I CAN'T

u know what i hate about cute baby yoda? u know what i hate? i hate that cute baby yoda is actually, legitimately cute. it doesn’t make any sense. it doesn’t make any goddamn sense. if i said to u, and both of us were completely sober, the words “baby yoda,” whatever vision u came up with in ur mind, i can assure u, it would be several miles left of adorable and at least thirty down into the uncanny valley. we’re talking animatronic reneeseme from twilight: breaking dawn part 2. let’s be honest. the fact that baby yoda is––is cute? is adorable? has downy ears and big eyes? absolutely unthinkable. ridiculous. baby yoda, at least, the should be cursed if not completely haunted. with Actually Cute Baby Yoda™ it’s clear the world has been kicked several feet off axis. the cosmos have been shaken. what disney exec took a drag of his cigar, looked at baby yoda, and said, “oh yah. might just fuck around a bit and cause a metaphysical catastrophe. good job, boys, raise for u, geoffords.” no. i refuse. i refuse to accept it. what lovecraftian nightmare looked sixteen hundred of his eyes at the shriveled embodiment of monkey emoji: hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil edition™ and went oh? yes? we could make some cute merch money off this crusty gangrene ballsack if we aged him circa seven hundred fifty years backwards? truly a nightmare. u haven’t seen satan’s influence in the world until u have stared into the wide eyes of babey yoda.

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At this point you can't fucking convince me that y'all are not misappropriating our culture for profit. You don't give a shit about it, as long as you feel catered to with a fake-touristy version of it. Greeks can give you art, consultation and knowledge but you refuse to work with us. God forbid some pennies eventually go to Greeks from a Greek mythology production.

A sincere "fuck you" to Nolan and everyone who applauds this decision. You all hypocrites to say the least.

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lamewithsparkles

7 years ago

I just wanted to point out the incredible self portrait Van Eyck managed to sneak in the painting.

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lamewithsparkles

7 years ago

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

....and a happy Life Day to everyone!!!! Peace on every planet and good will to all whatever-kind!

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lamewithsparkles

4 years ago

Most of us don't even care who Sesshomaru ends up with, we just don't want a literal pedo ship in our beloved show

I’m really sick of people claiming neutrality around sessrin referring to the discourse about it as shipping wars.

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lamewithsparkles

5 years ago

Tbh I shipped it too c.early 2018 but now the cringe is too much to handle

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4 years ago

And btw, just to put this “birthing kimono” nonsense to rest, what Rin is wearing is probably either a juban, which are the white undergarments worn under a kimono, or an uncolored nemaki, which are worn as loungewear and sleeping clothes. Something similar is worn even by Miroku in episode 28.

do you think Rin being sealed inside that tree and wearing a birthing kimono just for decoration and sesshomaru just happens to be a guard dog? 😂

didn't your mama ever teach u to mind ur business

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