Bitches Hate Me For My Earnest Whimsy And My Pathological Degree Of Avoidant Behavior

The Sweet Pea has the prettiest flowers, but watch out because she really likes to climb!

Mama's handbag is filled with secrets.

got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

i love it when fish are like

crowley babaa 🐦‍⬛

Esta es una máscara de Venado para el Carnaval Carpinteros en el estado de Hidalgo. El carnaval se celebra en Metzquititlán, es una tradición ancestral donde las máscaras de madera tallada son el eje central de la celebración. Originalmente, estas máscaras representaban animales y figuras coloridas. Pero con el tiempo, la estética ha evolucionado hacia trajes completos de bestias, demonios más terroríficos enfocado al mayor impacto visual y expresividad simbólica. Estas máscaras preservan la identidad cultural del pueblo con lo moderno, lo oscuro y lo imaginativo.

This is a deer mask for the Carpinteros Carnival in the state of Hidalgo. Carnival is celebrated in Metzquititlán. It is an ancient tradition where carved wooden masks are the centerpiece of the celebration. Originally, these masks represented animals and colorful figures. But over time, the aesthetic has evolved toward full costumes of beasts and more terrifying demons, focused on greater visual impact and symbolic expression. These masks preserve the cultural identity of the town with modern, dark, and imaginative elements.

High-res Base card for Idia Shroud - Club

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

You can and should write fanfiction that isn't perfect. You can and should write whatever fanfiction you want. You can and should write fanfiction that brings you joy even if it's silly or goofy or weird.

Except for me. My fanfic has to be perfect and read like a novel and ruin at least one person's sleep schedule.

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