Lavenderrvalleyy - Looks Like You Took A Wrong Turn And Wound Up Here.

I have to go in like 20 minutes to a family Christmas gathering 3 hours away from where I live wish me luck. In the meantime have this wretched thing I made just now in wb. Seasons Greasons, everyone <3

I will literally fistfight God himself if it's what it takes to improve Peppino's life. Don't tell me what's """""meant""""" to be.

Y'all, try to make Peppino happier all ya want, but that man was

M E A N T

to suffer

.

truly

Introducing: A Comic That Took Way Too Long To Make For What It Is.

It's... it's done... *drops to the floor*

Anyway, I had this dumb idea in my head for literally a year and didn't do shit about it until now XD got the idea from the first time I ever encountered Pizza Tower, in the Lario Level Gnome Forest where Peppino has a break for once while Gustavo & Brick do some of the work... and I thought "man how unfortunate if the Noise found him napping like this and just AMBUSHED him in his sleep lmao" and thus... this happened. Yes I got carried away, can't help it these two are too fun to draw-

Oh, an ending? Yeah I can give you one:

Oh, you wanted a QUALITY ending? Sorry pal, we only post bullshit here. What you see is what you get.

Also since tumblr shrunk the comic panels here's the script if y'all need it under the cut:

Narrator/Granny Pizza(?): Here we see a Peppino, in his (un)natural habitat. In the bushes, a wild Noise stalks his prey...

*Rustle*

Noise: Hehehe... target acquired.

*Boing!* *THUMP*

Noise: HUUUH-

Peppino: ?

Noise: PPBBHHT

Peppino: GYAHAHAH! WHAT TH-?!?!

Noise: Coochie coochie coo >:3

Peppino: HAHAHAHA- No, that ti- tick-! HAHAHAHAHAHA- Not there!!! Wh- NOISE!!! What the hell?! I was ASLEEP!!!

Noise: Exactly! The perfect moment to strike.

Peppino: Hm... hehehe...

Noise: ...? Whoa, Easy on the grip, big guy! I was just kidding around... wait, are ya gonna-

Peppino: Revenge is-a MINE! HUUUUH-

Noise: *Squirming* Ohhh no no no no NO NO-

Peppino: PPBBHHT

Noise: NaaaAAA-!!!

Forgot to post this oops

have my sona being a loaf while Peppino plays them a beautiful melody. I only drew Omnis for this one, everything else was made by @blackido and the original art/template can be found here.

General yeetus

This is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a Star Wars property

@sisi-chan-draws pssst... pssst hey, I made you some Twila fan art :3

I couldn't resist her design is super cute X3 and I love her dynamic with the Noise hehe

Transparent version under the cut!

Patches!!! I've finally finished their ref :D also the first time I ever drew Vigi, I think he came out pretty nice for a first try heh.

I also have a backstory for the silly as well, under the cut. If you're interested feel free to take a look. I will be writing/drawing more content of this oc as well as I develop their character so more info about them will be revealed along the way.

Patches is an experimental life form created by the olive aliens, their intent was to create the ultimate killing machine from cow DNA and speeding up cow evolution. The first successful result was the creation of little baby Patches, or at the time “Subject 005”. However, the aliens decided the outcome wasn’t good enough for their needs, so young Patches was rejected and abandoned in the middle of the desert. 

After almost a whole day, the Vigilante found the strange little baby in the middle of the desert. He brought young Patches home to take care of them for the time being, and hung up posters around town asking if anyone was looking for the lost baby. After months and months went by and no one had come for Patches, and taking care of them had made the usually stoic cheeseslime grow quite attached to the little youngster. He decides with a sigh, “welp, guess I’m a dad now.”

Under Vigilante’s care, life was pretty much an adventure every day. Vigi taught them many different things such as how to manage the farm they lived at, self defense and even how to properly hold and shoot a pistol (with EXTREME care and caution of course). Years go by, and Patches grows into a young adult. They get a part-time job at Peppino’s as a pizza deliverer. Sure, it’s minimum wage but getting to ride a scooter sure seals the deal for Patches. Plus, their boss Peppino is actually kind of a cool dude, even though he looks like he’s gonna explode from stress any moment. Patches looks up to him, much like how they look up to their adoptive father, the Vigilante.

Fake Peppino hc: the more relaxed he is, the less solid he becomes and more easier to phase through. This makes them not the best creature person to use as a pillow, contradictory to popular belief.

Don't worry, no one got hurt in this comic except for my sona's face.

"can we normalize-" NO!!!!!! we do not need to expand whats considered normal!!! we need to teach people to stop reacting judgmentally when encountering something new and weird!!!! things dont need to be normal to be respected!!!!!!!!!!