Lazyfestivalheart - Brave Soul

Zack Snyder is the Elon Musk of DC I believe

Lool petty king

never forget that odysseus had a daily cry on calypso’s beach for the entire 7 years he was there

Animated scrap metal figures by Guillermo Galetti

he is perfect to me

Sorry 😞

please understand i am not booping you gently on the forehead. i am smacking your ass, it is audible and there is JIGGLING

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

nothing in my mind except neil josten doing those gimmicky interviews

lie detector interview? he lies flawlessly. they ask him what team he’s on to test it and he says the trojans. the needle doesn’t move. no one knows what to do

answering the internet’s most googled question? neil doesn’t give away shit. (“what is neil jostens favorite hobby?” “lying to cops”) every question is answered with some version of your mother or an anecdote about something illegal

hot wings but neil and kevin do it versus each other. it quickly devolves into psychological warfare. neil adds hot sauce to kevin’s wing when he’s not looking

neil takes a buzzfeed which exy player are you the most like and when he gets riko he just walks out

literally any gimmicky pr stunt just dissolves into chaos

evan 'buck' buckley core

GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING

🦊Neil my boy🦊