Selena Kyle Somehow Gets Dragged In And Decides To Teach Danny The Art Of Being A Sugar Baby And

Selena Kyle somehow gets dragged in and decides to Teach Danny the art of being a sugar baby and fight flirting, much to Bruce’s horror.

Now Danny shows up in a black and white leather cat suit to terrorize Tim on patrol. 

He hands Tim a leash and says that they might as well go fully into it and runs of to rob a museum with illegally obtained ancient artifacts, with Cat Woman as four play.

Let that love chaos begin!

Alright fine here is my obligatory won't-let-me-sleep dc dp idea

Enter left: Immortal Ghost King Danny who's made peace with having to stay in the Zone fulltime to keep the place from going to metaphorical hell, but that doesn't mean he can't visit Amity every now and then for some basic human pleasures like coffee, soda and a burger

Thing is, with no basic income and unwilling to mooch off his friends' and parents' money for the rest of their life, he comes up with the brilliant idea of a gofundme which circulates on tumblr every few months and literally just says "buy a coffee and burger for your local king of the dead, any help is appreciated :)"

Enter right: One Tim Drake whose fatal flaw is not something as simple as posting rants or online-shopping when sleep deprived, oh no, no Tim instead clicks on any crowdfunding posts he comes across and throws money at them from his anonymous bank account, then forgets all about it after a full night's sleep

This guy has slept 7 hours in 2 weeks and just busted the unholy drug ring child of the Maroni's and Black Mask, he is ready to die in his sleep and scrolling tumblr instead. He sees a signal boost post with 1 note and the keywords 'dead' and 'any help', promptly dumps a random sum on it and drops off

He is woken from his sleep by a guy literally squeezing himself out of his phone screen like a cat through a mouse hole except so much worse, yelling at him about selling his kidney through a PHONE not even a COMPUTER screen, and asks him if he is Tim Jackson Drake

Tim, still waking up, replies yes, because yes he is Tim Drake and not someone else like a vigilante haha no, and then in the next hour becomes coherent enough to understand that this guy is the actual King of the Dead, doesn't know his secret identity and literally ghosted several firewalls and offshore accounts, bypassed all that and travelled digitally through to him because he left him 50 grand on his gofundme for a burger and that is just not okay please ask for a refund i'll find you a new kidney pLEASE

Tim refuses.

Hell if he knows why but he's not taking the money back, he has enough anyway so Phantom can keep it and buy himself a life supply of Coca Cola or something

Phantom refuses.

Because what even this is non-negotiable

So they're at a stalemate and have argued through Tim's morning routine, through breakfast for two and the drive to work which Phantom spends invisible while in public, and halway up the WE elevator before Danny falls silent and after Tim closes his office door says:

"You're rich."

"Yes I am."

"You're like, stinking rich. Billionaire rich?"

"Pretty much."

"..."

"Will you keep the money now?"

"...Nope, now I'm even less inclined to."

But the King of the Dead stops harassing Tim to make him poor again and leaves, and Tim has a whole day of peace before he gets home, where he is immediately slobbered up by a two-headed dog the size of his Ducati.

"If you're giving me all that money for free then have this hellhound, rich people need bodyguard dogs right"

"I refuse, also why does it have two heads"

"My rottweiler met a Cerberus and the rest is history, also come ON I can't just accept this much money pLEASE tell me your PRICE"

"50 grand"

"oh ha ha"

Somehow they agree for Tim to accept a blob ghost that will be invisible most of the time, completely invisible on any surveillance, and will only serve as an emotional support cheek-rub and an emergency call if Tim's ever in trouble, Tim is reassured he'll go get Phantom personally if that ever happens, and only on Tim's orders which will never happen

Except one time he really does need help because he and all his support structure is captured or incapacitated, so he asks Phoenix for help and promptly finds out why she insisted on that name when she explodes in a spray of green all over his face and now everyone and especially Jason is staring at the green goo

And then the ground cracks open to a lime green pithole, the lights go out and the place turns cold, and out of the hellhole rises Phantom wreathed in flame and shadows, rising his finger at the enemy and intoning softly

"Where is he?"

"W-who?

"Where's my sugar daddy?"

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4 months ago

DPxDC Fae!Danny But Make It Fantasy

I've already made a whole Changeling AU with fae!Danny, but guess what, I have decided not to achieve any level of chill with fae ideas.

We all know Danny is Ghost Kind. Now, what if he is a Fae Prince? A Prince of Winter, to be exact. Imagine all the ice castles (Elsa, I'm looking at you), the snowy lands, northern lights in his crown, a cape made of tiny ornate snowflakes. Crystalline ice swords, skin so white he doesn't even look alive, eyes clear and blue like a frozen lake. Formal gowns, ballrooms, duels and carriages pulled by horses made of snowstorms.

