Modern Lucie X Jesse

Modern Lucie x Jesse

[texting]

Jesse: Hi, who is this? Grace was bored and changed all my contacts to mythical creatures.

Lucie: What’s mine?

Jesse: Dwarf

Lucie: SHE’S SO MEAN I’M NOT THAT SHORT!

Jesse: Oh, hi Lucie

Lucie: FUCK

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Alec:

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Jem: Your stupidity simply goes too far

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Anna: Please peer pressure me into getting this report done

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3 years ago

Zara: What would you do if I was murdered?

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Zara: Emma, what about you?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

[TLH Group Chat]

Lucie: Hey guys, if you post your password in the groupchat it’ll block out!

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4 years ago

Gabriel: Please. Don't try to act like you guys care!

Will: Oh, thank God.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

happy father’s day to julian blackthorn and jem carstairs and will herondale and gideon lightwood and gabriel lightwood and alec lightwood and magnus bane!! ( and maybe to robert lightwood too, bcs he tries )

and also a fuck you to johnny rook, elias carstairs, and valentine morgenstern. they can choke.

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lasthourstid

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Alastair: I could cuddle with you 23/7.

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Alastair: Mental crisis hour.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

magnus, to alec: you’re a psychopath that eats cereal dry

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