Tim Takes A Prank Too Far. This Is, Of Course, Relatively Normal For Him To Not Know When It Is Normal

Tim takes a prank too far. This is, of course, relatively normal for him to not know when it is normal to stop playing along.

Damian makes yet another quip about Tim not being good enough or whatever, Tim doesn't really know he wasn't really paying attention, and Tim.

Tim has an epiphany.

A long time ago, back when Young Justice was still relatively new and getting neck-deep in intergalactic and interdimensional trouble, he'd made a friend.

That friend is a little difficult to get ahold of, and he hates the method he has to use to do so, so he doesn't usually reach out.

But he really, really wants to fuck with Damian.

He brings out the mangled, horrible amalgamation of old tech, future tech, and fantasy tech that creates a block that could vaguely be a cell phone (this horrid thing is the bane of his existence and he hates it so fucking much), and makes the call.

"Hey is there anyway you could pretend to kidnap me after a long, boring monologue broadcasted across Gotham? I really need you to state that the reason you're 'getting me out of the way' is because I was the best Robin. No, I'm not Robin anymore. No, I'm...I'm Red Robin now. Stop laughing. What do you mean restaurant chain?! Danny. Danny. Come on, lemme take a week long vacation in the Realms. Please? Sweet, see you soon, just gotta let me pack real quick."

That night, as Red Robin is out on patrol, the sky turns into a sickly green. Purple fog rolls in, disjointed whispers giggle and gossip from mouths unseen, and every single screen in the city of Gotham is forcibly turned on to broadcast the speech of a white haired, fae-looking villain.

He wears a black and white jumpsuit, a Green Lantern Ring that keeps glitching out the camera focus around it, and a crown of ice that moves like fire.

He give a grand speech about how he's going to get back at Robin, for foiling his plans. That Robin was better than his any other who has ever borne the name, and he wanted it to be known to the world that this was an honorable battle he'd had to struggle with. That, regardless of losing the first time, in order to ensure the success of his plans this time he's going to take Robin out of the picture early.

The Bats get prepared to defend Damian with their life, Damian who is strangely flattered; only for the villain to hold up a seemingly unconscious Red Robin and dramatically disappear into a green portal.

The sky goes back to normal, and the fog and whispers go away.

Damian is pissed. Then worried. Then both.

He will rescue the fool and prove he is superior.

Meanwhile, Danny and Tim are catching up and vibing as Danny puts the Ring of Rage and Crown of Fire back in their special places. He doesn't need them or anything, they just had that 'villain' vibe he'd needed.

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2 months ago

Underrated thing I love about your fics - short Keith!! I forget where in “Where the Apple Falls” I realized he was shorter than Lance but omg that stuff is like crack cocaine to me. It makes so much sense, especially with your characterization of him. Strong but not very tall, and certainly not leggy Lance tall (hc that Lance outgrew him during their time in space and would not shut up about it until he realized keith looking up at him was weirdly cute/hot(???) and he proceeded to never mention it again out of embarrassment). Imagining Keith as shorter than every single other McClain except for Lances mom and the children was an A+ visual. He’s just a little guy.

Keith being shorter than Lance's sisters is actually the most important thing in the world to me


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1 year ago

This is it guys, tomorrow I’m leaving to Sri Lanka for 24 months!

2 months ago
Day 7

Day 7

Free-day (Out of order and late) Alenoah as Sherlock/Moriarty.

I like it when two characters play mind games and scheming against or with each other.

I didn`t plan to create an AU, but – my rant and bits of literature/character analysis (The Vision). Also, draw concept sketch.

Day 7

Noah (Detective Sherlock Holmes). I mean, they're both geniuses, introverts who don't care about social opinion and some versions depicted him as being good with dogs. In Victorian England, I totally see Noah opening a detective agency, because you either go working on a plant or you might use your geniuses’ intelligence to solve crimes, like game puzzles, and make monies to pay bills and buy new books because in 1800 many books were expensive and produced in small quantities.

Plus! I might look at this too far, but I think the Sherlock and Watson analogy was implemented in London episode when they strip team Chris just to Noah and Owen for investigation.

Owen (Dr. Watson). Basically in the original books, Watson plays the role of the guy, your typical visual novel MC, well narrator, who has character, but his whole purpose is just to be a witness to detectives doing, asking questions for the audience. This leads to usually representing Watson as either annoyed with Sherlock's antics or (usually in kids' media) naïve but with good intentions because of this simplification, to show his kindhearted nature in cartoons and caricatures he is portrayed as chubby, which is what we need! But all of them did service in the Anglo-Afghan War, even Disney version mentioned it. (Also if you want to do Nowen version of Jhonlock I don`t mind, sure go for it)

Alejandro (professor Moriarty). Do I really need to explain? Both archvillains in their stories. Professor, respected in society for his talent and achievements, wealthy, but behind all of that façade he`s "Napoleon of crime". He doesn’t usually do crimes himself but rather, schemes, orchestrates the events, or provides the plans that will lead to a successful crime, like paying money to a court so that someone can be released from prison.

