"I Want A Boyfriend," No You Want To Pin A Boy To A Wall With A Dagger To His Throat, Don't Settle For

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Hellooo! I am literally so excited to share this fic and I don’t even know what to say but aaa!! I do have to express the biggest thank you to two of my favorite people in the world, Maya ( @calumsash​ ) and Myle ( @satellitesunset​ ) specifically for helping me write so much of the social media aspect of this fic. I’ve never spent so much time formatting a story ever lol and even if you don’t read it, i would love for you to just LOOK at it because WOW that formatting is sexy.  Hope you enjoy it!! aaa

Summary: Maybe the sunrise doesn’t matter much after all. Calum can watch the sunrise any day. How many days will he get Ashton like this? Shirtless, sporting bedhead in a hotel room, with just the two of them for a few lazy hours alone? 

Soon enough, they’ll be back on the tour bus and Calum won’t be allowed to hold Ashton’s hand anymore.

Word Count: 20,718

Pairing: Calum Hood/Ashton Irwin

Rating: Explicit

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“Only one may climb back out of Hell…”

Covers for starbrigid’s phenomenal Mirror of Eurydice series. The styling is based on on the covers for some of the books on Goodreads, whose creator I was unable to find, but that specific styling was missing for a bunch of the books and so I created them all from scratch using ~*dark magic*~ (a combination of Canva and GIMP). As always, I make these because the Calibre auto-generated covers are fugly and i need better for my kobo, but I post them so other people can enjoy :)

Draco Malfoy and the Mirror of Ecidyrue

Draco Malfoy and the Heir of Slytherin

Draco Malfoy and the House of Black

Draco Malfoy and the Wheel of Hecate

Draco Malfoy and the Talon Brand

Draco Black and the Prisoner of Nurmengard

Draco Black and the Bastard Dragon

Lavvic (/Thin) and Amsterdam Four are the fonts, images are taken from Canva libraries, Wikimedia Commons, creative commons google images, and heavily modified HP wiki files. Remember, fuck joanne and fuck terfs.

the proud look on their faces gets me every damn time

sirius was sharing stories from their childhood while barty was sharing stories from their time at hogwarts and they both got to discover a new side of the regulus that only the other had seen before <3

also they were both grateful that regulus had someone that loved him and was looking out fir him when they weren’t there

barty and sirius were actually next to each other in azkaban and they bonded over having daddy issues and being gay for their best friend

happy birthday to this fucking post

HE IS NOT MAKING IT WORK

HEAR ME OUTTTTTT

Good Omens 2 feels like fanfiction not because of its contents but because the author is here on tumblr posting things like "hehe not sorry >:)" and getting hate anons

This is fine ⭐👄⭐

📸: Chris Tuite for Legion Media

omg i love ur fics pls don’t start posting incest 😭