He used to be a changeling, put in place of Dan. Grew up in a village with his parents being witch hunters, or maybe just hunters in general. Meanwhile Dan, a human child whose place he took, grew up in a fae realm, surrounded by magic creatures and miracles.

But Danny couldn't hide he was a fae his whole life. He used to look human when he was a baby, but as the time went by, he started to look more and more fae-like. Jazz was the first to notice it, of course, but this was Danny, a child she practically raised, so she dealt with it. Their parents, though, did not.

Sam and Tucker are in the know, for sure. Sam used this opportunity to learn witchcraft - who is better to learn from than an actual fae? Tucker is a blacksmith, as is his family. The first thing he asked Danny when he discovered he is a fae, was "how in the seven kingdoms are you a fae, and you decided a blacksmith is your best friend?" because, honestly, not even Fentons have so much iron around them as Tucker does.

Now, you may be thinking of where the DC part comes in here.

Well, the Waynes are actually the royal family. Bruce is the King of Gotham, and his children are princes, princesses, and heirs. They are also protecting the country not only by the word of the law, but also from the other, more shady side. I think they should go by Shadows, not Bats, though, since I doubt a name like 'Batman' would fly in the fantasy world.

Constantine is a mage, the strongest one alive, and yet he couldn't care less for his uniqueness if he tried for a week. Diana is the Queen of Themyskira, of course. I think Krypton should be its own country or a continent, ruled by the family of El. Although Jon is the first heir to a throne, due to Kon being, well, a bastard in terms of medieval customs.

After Danny's race is found out by his parents, he leaves for the fae realm, and he offers his friends and his sister to join him. Tucker refuses, Sam and Jazz take him up on that, but Sam leaves shortly after - she mostly used it to get away from her overbearing parents. She is now a witch who lives in the woods all alone, and no one can find her. She keeps contact with Danny, though. Jazz is traveling both the fae and the human realms, just having fun with it.

Jason is part-fae. After he died, a cult has abducted his body - the cult leader being Ra's, of course - and used it for an experiment. They used some fae magic to bring him back, or, maybe, they have tried to merge a fae and a human, creating a chimera. This was the first option of Ra's trying to get closer to Bruce in order to take power. It was not a very successful option since both Jason and whatever was left of the fae inside him decided not to obey the madman.

Damian was... slightly more successful. He was not merged with anything, but his development was magically enhanced.

And now, while Danny is back in the fae realm and he is a crowned Prince of Winter, Clockwork has a problem. He knows humans are afraid of fae, but this is not a very productive way to go. And there is a timeline somewhere there that can fix it.

Of course, Danny is right in the middle of that timeline. Now, Clockwork just needs to find a way to help Danny make an alliance with humans.

2 months ago
Come What May, Come What May

come what may, come what may

I will love you, until my dying day

A redraw of my old picture of prince Keith I did back in 2018, based on the fic “Fit the crown to my head” by Aknightley on ao3.


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2 months ago
Voltron X Atla Au (2/3)
Voltron X Atla Au (2/3)
Voltron X Atla Au (2/3)

Voltron x atla au (2/3)

Keith is some kind of freedom fighting fire bender in this au and the avatar has been absent for a while so he has this grudge against him. At least that’s what I thought when I drew this, I still don’t exactly know the world building, wether this takes place in the future or some other entirely different alternate reality from the original avatar.


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3 weeks ago
Enjoy Some Alenoah Doodle I Did Over The Past Few Days (and If You’re Seeing This Again No, You’re
Enjoy Some Alenoah Doodle I Did Over The Past Few Days (and If You’re Seeing This Again No, You’re
Enjoy Some Alenoah Doodle I Did Over The Past Few Days (and If You’re Seeing This Again No, You’re
Enjoy Some Alenoah Doodle I Did Over The Past Few Days (and If You’re Seeing This Again No, You’re

Enjoy some Alenoah doodle I did over the past few days (and if you’re seeing this again no, you’re not losing your mind I just had to reload it lol)

The fics I’ve been reading are specifically WeirdNCrazy’s assistant!Noah au https://archiveofourown.org/works/42822345/chapters/107575602

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And

Caffeine_Monster’s fem!Noah au https://archiveofourown.org/works/61940110/chapters/158385796

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ALSO FULL IMAGE UNDER THE CUT!

