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iced tea- conspiracy theories, hates small talk, still watches cartoons and anime, gives good advice, everyday is an existential crisis

milkshake- underrated humor, listens to lofi hip hop, good at taking photos, only loud around friends, wears oversized shirts

frappucino- the hype friend, has lots of inside jokes, insecure about being too annoying, can sleep anywhere, loves dogs, likes hot showers

soda- always has low storage, wears face masks, procrastinates a lot, rants to friends, the type to cry and say tears are good for the skin

lemonade- self-deprecating jokes, cranky in the mornings, has more internet friends than “real” friends, tries to be organized but can’t

I CAN'T

u know what i hate about cute baby yoda? u know what i hate? i hate that cute baby yoda is actually, legitimately cute. it doesn’t make any sense. it doesn’t make any goddamn sense. if i said to u, and both of us were completely sober, the words “baby yoda,” whatever vision u came up with in ur mind, i can assure u, it would be several miles left of adorable and at least thirty down into the uncanny valley. we’re talking animatronic reneeseme from twilight: breaking dawn part 2. let’s be honest. the fact that baby yoda is––is cute? is adorable? has downy ears and big eyes? absolutely unthinkable. ridiculous. baby yoda, at least, the should be cursed if not completely haunted. with Actually Cute Baby Yoda™ it’s clear the world has been kicked several feet off axis. the cosmos have been shaken. what disney exec took a drag of his cigar, looked at baby yoda, and said, “oh yah. might just fuck around a bit and cause a metaphysical catastrophe. good job, boys, raise for u, geoffords.” no. i refuse. i refuse to accept it. what lovecraftian nightmare looked sixteen hundred of his eyes at the shriveled embodiment of monkey emoji: hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil edition™ and went oh? yes? we could make some cute merch money off this crusty gangrene ballsack if we aged him circa seven hundred fifty years backwards? truly a nightmare. u haven’t seen satan’s influence in the world until u have stared into the wide eyes of babey yoda. 

Finally, FINALLY someone said it.

Just wondering if you could explain how you get over some of the extremely problematic factors of the Reylo ship, while it seems like you have issues with other ships with seemingly similar issues?

“extremely problematic“?

How about you detail what these supposed “extremely problematic“ aspects of Reylo are?

Frankly I think it’s both revolting and morbidlyhilarious the way tumblr ADORES the enemies-to-lovers trope as long as it’s two dudes, but let it be a male and a female and suddenly it’s “abusive” and “problematic” and blah blah blah.

Krayt spit.

There are slash ships where one of them literally murdered the other incanon (Tarkrennic, anyone?) and yet the shippers don’t get a fraction of the flak that Reylo shippers do.Tumblr misogyny at work.

And don’t even get me started about how the attitudes toward Ben Solo are STERLING examples of tumblr’s toxic “good victim/bad victim” dichotomy. Victims of abuse are allowed to cry prettily and need hugs and cuddles and sex, but let an abuse victim rage or lash out and tumblr declares they’re evil and somehow retroactively ‘earned’ the abuse.

I’m an abuse survivor myself, and there are not enough profanities in the English language to describe what I think of that shit. Kiddos here need to get clued in that PTSD - especially Complex PTSD that results from long-term abuse - isn’t just having nightmares and being jumpy. Try living a few decades under the kind of gaslighting we saw Ben Solo get from Snoke onscreen and you’d be tearing up consoles too.

While you’re at it, you might be so kind as to specify what these ships are that I supposedly have “issues” with, and then maybe I can tell you if I actually do or not.

*dies laughing

DDLC ruinz our chilrdn

I actually played it. It was spectacular. It was also disturbing and gory, and unsuitable for kids. You know... EXACTLY LIKE IT SAID IN THE DOWNLOADS. Or the opening message. Or everywhere if you bothered to check what the hell your child does on the computer. This is a big issue, but what actually inspired my rant here is something else. It's when people say: "insert game/book/movie/etc containing themes of mental illness is harmful to young people. " Oh please. You know what's harmful? MENTAL ILLNESS. Since DDLC (Doki Doki Literature Club for those who don't have Google), or rather articles about it, inspired me to write this, I'll tell you some things about it. It dealt with depression, self harm, domestic abuse, and it accurately illustrated how isolation and lack of professional care can, in fact, kill. There was some other stuff about AIs and existential questioning too. Anyway, my point is: don't demonize a work of art dealing with mental illness. Dan Salvato and his team are not trying to kill your kids.They're making a story, and at the same time warning about depression and suicide. Mental illness is harmful. Remember that next time someone loses their life. TL;DR : READ THE WARNINGS. Just because it's animation doesn't mean it's suitable for everyone.

Agreed.

Not every character needs to be in a romantic relationship reblog if you agree

Y'all is it just me or is Yularen legit mouthing "what" in this clip

Hey here’s a video of a clone trooper saying “feet… mmm.” That I took way too long to capture on its own.

Happy Star Wars Day or whatever.

What if she is... THE mother? The one we all have been wondering about?

kikyo, appearing from the guts of the sacred tree: children it is I, your favourite priestess back from the dead

moroha: priestess...are you my MOTHER??

kikyo:

kikyo: well IDEALLY

Roy: I used to think that working for the military was one crisis after another.

Roy: I was wrong.

Roy: as it turns out, working for the military is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever