Wtf Is A Boop-o-meter? If I Opt In Am I Going To Get Jumpscared By Feddy Fartbear Everytime I Recieve

Sorry about my posts last night if you saw them I was under a lot of stress.

I'm alright now... kind of. Just pulled an all-nighter for college and still managed to not get it finished :/ oh well.

Yo guys... it's friday... y'know what that means...?

FAKE PEPPINO FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-*explostion*

Finally I participate in this silly thing, and how do I do it? By sharing some useless headcanons. Let's-a go!

Useless HC 1: B E A N S

Why beans you ask? In my headcanon Fake Peppino has (very limited) shapeshifting abilities. At will he can make himself become a bit more animal-like (or monster-like, as seen in his "chase" form). He uses the "beans" transformation to stick to walls like a frog or a gecko. The paw pads are very grippy and allows them to stick to any wall with ease (including the ceiling).

Useless HC 2: Peppino has freaked his clone out as much as his clone has freaked him out.

Fake Peppino had very limited knowledge of the real world (and humans) after the events of the tower. As much as he's been learning and discovering, it's still all very strange and confusing. As a result, Fake Peppino quickly learned how Peppino felt when they first met, and how what was mundane and normal to one individual seemed freakish and hostile to the other. A prime example of this is when Fake Peppino learned about sneezing. Now Fake Pep, due to his physiology being like a frog's, is physically unable to sneeze. They were completely unaware that this was a thing among humans and such until a short while after the tower, when Peppino had an allergic reaction to a cat. Having no clue what the sudden, mildly terrifying outburst was about, Fake Pep assumed that this was a thing that humans did to assert dominance and got upset and confused as to why Peppino would do that to such an innocent creature. After a bit of explaining Fake Peppino became a bit relieved that what Peppino did wasn't out of malice, though still didn't quite understand WHY that reaction had to be so... violent? And sudden? Even after learning what it was, they still haven't been able to hear a sneeze without freaking out a little bit.

Useless HC 3: the weather affects Fake Peppino's physical state

In cooler environments, Fake Pep becomes more "solid". His body becomes a lot less watery and becomes a sort of thick pizza dough consistency- it's tough enough to hold together but you can phase through it if you use enough strength. In hotter environments, he will become quite runny in consistency, making it harder for him to hold himself together.

The visual above is an exaggeration, snow and winter weather will cause him to go into hibernation (frog DNA thing). He does melt a lot to a certain degree but he will not transform into a fried egg (unless he wants to).

Temperature swings can become an issue for him in certain situations, as in if they happened to be in a tight place at the time and it gets cold... as a result, Fake Pep has gotten stuck in pipes. Here is a badly drawn example of that happening:

Don't worry though, all you need is a blow drier, portable heater, or other source heat to melt and unstick him.

That's all for now! Thanks for tuning in on my ted talk. Expect more bullshit in the future :3

Dancin time

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…and the phone belongs to Peppino, who finds it and nearly dies of fear screaming when he sees his camera roll XD

Imagine Fake Peppino finds a phone and just confusedly starts taking selfie as he tries to figure it out

Hello viewer, have a cup of Peppino. He isn't milk, therefore drinking him is not recommended.

Feel free to use this as an avatar with credit, or even better draw your character holding the cup :D

TRIX TIMEEE HEHEHE ✨🩵✨

✨Trix in different AU's!✨

Pizza Cruise (by @lunar-dal)

Trix Valenzuela is our classic Trix but she comes from the South Zone of Chile. In the cruise, unfortunately nobody can understand her accent, But people have heard her sometimes yodelling something like "UYUI!" when she's happy or jolly. She likes to prepare traditional chilean food for the other sailors to eat and try. They say its very tasty!! 💜

Wintry Tower (by @lunar-dal)

Trix in this AU works in a cafeteria in a cozy little cabin called "Trix's Cozyhouse" She makes sure everybody can take a break after the skiing, skateboarding, ski jumping, etc! She serves cookies, Tea, Coffee, Pie, Cake, Sandwiches, Homemade Bread and her famous Hot Cocoa!

She also has a degree in Nursing and First aid. So if someone is injured, you know who to call! ✨

Noir Tower (by @lunar-dal)

Trix in this AU also works in a Café. She works 10 hours a day as a pastry chef and she seems to not get any break. You can assure her 10 work shift will worth it. She has a goddess hand with pastries!

Just don't be rough with her. She has suffered enough.

Summer Camp AU (by @cutechan555)

Trix, or also known on the Camp as "Tía Trixie" is Peppino's sweet and cheerful assistant. She has a pinch of "Pinkie Pie" vibes to her personality. She's enthusiastic, optimistic and kind. She always looks at the good side of everything even if it seems it has no solution! She loves to gift neon bracelets, dance, do braids, gift candies and encourage everyone to do all kind of activities!! 💜✨

Torre de Boludos (by @simplefanatic)

Trix. Or in this AU known as "La Trini" is Trix but she's from Argentina. You can see her wandering around with perhaps a different phone everyday. Not quite sure its hers though. Maybe in a disco or in a nearby park smoking or at a nearby bar watching football. She's sweet but I really don't recommend you to provoke her.

For your wallet's sake lmao

(I'm so sorry Argentinian People-)

Well. These were all the AU's that were commented on this post ⬇️!

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Tell me your AU's of Pizza Tower to draw Trix on them!!

You can still send me your AU's so I can add Trix on them, if you'd like!! (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

best part about getting older is i can feel all of the toxic fucks fading away a little more and more with each passing year

and by toxic fucks i mean the part of you that cares way too much about what people think but not even the right people... only the wrong people... people who were never going to view you in a light that was anything but malicious to begin with.

waking up and realizing that certain people's opinions not only don't matter but never actually did feels like skydiving into freedom

Based off of real life events :)

I'm normal about him

I'm normALDNjf aboURT HIM

I'm rrRRAUUGHGLFDKFKLGLLGHLHLHK

(this user clearly isn't normal about him)

...Griev

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Whiteboard TNTL: Episode 2, Part 3

As the memeing continues, our contestants struggle to outlast each other in this intense game of trying to keep it together...

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Looks like it ended in a tie!!! A four-way one, if you count the hosts lmao. But wait! There is more to come :3

The madness continues...