You’ve Got To Stop.

Based on a meme that I found on Google but for some reason can’t find anymore

I’m a bit late, but Merry Christmas @accidental-child-art!! 🥰🎄I was your secret Santa for this year’s @fmasecretsanta :)) hope you like your gift and the bonus comic!! I just thought it was pretty in character for Ed to terrorise Roy like that 😂

Ok I can sleep in peace now

(Original)

The agenda of the “lovely magical princess”as well as the “beautiful, pure, maidenly lady that all young girls aspire to be”as well as “everybody’s favourite lovely idol, Mahiru!”☀️❤️

Step 1: Get inside the Ichinose lands, meet Guren, act cute, be a spoiled brat by asking him the whole day to marry you and ignore Guren’s warnings that it’s dangerous for you to be here and that it would be for the best if you stopped meeting with him. When the subordinates of the Hīragi house appear, run away without telling Guren and leave him alone to be beaten by the adults to cover you. The next few days, come, smile cutely again and act as if nothing happened. ☑️

Step 2: Discover you have a demon inside yourself. Have horny dreams with a guy you haven’t seen in years. Experiment on yourself in secret. ☑️

Step 3: Make sure to mention throughout Shinoa’s short life about how great you are in comparison to her to lower her self-esteem. Beat your baby sister to make her emotionally empty so she can fight Shikama Dōji’s possession in the future until all your preliminary plans are completed before that. You need Shikama Dōji to possess Shinoa at some point in the future to fight him so even if Shinoa is empty enough to not become possessed, give her a twisted sexual education since childhood to spark some lust and make her perverted enough for future purposes. Also, remember to give her a boob complex. ☑️

Step 4: Meet a broken child who had to kill all of his companions for five whole years in vain just for your hand and start boring him with your nonexistent love life. ☑️

Step 5: Meet Guren as teens and keep reminding him about how weak he is that he cannot protect the ones he cherishes the same way he could not protect you when you were children. Don’t mention the logical arguments that he could not do anything against the adults as he had a fuckin 5 year old child’s body at that time and that you are not his responsibility while taking advantage of his White Knight Syndrome so your plans can work. ☑️

Step 6: Introduce Guren to the cursed gear as a means to become stronger. He might not accept them but at least you will make him start doubting himself and shake his values. ☑️

Step 7: Make Guren meet Shinoa to take advantage of his White Knight Syndrome again. For the time you won’t be near Guren, you will use Shinoa as a means to tie Guren to your problems. Guren after all would never abandon a child, especially less someone who is related to you. Don’t mention the logical argument that Shinoa is none of Guren’s goddamn business so your plans can work. ☑️

Step 8: Set a meeting with Guren in your room. Leave beforehand your diary that contains your and Shinoa’s secrets about being guinea pigs (that definitely should always be hidden) displayed on top of your table for Guren to see. Make him come at 5:30 pm but you come later at 7:00 pm so that Guren has time to read your tragic past to use the pity card on him. Remember that the late timing must coincide with the time the Hyakuya Sect is going to attack the school for Step 11 purposes. ☑️

Step 9: Keep making use of the pity card to make him more attached to you. Set everything for Guren to sleep with you by making him come to your room on a Summer night, with perfume, tell him how much you love him, cry, make pained faces, call yourself an ugly monster that doesn’t deserve to be kissed, make insinuations of how you preserved your virginity for him to know that sleeping with you will heal your emotional scars a little. A guy wouldn’t just turn his back and leave a crying girl in need begging him to sleep with her right? ☑️

Step 10: Don’t forget to share some of Shinoa’s demon with him in the act without his knowledge and consent to drive him into demon possession. After the act, keep making pitiful faces so he doesn’t get angry at you. ☑️

Step 11: The Hyakuya Sect has started attacking the school and Guren’s friends are in danger. Great. Now leave Noya out there for Guren to make a contract with him, and become possessed so he can go and save his friends. ☑️

Step 12: Make sure Guren gets even more possessed by playing with his two aides’ feelings. ☑️

Step 13: Come to Guren’s apartment to give him your research papers containing the information of future experimental hostages to ensure that he has the information to become your partner in crime in the future. Make it look like you are happy to let him kill you but remember this is nothing but a cover to ensure that he is still attached to you. Don’t do anything about his father’s scheduled execution so that it will contribute to Guren’s emotional weakening. ☑️

Step 14: Now that you don’t have Shinoa or Shinya use another child (Yuu) to tell him your life. Tell him they are not a demon or a monster and that he doesn’t have to die just because his parents wanted to kill him, but end the conversation calling him a demon to mess with him. Tell him one day you will save him. He will probably forget it due to having his memories erased but will eventually remember you again in the future so it’s good that he has good memories of you so he sides with your plan. ☑️

Step 15: Guren finally acquired a Black Demon. Now you can set him temporarily aside from your plans to do Step 16. On the meanwhile, Guren will become stronger and merge more with the demon. ☑️

