what people think is hard about writing: describing the joy, love, beauty, grief, loss and hope that form the richness of human experience
what is actually hard about writing: describing basic actions such as turning, leaning over, reclining, gesturing, saying something in a quiet voice, breathing, getting up from chairs, and walking across rooms
no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.
Gryffindor: adventure stories, hero's journey, cocky characters, feats of derring-do, writing sprints, writer's block is their personal enemy, battered notebooks stained with careless coffee spills, borrows pens and forgets to return them, a disaster pantser
Hufflepuff: children's books and whimsy, settings full of flowers, massive worlds to explore, quaint villages, romance and friendship, cosy writing nooks, glitter gel pens, scented candles to set the writing mood, classic plantser who follows the fun
Ravenclaw: poetry and philosophy, writes at a desk laden with books, extensive notes in the margins, sticky notes and highlighters, drafts the same page six times and still can't decide, gets distracted by reading, repulsed by the mere thought of writing out of order, always wins NaNoWriMo
Slytherin: dark academia and grim fantasy, snarky heroes and obnoxious villains, hidden passageways and red herrings, fountain pens and Moleskin journals, meticulous plotter, success out of spite, cries when they kill characters but will never admit it
Just between us, I remember it all too well.
Based on stereotypes, duh.
INTP: Absent-Minded Professor, Erudite Stoner, Gadgeteer Genius, Reluctant Mad Scientist, This Is Your Brain On Evil
INFP: The Anti-Nihilist, Byronic Hero, Because You Were Nice to Me, The Dark Side Will Make You Forget, Not-So-Harmless Villain
ISTJ: The Reliable One, Unfazed Everyman, Cloudcuckoolander’s Minder, Loyal to the Position, Obstructive Bureaucrat
ISFJ: Yamato Nadeshiko, Humble Hero, Tranquil Fury, Churchgoing Villain, Love Makes You Evil
ENFJ: The Paragon, The Chooser of the One, Warrior Therapist, Soap Box Sadie, Psycho Psychologist
ENTJ: The Leader, Cultured Badass, Seme, The Corrupter, Visionary Villain
ESTP: Determinator, Ace Pilot, Da Editor, Blood Knight, Corrupt Bureaucrat
ESFP: Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot, Plucky Office Girl, Obfuscating Stupidity, Hidden Depths, The Ophelia
INTJ: The Spock, Tin Man, Aloof Big Brother, The Chessmaster, Evilutionary Biologist
INFJ: Hurting Hero, Hermit Guru, Zen Survivor, Living Emotional Crutch, Knight Templar
ISTP: Warrior Poet, Street Samurai, The Hunter, Because I’m Good At It, Then Let Me Be Evil
ISFP: All-Loving Hero, Hero’s Muse, Determined Defeatist, Granola Girl, Mad Artist
ESTJ: The Captain, The Ace, Nerves of Steel, Corrupt Corporate Executive, Egomaniac Hunter
ESFJ: Crusading Lawyer, The Social Expert, A Father to his Men, Nerd Nanny, Evil Matriarch
ENTP: Bunny-Ears Lawyer, Trickster Mentor, Knowledge Broker, Cool Loser, It Amused Me
ENFP: The Pollyanna, Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Allergic to Routine, The Wonka, Revenge Before Reason
i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this
Haunting him (and other ways to get your ex to get back together with you)<333
this is so good!!! and funny omg. your characters are adorable and really interesting
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