Enjoy Some Alenoah Doodle I Did Over The Past Few Days (and If You’re Seeing This Again No, You’re

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9 months ago

After so much heartbreak and angst on House of the Dragon (with much more to come). I just want some head canons that make me smile.

Here is one I have been holding on to for a while:

Daemon is an incredibly overprotective father but not for any of his blood kids. He is not worried about Rhaena or Baela, they are Laena’s daughters it is more likely that they choose their love interest and they will most likely call all the shots.

In contrast Daemon is incredibly worried about Jace, Luke, and even Joff. They are all so pretty and charming. They take after Rhaenyra so much, and while he loves Rhaenyra he knows what she got up to when she was young. He also knows that what happened between him and Rhaenyra when she was young is not something he would want happening to his boys. He absolutely doesn’t want some roguish man coming in and kissing his boys in brothels offering to take them as their spouse.

Daemon has never felt more stressed when his family meets Viserys’ Hightower brats and he sees the way they look at his boys. He has multiple heart attacks when he sees the one eyed brat (Aemond) and the drunk lecher (Aegon) make eyes at his sweet stepsons. He very much wants to take Aemond’s other eye for the way he is looking at Luke and punch Aegon in the mouth for the way he is smirking at Jace. He can’t deal with this he is going to lock his stepsons up on Dragonstone until they are 50 or until the Hightower brats die whichever comes first.

Daemon has never felt like such a hypocrite. He swears that Viserys has somehow orchestrated all of this to get back at him for the brothel incident ….. and possibly the wedding incident too. At least Daeron is away in Old Town away from Joffrey……… Until Viserys brings him back to the Red Keel to torture his brother. King Viserys has so few amusements and seeing Daemon slowly go bold from seeing these roguish princes of the realm try to seduce his children is the best gift he has ever received. He can die happy now knowing Daemon’s karma has come at last.


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1 year ago

Soulmate AU where, upon the youngest Soulmate turning 18, all have a dream the next time they sleep about the most important moment of their Soulmate’s life(or lives, if there’s more than one.)

For most people, this isn’t a huge issue. For the Batfam, it’s a huge problem.

But when Jason dreams of a boy who walked into a dark hole in the wall, only to hit a hidden switch, die of electrocution, and wake up as a ghost moments later?

Yeah, fuck Bruce. He’s finding his death buddy.

11 months ago
You Better Stay Away From Our Precious Boy You Wench
You Better Stay Away From Our Precious Boy You Wench

you better stay away from our precious boy you wench

um so obviously I changed the angle (mostly because I was too lazy to draw full bodies-) and I took some creative liberty in the background which was honestly so fun to do

S1, ep.17 - Lucky in Love (scene redraw)


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6 months ago

Chirisu fic recommendations

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Summary: What will you do to protect the ones you love? How far will you go? After a particularly strenuous game, Arisu gets sick. To make matters worse, Hatter is still after them.

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Summary: “Do it,” he said, a spoken challenge. Arisu didn’t even look up before he ducked closer; it was painful, the way he kissed him so gently, like he was glass, a delicate thing he was afraid to break. Chishiya’s chest roared with something, an emotion he wasn’t sure he’d ever felt before, as he reached up and cupped his face in both hands, kissing him harder.

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Summary: “Maybe the solution is really that simple.” “Right. Of course.” Chishiya narrowed his eyes. “Care to explain?” A soft laugh. “Maybe we’re supposed to share our secrets.”

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Summary: Something felt off about the world, Arisu just wasn't quite sure what.

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Summary: Arisu never thought the world could, or would, end. He never thought he’d be forcefully taken into a cult. Maybe he should stop thinking about things that he thinks could never happen, and instead - things that could happen. Or, the awkward vibe of you and your companion suddenly rooming with two strangers during the end of the world, because you all got kidnapped by a cult

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Summary: Chishiya isn't in the habit of trying to understand people. Until the mystery that is Arisu.

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Summary: Arisu and Chishiya have been married for four years, with their latest anniversary marking five. But as they celebrate five wonderful years of marriage together, a plot begins to end their marriage, right under their noses… or it would have been, if our duo hadn't discovered it. Utterly lost as to who it could be, they decide to pretend it's working so they can get to the bottom of it. Will they learn who wants to end their marriage and stop them… or will it end in divorce for Arisu and Chishiya?

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Summary: Six months after the Borderlands, life is good for Chishiya and Arisu. However, Arisu will soon learn that whilst Chishiya is good at a great many things, looking after himself is not one of them


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3 weeks ago
When You See Thing And Think Of Them.

When you see thing and think of them.

Also if you read a lot of fanfiction:

When You See Thing And Think Of Them.

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