Blackthorn - Blog Posts

YOOOOO

just realized that in TWP we get a TY POV

i am filled with much happiness

Mark Blackthorn is so pure, I love him so much 🙇❤

Sherlock's compliment for Watson always comes out sounding like an insult :D

Previously, Rick Riordan had dedicated Magnus Chase book to Cassie and thanked her for letting him borrow the name.

Now Cassie did this in Chain of Iron book.

I love them

Just kitty things:

For the umpteenth time, Ty ponders why Kit left him. Ty is aware that Kit didn't like some of his past decisions. Still, Ty can't believe that Kit left him. Just like that! Thinking about all these things make him angry and then it reduces him to tears because he's missing Kit terribly.

Julian: Maybe I don’t get a healthy amount of sleep, but can other people do this?

Julian, stands up and blacks out immediately:

Mark, bleeding from a cut: Help! I’m covered in flesh juice!

Julian: You’re covered in what?

Mark: Flesh juice!

Julian: I’ll just let you die

Ty: did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater

Kit: really? I didn’t even know sheep could knit

Cameron: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Julian: Good. I hope you stay there for the rest of your life.

*Emma walks in*

Julian: oH mY gOD! CaMeRon, aRE yOu oKAy? wHAt happened tO yOu?

Mark: Justice is best served cold

Mark, giggling: Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater

Julian: Is that some kind of aftereffects from fairyfruit you ate or do I need to get sanitizer?

Kit: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

The whole institute: STOP

Lucie: Ok, you need to start telling me why-

Grace: It’s better if I don’t tell you

Lucie: Better for who? Cause I’m not loving it. Friends, we tell each other things. There’s an exchange of information, leading to intimacy.

Grace:

Lucie: OK. Sometimes, when I’ve run out of toilet paper, I use sliced bread to clean myself. If I run out of that, I use slices of ham. It’s like a poor man’s wet wipe. I’m sharing that with you.

Grace, horrified: I really wish you hadn’t

Kit, holding a baby carrot like a cigarette: I’m just… over it, you know?

Mugger: *points gun* Your money or your life

Julian: Sure thing

Julian: *hands him his ID* You got 5 siblings but you are more like a mom than an actual brother to them. Oh, and you're running a whole institute by yourself since you were 12.

Mugger: No, I mean-

Julian: *already grabbing Emma’s hand and running away* You’re late for Ty’s recital

Julian: *knocks on the door*

Mark: Who is there?

Julian: It’s me, Mark

Mark: Don’t lie to me, I am Mark!

Julian: *leaves without even opening the door*

*At the end of Chain of Gold*

Tatiana: THIS DEMON’S SPAWN BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND!

Lucie: What is HAPPENING?

Thomas: James’ getting served

Christopher: But I haven’t even ordered yet

Inquisitor Bridgestock: ORDER

Christopher: Uh, yeah, a Cheeseburger please!

Julian: In an emergency, a crayon will burn for 30 minutes.

Kit: How long do they burn if it’s not an emergency?

Ty: So as some of us know, Julian may appeal a little scary…

Kit: “A little”? That boy's a stone cold Slytherin

Mark: Oh shit, a cockroach!

Julian: Well, take off your shoe and kill it!

Mark: *takes shoe off and squashes it with his bare foot*

Julian: NO-

Julian: AND WHY THE FCK WOULD YOU DO THAT??!

Kit: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?

Kit: Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever.

Kit: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.  

Dru: *Stares blankly*

😂❤

Jesse, blushing: So, I guess we are boyfriend and girlfriend now

Lucie: Only on one condition

Jesse: What?

Lucie: I get to be the girlfriend

Lucie: Once, when I was younger, I tried to start a gang.

Jesse: How did it go?

Lucie: It turned into a book club.

Jesse:

Lucie: Actually, it was just Mum, Dad, Jamie and me and Bridget used to make cookies.

Ty: Kit, please don’t pronounce “Hors D’oeuvres” as “horse divorce” ever again

Emma: I’m fine.

Julian: No, you’re not fine. How could you possibly be fine? You’ve been STABBED!

Emma: But I’ve been stabbed before, so it’s fine.

Julian: You don’t just develop an immunity to stab wounds!

Kit: Hello 911? My hands are both stuck in Pringles tubes… both hands, yes…

Kit: Look, it’s not important how I dialed the number, just send help... STOP LAUGHING