My Time Has Been A Little Short This Month, So I’ve Been Finding Studies A Lot Easier To Dip In And

many faces of the hottest man alive

I just know Panda Express employees HATE to see them coming

‘ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋɴɪғᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ?’

- 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐮𝐧𝐬 [𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟎]

If Patrick Hockstetter wasn’t played by an attractive actor I think he wouldn’t be as popular in the fandom.

I don’t even think this is an unpopular opinion. The Bowers Gang is popular because they’re played by attractive actors. Except notice how people often keep Belch out of their fics or art? They don’t find his character attractive despite being a lesser evil compared to Patrick and Henry.

Seeing how people react to Belch is an indicator that their actions aren’t taken into account, just their looks. Patrick is attractive enough to get away with his actions, while Belch is ostracized for being… chubby? Cuz he burps? He is also horribly mischaracterized imo… read the fucking book. Anyway idc he’s bae fr. I love that silly guy!

If their actors were book accurate then there would be less of a fandom imo. Ofc there are people who find them interesting because they’re horrible people and naturally as human we are drawn to things we cannot understand. However, my point still stands.

I'm So Done With Today's World.

I'm Ready To Just Simply Fly Away With Them...

you get me.

my affinity for men in groups of four is overwhelming

The reason why The Lost Boys failed is because they’re a neurodivergent queer polycule and they tried adopting a straight white neurotypical male.

i want him so bad it aint even funny

motley crue being the face of glam metal will never not piss me off like… we had these divas but the music industry said “no, let’s make a group of talentless pedophiles and wife beaters the most popular glam band instead!”