Step 16: Get kidnapped by the vampires as a cover to go to Kyoto and meet with the Vampire Queen. Tell her you know the whereabouts of her dear brother as an incentive to make her contribute to your plans in the long run. Inject yourself with a deadly poison in order to rush her to turn you into a vampire. The Queen is more likely to make an uninformed decision if there is a time limit. It’s very important to turn into a vampire with the level of a progenitor so one of requisites for the catastrophe to be triggered is met. Also, Guren must be similarly strong to you now that he has a Black demon and he has the back up of five other demon bearers so it will be a problem if you didn’t become a vampire to turn the balance of strength towards you for the sake of Step 20. ☑️

Step 17: After becoming a vampire, go to Shibuya High School to make sure that Guren is still attached to you and after months of being disappeared, you are still stronger than him and his group. If you have time, drink some of his blood to make some weird asf horny faces. ☑️

Step 18: Since Step 7 has been successfully completed, give Guren Shikama Dōji’s compact form and tell him to give it so Shinoa telling him that will protect the small child. ☑️

Step 19: Be a bitch and fight against Kureto while everyone can see your panties under your skirt. ☑️

Step 20: Once the scheduled day of the catastrophe comes and before Guren squad comes, make sure Step 11 of Guren having a Noya’s sword which has the blood of lots of people, Step 16 of you being a vampire progenitor, and the presence of the coffins are met. Place an additional corpse there so that once resurrection occurs, you can make Guren learn the horrible truth of what happens to a resurrected person when they discover they died to use his friends as hostages. ☑️

Step 21: Once Guren squad comes, kill all of the his friends to drive Guren to trigger the apocalypse. Remember to kill Shinya in a much more painful and less immediate way to give Guren time to talk to him and so get attached to him before his death to ensure that he will definitely trigger the apocalypse. Remember to give them their moment while you watch in silence. ☑️

Step 22: Once all his friends are dead, stab yourself and make use of the pity card again by talking about how tragic you are. If you miss telling someone how great you are now that Shinoa is not here anymore, feel free to tell Guren that you were so beautiful that a goddess got jealous and cursed you with this miserable life. There is no logic in that but Guren for sure will be so mentally fucked up that he will definitely see that as a perfectly understandable explanation as to why you killed so many people. ☑️

Step 23: Once Guren is mentally fucked up enough, act like the good girl, never addressing how you were the one who killed his friends and are the reasons his father got executed so he doesn’t hate you and keeps following your plans, and how you have his resurrected friends as hostages. Guren would be too exhausted anyway to blame no one but himself. ☑️

Step 24: Deceive the whole fandom by making them think how you are a demon who lost her human heart, and that you have a tragic love story with Guren, when in reality you were never a demon and never lost your memories. ☑️

Step 25: Exacerbate the effects of Step 3 by whispering into Shinoa’s ear how she has to be like you, lust after a boy to the point she won’t care about the rest of the world and its future anymore, and sleep with him. She won’t hear you but she will eventually regain her memories about everything sexual you told her. This will open a door for Shikama Dōji to possess her. ☑️

Step 26: Take hostages for the people who are likely to object to Guren’s plans, these being Narumi squad for Makot, the sisters of Kimizuki and Yoīchi. Since you cannot just kill Yuu, make sure he has lost enough brain cells due to experimentation and is mentally and emotionally manipulated enough for him to go along with Guren’s (your) plans so Mikaela won’t get in the way. ☑️

Step 27: Mikaela gets in the way. Kill him. ☑️

Step 28: Take Mikaela as a hostage to make Yuu follow with your plans of weaponisation. ☑️

Step 29: Once Guren has experimented on Yuu and Mika enough, it’s time for Shikama Dōji to possess Shinoa. The memories about you brainwashing Shinoa with your twisted views about love will start coming back to her and making an effect on her where she thinks you are right. Remember to make Shikama Dōji the scapegoat for all your actions to put Shinoa on your side so she will convince her squad that you are the good one in the story and so they will become your minions. ☑️

Step 30: Become human, marry Guren and do it in public. ⬜️

Don’t tell me she didn’t plan this

My problem with her agenda: Guren’s breathtakingly beautiful gay best friend. His name is probably still on her death note so she can kill him again once everything is over. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Shouto: I think Endeavor would blow a gasket if I came home with a tattoo.  Like a delinquent.

Touya: *smirks* You’re probably right.

Shouto: Do you have a tattoo?

Touya: Yeah, I’ve got Plus Ultra inked on my ass.

Shouto: ...

Touya: I lost a bet.

Shouto: ...

Touya: ...

Shouto: ...I can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

Touya: Suffer.

...

My favorite exchange between Shouto and Touya in the Ambush Sim AU. Should I do a little baby comic? Anyway, full story here.

fma fma fma

Happy Birthday Dabi 2024 🎉🫶

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