And For My Next Trick, I'll Break My Own Heart By Making Up Fake Scenarios With My Comfort Characters.

cuddly wade is the only wade in my opinion

thinking about izuku not realising his feelings for katsuki bc he assumes everyone feels that way about him.

like duh of course it's normal for his eyes to be automatically drawn to kacchan, no matter who's around. it's kacchan! what else would people be looking at?? and it's completely ordinary to think about what kacchan would do in such or such situation. kacchan's so amazing, everyone's ought to take inspiration from him! it's not weird to notice every tiny riddles on his forehead, - probably formed bc of his permanent frown - or the way one of his tooth is a little chipped,- he earned that from a time he fell headfirst on a rock while they were playing hero as kids - or the way he laughs discretly at kirishima's jokes when he thinks no one can see him... kacchan is the best, everything he does is so fascinating!

that's just a fact of life. the sky is blue. 2+2=4. kacchan is the best. so really, you can't blame izuku if thoughts of katsuki plague his mind. it literally happens to anyone! (it does not)

we’re young, we’re hung, we’re 5sos!

Harry when Quirrel dies due to his actions: lmao sucks to be him

Harry when he forced Lockhart to go first into the Chamber of Secrets: should've made better life choices earlier and not tried to attack me and ron. close your eyes and hope the basilisk isn't hungry I guess

Harry when Death Eaters get killed or maimed due to his actions: sad it had to be this way but oh well

Harry when Umbridge gets carried off by centaurs: lol bye get wrekt

Harry when Draco is in danger or hurt: *crying, shaking throwing up.* THIS IS NOT FINE!!!!!

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Find someone who looks at you the way Angèle looks at Dua Lipa

people who sing ballads at esc make it boring

LukeHemmings: Tomorrow 9pm PT

are they into me? or do they just like the attention im giving them

every Eurovision song can have homoerotic subtext if you are queer enough