Double Date

I love them with all my heart

Honestly forgot to post this here, so yeah- Instagram got this first-

The quote is from Pride and Prejudice.

Wrecker is your best support.🥰

Just realized while writing my fanfic that if Spicynoodles were to become canon, Pigsy would absolutely scrutinize Red Son and try to keep MK from dating him. It's literally the equivalent of a disapproving father keeping his innocent daughter away from some bad boy biker, made all the more comparable since Red Son is literally a villain who drives a bike

I've just been imagining Red Son just fucking pulling up with his badass bike wearing a red leather jacket and sunglasses and MK strolls out of Pigsy's with his best Monkey King merch and sketchbook while Tang is trying to stop Pigsy from having a stress induced heart attack-

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Pigsy: Kid! What's with all the burn marks!?

MK, completely dazed and rubbing one of his marks: My boyfriend's the best...

Pigsy: BOYFRIEND!?

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MK: But Dadsy, I love him!

Pigsy: No employee of mine is going to be running around with some demon! And didn't he burn you anyways!?

MK: I mean...I kinda asked him to 👉👈

Pigsy: WHAT-

Red Son, pulling up in his bike outside Pigsy's: C'MON NOODLE BOY WE'RE GONNA ON THE MOST EVIL DATE YOUR MORTAL BRAIN CAN IMAGINE!

MK: WellitwasnicetalkingtoyouDadsyiloveyoubye-

Pigsy: KID WHAT THE FU-

Mei: Sooo... they're dating now?

Tang: Yup, and you owe me 50 dollars

Mei, passing Tang $50: Ughhh...

Pigsy: YOU TWO WERE PLACING BETS!?!?

Wukong, walking into Pigsy's and seeing Pigsy incoherently screaming: Soo...What happened here...?

Mei: Well...

Tang: MK and Red Son went out on a date

Pigsy: MONKEY KING! YOU'RE THE KID'S MENTOR! TELL HIM TO STOP DATING THAT DEMON!

Wukong: ...

Wukong: PFFTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAICANTBREATH-

Pigsy: MONKEY KING!!!

Wukong: DUDE I NEED TO TELL BULL KING ABOUT THIS HE'LL FREAK-

Pigsy: YOU'RE NOT TELLING ANYONE ABOUT THIS! I DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE KNOWING THAT MY EMPLOYEE IS WALTZING AROUND WITH SOME SMUG ASS DEMON PUNK-

Sandy, walking into the room: Uhhh...is this a bad time?

Pigsy: GAAAAAAAAAAA-

And even after they all agree to keep Red Son and MK's relationship a secret until Red is ready to tell his parents, Pigsy would still fucking hate him-

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Pigsy: Listen here, punk. If I didn't promise MK to give you a chance, I'd personally ban you from ever entering this building again. But I'm going to give you one chance to prove that you're good enough for the kid.

Red: Hmph, alright "Pigsy", what are your demands?

Pigsy: Don't commit crimes with my kid, don't flirt with my kid in front of me, don't do anything beyond kissing my kid, and if you break the kid's heart, I will break your legs. Understand?

Red: Hmm...fair enough. Though for the record, between the two of us, MK is much more dirty minded, so you needn't worry about my "advances"

Pigsy: ...

Pigsy: Inhales

(Yeah Red Son is actually asexual, although he's happy to do more physical stuff like making out since it makes MK happy. But yes, MK is a bit more dirty minded than Red Son, he's just too shy to actually act on it most of the time.)

Transformers "More Than Meets The Eye" comic has recently torpedoed me down the feelsy space car robots hellhole, an therefore i present a sketchy collection of Lost Light crew as homo sapiens. I had SO MUCH fun coming up with the designs! Now off to actually learn how to draw robots i guess

For some reason the requester asked me in my messages, and i can't tag them

So uhhh, whoever you are, enjoy!!!!

Crash Landed

MCB

+ Blue Cop

Cybertronian!Reader

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• Let's say you're a wanderer. Not an Autobot or a Decepticon. Travelling through space in your ship, exploring the universe trying to find some friends, or whatever you come across first.

• A signal caught your optics, so you headed there. It leads to a planet, filled with fleshy creatures called "humans". Great.

• Even more great, your ship is now broken. The gravitational pull was apparently too strong for your ship. Now you're stranded here, clueless!

• At least you've managed to gather some spare energon from your ship, now you just have to go undercover. You scanned a vehicle without much problem, and tried to comm if anyone else was here.

• It was a futile effort. BUT! You did get some strange, static-y answer from the other side of the comm. So, you did what any sane bot would do. Follow the frequency!

• Which unfortunately ended up where you currently are.

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"... You're not Cybertronian."

You say as you scanned the non-cybertronian bot in front of you.

"And you're not a Metal Cardbot..."

Says the strange blue bot with the police cap on? You didn't know cosmetics that are similar to a human's outfits even existed.

"Yes well, it's obvious what our differences are. Uhm... where is your mouth?"

"Pardon?"

"Your mouth. Do you, whatever you guys call yourselves, not have a mouth?"

The blue bot nodded firmly.

"Yes, us Metal Cardbots do not have the need for a mouth."

"So you don't consume energy?"

"We... Still consume a form of energy."

This confused you. A lot. But instead of asking further, you shook your helm and instead asked another question.

"Right. Well, what's your name? I can't just call you Blue now can i?"

The blue bot gave you an unreadable expression, but it's nothing negative.

"My name is Blue Cop."

"... I guess i can call you Blue!"

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• And so the two of you introduced yourselves. He tells you his name, and vice versa. And it goes onnnnnnn from there.

• He's a curious fella, whether he shows it or not. Asking about your origins, where you come from, your name, and even about your occupation.

• He showed you around the place too. Meeting his team, and his fellow human friends! Though one of the Metal Cardbots reminded you of a certain Prime for some reason...

• But then, he asked about how you came here on earth, and when you told him the full story...

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"I am... sorry, you had to go through all that."

He says, gently grabbing a hold of your shoulder in an attempt to comfort you.

"Don't worry too much about it. It's not your fault."

"... If it helps, Machina suffered a similar fate."

You vaguely remembered about Machina. The planet where the Metal Cardbots originated from. You never knew about it, only bits and pieces. So this surprised you a little.

"Really..? I guess mechanical lifeforms are destined to wander the universe, eh?"

You humored a bit, not wanting to pry further into what happened in their past.

Blue Cop only nodded in response, and while he may have lacked the necessary equipment to show it, you could easily tell he was smiling. So you did too, and the two of you stared out into the view nature has given you.

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Yeah i think I'll end it there.

See you guys in another month or more <3

Some of my of the Wukong and Sanzang pairs that I remember most.

Edit: Added the dates of their respective versions.

Monkey dads things

Bring Erlang home s4 please im begging--

Nezha after recovery and paying DBK a visit