Heather (Irene Adler). OK, in the original books (all books written not by Arthur Conan Doyle are basically fanfics) her character and Sherlock don`t date (But if you like, it`s fine). She was more like “I know what you are” towards him.  I want to base it more on Warner Bros Sherlock where Irene works with Moriarty, but they also try to get rid of each other. She is also famous for blackmailing royals, If it isn`t most Heather thing I don`t know what is.

Eva (Mrs. Hudson). The landlady. I think it would be funny, she yelling at them to pay their bills in time.

Day 7
Day 7

See you next week


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1 year ago

Kon falls into the ocean, exhausted, and genuinely doesn't think this is going to end well for him. He's gonna faint in the middle of the ocean, where he'll sink to where the sun can't reach him. He won't be able to do the weird photosynthesis thing he and Kal do in space. He's gonna drown. Then he's, like, suddenly Prince Eric? From the Little Mermaid? But the Mermaid is way hotter and also a dude.

He's underwater, and very deep. He can feel himself fading out, black creeping along the edge of his vision.

Then, there's movement.

A very large mermaid - sorry, merdude - with glowing green freckles and crystalline, snowy hair. He's roughly the size of an Orca, and has the coloration of one aside from the freckles and vivid, glowing green eyes.

The merdude reaches out, very gently cradles Kon in his hands, and Kon's exhaustion catches up to him. Kon blacks out.

Kon wakes up on a California beach, alone.

He immediately tries to reach out to Aquaman; he's gotta find that merguy and uh...thank him. Maybe ask him out. He's not sure how he'd date someone the size of an Orca Whale, but he's Superboy; he'll figure it out.

~~~~~~

Aquaman has no idea what Superboy is talking about; there is no race of mer that large. He'd know, he's the King of Atlantis. Superboy keeps telling him he's wrong, though.

And the more he looks into it, the more he's hearing rumors of a very large, very ancient mer that spends their time lounging around old shipwrecks.

A mer that disappears the second anyone tries to approach them.

A ghost.

Or; Danny was lazing about in the ocean, searching for treasure from sunken ships (Sam said he needed a hobby), using his larger, slightly more eldrich ghost form with the tail. Call him cringe, but it feels more fitting to be in the ocean with that form. Makes him feel all majestic and the like. He comes across a hero floating in the ocean. One he vaguely recognizes as a member of Young Justice? They're in like...California. Somewhere. He decides to play taxi. There are consequences. One of those consequences may or may not be a date.


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2 months ago
Au Where Noah Stays As Chris’s Assistant For Wt And Hates It Almost The Whole Time….

au where noah stays as chris’s assistant for wt and hates it almost the whole time….

Au Where Noah Stays As Chris’s Assistant For Wt And Hates It Almost The Whole Time….
Au Where Noah Stays As Chris’s Assistant For Wt And Hates It Almost The Whole Time….
Au Where Noah Stays As Chris’s Assistant For Wt And Hates It Almost The Whole Time….
Au Where Noah Stays As Chris’s Assistant For Wt And Hates It Almost The Whole Time….

but that one guy on the cast is kinda cute tho


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1 year ago

If you have a account you can just look a your history just click on your account name/ profile and then click on the file that says My History hope this helps

GUYS HELP I READ A JEGULUS FANFIC ON AO3 A WHILE AGO AND I CANT REMEMBER THE NAME OF IT‼️‼️ IT WAS BASED OFF THAT ONE REDDIT POST ABOUT THE ROOMMATE KISSING THEIR FORHEAD WHEN THEY ARE ASLEEP BUT IT WAS JAMES DOING IT TO REGULUS AND I NEED TO FIND IT PLEASEEEEEE🙏🙏🙏

11 months ago

Hi I’m already in love with you END x bride au ; and I was wondering would it be ok if I asked what’s the lore , any fun facts about this au or certain characters , I’m very curious about this au ^^ it looks so cool and interesting 💗🥰

Hi I’m Already In Love With You END X Bride Au ; And I Was Wondering Would It Be Ok If I Asked What’s
Hi I’m Already In Love With You END X Bride Au ; And I Was Wondering Would It Be Ok If I Asked What’s

*Cracks knuckles* I'm SO glad you asked! This AU is in a demon infested magical world.

The premise is the terrifying Demon King END is bound to Tenrou island that is surrounded by violent waters. Lucy is a runaway heiress who stumbles on the interesting story of END and is investigating the town that is acting shifty about the "myth". When she realises young girls are being sent to the island as brides she goes to rescue the girl but gets kidnapped. She wakes up in the middle of the sea in a bride's dress and shipwrecks on Tenrou Island.

Natsu is losing his memories to his demon nature and the passage of time in general. Natsu and Lucy are trying to learn how to undo or halt his demon blood. Why would this be happening? What is Zeref's goal? Why does Lucy look so familiar? Is there something bigger happening here?? Also across the sea a man hunt is being sent out by Lucy's father for her return. Lots of mysteries to solve and of course they fall in love along the way.


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1 year ago
Presenting My "danny Should Get To Wear A Mask" Propaganda

presenting my "danny should get to wear a mask" propaganda

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