The boys because Matty Healy doesn’t think before he speaks.
Y’all don’t talk to me the Queen replied to me, I’m winning at life 🛐🛐🛐
P.S. chicken shop date is my favourite Matty Healy fanfic like ever.
P.P.S. Me after I saw the Queen reply to me
Summary: Thanks to your best mate, you’ve found yourself welcoming the New Year at a party one of her bosses is throwing at her new house. Since you stepped foot in the place, your only plan has been to spend the night dancing and drinking with your friends. But it all changes when you find a certain bassist looking at you from across the room. And as the night progresses, and a few kisses are shared, you seem to agree on the fact that you’re leaving the party together.
Word Count: 19.4k
Warnings: Alcohol consumption, lots of cursing, suggestive dialogue and smut.
A/N: Hello!!! I’m so excited to finally be posting this one shot since the idea for it was born back when we were writing Chicken Shop Date chapter 6! You know, when Ross disappeared most of the night to socialise… So this is basically the spin off of that part of the story. I’m sorry it took me so long but, then again, it had always been the plan to post it today because it’s the one and only @imagine-that-100s birthday and I thought a filthy Ross one shot was the perfect gift for Mrs. MacDonald herself. I hope you all enjoy it loads and remember: keep both hands on the phone!!
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You really fucking love the holidays. It’s probably your favorite time of the year and every gathering that is thrown during this time makes you the happiest.
It’s so much fun spending Christmas and boxing day with your family, but it’s even better to spend New Year’s Eve with your friends.
Keep reading
Where the fuck are all the Josh Lambert fanfics?!
Screaming, crying, throwing up, kicking my feet, giggling, twirling my hair and everything else.
Summary: Thanks to your best mate, you’ve found yourself welcoming the New Year at a party one of her bosses is throwing at her new house. Since you stepped foot in the place, your only plan has been to spend the night dancing and drinking with your friends. But it all changes when you find a certain bassist looking at you from across the room. And as the night progresses, and a few kisses are shared, you seem to agree on the fact that you’re leaving the party together.
Word Count: 19.4k
Warnings: Alcohol consumption, lots of cursing, suggestive dialogue and smut.
A/N: Hello!!! I’m so excited to finally be posting this one shot since the idea for it was born back when we were writing Chicken Shop Date chapter 6! You know, when Ross disappeared most of the night to socialise… So this is basically the spin off of that part of the story. I’m sorry it took me so long but, then again, it had always been the plan to post it today because it’s the one and only @imagine-that-100s birthday and I thought a filthy Ross one shot was the perfect gift for Mrs. MacDonald herself. I hope you all enjoy it loads and remember: keep both hands on the phone!!
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You really fucking love the holidays. It’s probably your favorite time of the year and every gathering that is thrown during this time makes you the happiest.
It’s so much fun spending Christmas and boxing day with your family, but it’s even better to spend New Year’s Eve with your friends.
Keep reading
GIRL BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER
don't fucking interrupt me when i'm reading my x reader fics it's rude
scientist need to study the hold that spencer reid has on me
If all men lie, please Matty Healy lie to me.
bruce wayne the type of guy to pull down the oxygen mask to take a drag of his cigarette while the paramedics who are trying to reinforce his collapsed lung look on in disbelief
benedict bridgerton is the perfect man
Told my best friend I’m out of my Matty Healy phase….biggest lie I’ve ever told her
jesus
Ross Macdonald I’m in love with you and I need you, please give me one chance. 🛐🛐🛐
The song that made me love Matty Healy was All I Need To Hear believe it or not, you’ll never catch me not listening to it, it’s on repeat and my favourite song.
Ethan I’m tryna three way with you and your roomie
Yeah, I'm fine
*Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*
spending my sunday watching step up 4 and step up 5 just to see ryan guzman dance
im not going to elaborate anymore
Me waiting for any kind of Bridgerton season 3 content. We’re ready. Let’s gooooooo! I’ll take a bread crumb. Filming finished about a month ago. It’s time.
daisy jones & the six icons
like or reblog; ♡ credits on twitter
Patrick Gibson.
That is all.
why's bruce always like "you can do this, kal" "this isn't you, clark" every fucking time clark's under some kind of mind control and how does it always work? "they're best friends" sir his WIFE cannot get through to him that easy. there is nothing platonic about that. they're fucking.
what about any of the ghostfaces x reader who has a ghostface tattoo?
I mean I think they'd dig it
Straight people: Just because they enjoy the others touch doesn't mean they are gay
The "straight" people in question:
if i had a dollar for every time i’ve fallen for a dead golden retriever boy who had has a complicated relationship with his mother, i would have two dollars. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
If anyone asks my favourite word is slut just to let you know
BRO IM NORMAL ITS JUST THAT I WANT TO GIVE FICTIONAL MEN AND WOMEN HEAD OML
Doing gods work for James Gunn. I will forever push this agenda.
i feel too attracted to nikolai lantsov it’s insane