Airport security: No liquids allowed
Matthew: oh, ok
Matthew: *starts gulping it down*
James: Uhh, Matthew, you don’t have to drink-
Matthew: *dedicated to finishing bottle*
Airport security: You know, usually people just leave the shampoo behind but what do I know…
Okay we all love Jem with a Violin but hear me out-
Jem Carstairs with a Guitar
Kit: sometimes I talk to myself for no reason
Kit: me too
Zara: What would you do if I was murdered?
Horace: Cry
Zara: Emma, what about you?
Emma: I’d run from the police.
So maybe I don’t have muscles, or hair in certain places and sure, when a girly pop song comes on the radio, sometimes I leave it on! ‘Cause dang it, top 40 hits are in the top 40 for a reason! They’re catchy!
Kit Herondale, probably
Will: I will do a lot of things but admitting that I’m cold after Gabriel told everyone to bring jackets is not one of those things
Will: Jem asked me what soup I was drinking and I didn't know what to say because I just poured orange juice into a bowl and drank it with a spoon
Tessa:
Emma, holding Church: If you don’t kiss your cats on their soft little foreheads, what are you even doing?
Alec, looking at Chairman Meow: Yelling at them for trying to eat plastic
Cecily: *loses Gabriel in a crowd*
Cecily: This calls for drastic-
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP and keep walking
Alec:
Jace: What are you talking about?-
Jace, a second later:
Ty: did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater
Kit: really? I didn’t even know sheep could knit
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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