that if i let him in he could show me how to do it properly. so because dream me is a fucking dumbass i let him in and of course he chased me and stabbed me. but as i was bleeding out i realized i could be hilarious about it. so i looked up at him and said "wow you're really bad at chopping onions" and he got so mad he killed me.
anti-vax people really don’t care who they offend, hurt, or disrespect huh.
i mean, it kind of was obvious, but this??
just so you know, if you are in any way comparing being unvaccinated to the persecution of Jews in Nazi-Germany (or just straight up the Holocaust) I am not only disgusted but also ready to fight you in a parking lot of your choice any time
