My sibling, crashing in my living room. Me watching Criminal Minds in the Dining room.
Me: If the TV bothers you let me know and I'll just turn it off
My sibling: No, don't. Listening to Criminal Minds while I sleep is peaceful
Me: Ha, yeah it's just a reminder of childhood
I wanna rock in House tonight đ I'd make sure it's a good time too
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIMEEEEEE
Very original. I definitely haven't heard that before.
Me coded
Eddie Diaz FaceTiming Buck from El Paso like:
Bisexual disaster with mommy AND daddy issues who are also in love with their best friend???
Am I talking about Evan Buckley?? Dean Winchester?? Me???? Arthur Pendragon??
wait a minute-
do you condone old man yaoi?
Bitch I am old man yaoi.
my beautiful, unproblematic, feminist, never wrong queen. I hope you're doing well where ever you are. I miss you so much, you are so loved by me.
They're saying:
"You are the most amazing chaos in my life, my safe place, and the laughter I never want to lose"
Eres el relajo mas chingon de mi vida, mi lugar seguro y la risa que nunca quiero perder
I don't speak Spanish.
I'm telling my therapist on you :(
Todayâs sad thoughts: A Peter Parker/Spiderman variation whoâs run into a ton of alternate universe versions of themselves when they were young and barely starting out as Spidey
And because even tho theyâre alt dimensions/universes and stuff, thereâs still some things that stay the same, like being friends with Harry even if in most universes the friendship falls apart before they reconcile, being close with MJ and Gwen whether they end up dating or not, Aunt May getting to see them grow up till at least theyâre in the middle of college, usually she lives longer than that though
So this Spidey has expectations for what their future looks like, both the good things and the bad things, theyâve Preparedâ˘ď¸, they got anti-goblin weapons and plans before Norman even becomes sick, theyâve prepared out how to divide up their time so they can be a good friend while balancing Spidey duties, they have plans for how to include their friends if they find out that theyâre Spidey, etc etc etc
ExceptâŚa ton of those things donât end up happening, like thankfully a ton of the worst stuff doesnât happen, but neither does the good stuff
Poor old Aunt May who was heartbroken after Benâs death holds out long enough to see them be accepted into universe on a full ride scholarship, and, knowing that theyâll be prepared for adulthood, she peacefully passes away in her sleep
They donât ever have a falling out with Harry or MJ, but they also donât have that incredibly close friendship/romance with them that other Spideyâs have, they never end up clicking with Gwen either so thereâs no friendship/romance there either
Maybe theyâre even prepared for the symbiotes, learning how to control their anger so that when the venom symbiote finds them, they can stand having it while they study it to find an alternative to it needing to eat people and maybe helping it find Brock under healthier circumstances, but instead their universe turns out more like the venom movies where the symbiote finds Brock immediately and it works out without needing Spidey at all
They never really become besties with the Human Torch, with Johnny off constantly fighting aliens and universe ending stuff while Spidey helps out the average civilian, they just donât end up clicking and helping each other out
Maybe also theyâre excited for Miles, hoping that their universe is one where they can mentor him but if not they made a ton of stuff to leave behind for him so the transition is easier, but he doesnât exist, whether itâs yet or heâll never exist in that universe, etc etc etc
Just,, A Spidey sitting in a base that they actually made so that they could have a hero group with their friends and leave it behind for Miles, full of possible hero suits for the people they know that are never going to be used, mourning possibilities that were never going to happen for them, and feeling ignored by their universe
Evan "Buck" Buckley Core
The headcanon that Jason bakes when he's stressed eatsss
Duke: *wakes up from the feeling of being watched* wha??
*Jason standing over him with a fresh plate of peach cobbler* This is you favorite right?
Duke: um... yea..
Jason: here *sets plate on his lap* taste..
Duke: .... ok..