Throwback To When My Friends And I Made A French Chart To Track How We Were Doing Throughout The Semester

just so my mutuals know, some of the stuff I reblog is for you specifically. good luck figuring out what.

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

US Americans when a CEO gets shot/dies in a submarine: omg... you can't celebrate someone's death... that's awful...

French people when a far right politician dies: out on the streets celebrating, singing and shooting fireworks, effectively DIYing a holiday, trending on twitter, announcing it in public and everyone cheering, Fatal Bazooka

Vous avez détesté Valls, vous avez détesté Darmanin, vous avez détesté Retailleau, découvrez Valls, Darmanin et Retailleau dans le même gouvernement !

pspspspspsps sanji’s emotional vulnerability pspspspsp

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

did they ever cut that guy's life into pieces like he was requesting

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

Forget about dad lore what about grandma lore. I've known this woman for eighteen years and no one had thought to tell me she was engaged to a magician before breaking it off and then meeting my grandpa and finally marrying him. Fucking wild.