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is nishinoya... chomping on tsukki??
I just found out about the true way pineapples grow and I am horrified.
Just why?
Why is it so hard to socialize guinea pigs? We have 4 now, we just got two more from a family member who couldn’t care for them. However, upon introduction of all the pigs to each other, the small grey one named Winny immediately became aggressive towards each larger pig without any apparent reason. Shortly after separation of the larger 3 from Winny, she charged at me and my family. Oreo and Dixie (our original 2 piggies) were very friendly and curious and only sniffed at her before the attacks, Winny has a bad history with Waffles, the other new pig we have. Waffles, Oreo, and Dixie all get along fine though.
I can not express how absolutely hilarious it is to have someone ask for titty pics when your wearing cargo shorts and a sweater.
there will always be
space for you and me
spiderbit knows two things: 1. make out with each other with everyone as witness and 2. casually suggest murder as a fun couple activity
‘ dodge me then. ’ he stands in position, legs flexed and all spidery and the next thing nagumo knows is that he's under attack.
boop boop boop boop boop
Cue an exaggerated, immature dry heave as he's booped by @einshi . " Stop! I don't want to catch whatever is wrong with you. "
we’re young, we’re hung, we’re 5sos!
things my classmates have actually said???
by the way, these were IN CLASS. Not just in free time. The teachers have witnessed it. Sadly.
“The hand sanitizer is flavored strawberry? Can I eat it?”
“did you know cannibalism is allowed in the u.s along with guns”
“why do you keep rats inside your jeans”
“and what a GREAT receive from flappy bird!”
”I donate one cent to the ‘therapy pls’ starcaster fund”
“wait, if dinosaurs died and their bones became petroleum, and humans have bones too, IS OIL A RENEWABLE RESOURCE NOW?!?! guys, DIG UP CEMETERIES!!”
“I said pencil because it was easier to explain than cutting a penny in half”
*insane hysterical laughter* “my dog died in April!” *more laughing* “it’s funny because he can’t die again!”
“you do NOT go to a fancy restaurant to eat grits”
“can I tell you about the dolphin that ate all the kids!?”
“I worship a god who helps me as long as I don’t touch the golden cookies.”
we have even weirder conversations, but also be free to use these as things your favorite character might say idk.
also will probably make another post adding context to each quote (it will make even less sense)
SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW HER AND ALL HER BROTHERS CRYING IN THEIR OWN WAY!!!! Pretty please please please 🤙🙏
Here’s how the Bad Batch would behave watching Omega in her school play, because why the heck not?!
I would like to thank the @bad-batch-week discord for giving me the prompt “what the batchers would do if they weren’t soldiers”, that led me to this.
Let me being by saying that they would all cry. All five of them are in tears. That is a given.
Crosshair: Now Cross absolutely will not let anyone see that he’s crying. But he is. She’s just so darn adorable and he can’t cope. He’s so proud of his vod’ika, she was so nervous and took some coaxing to do this, and she’s doing so great.
Wrecker: Standing. Ovations. Every scene Wrecker is on his feet or letting everyone know that’s his little sister! Crosshair and Tech remind him to save the cheering and applause to the end of the show. He’s so proud he could burst, the tears are flowing, and he whispers to remind his brothers of this every five minutes.
Tech: Omega’s performance is so profound it’s moved him to tears, and he’s not afraid to show it. Out of all of them, he was the least bothered about seeing this school play, but he’s come out of it a changed man. Truly inspired. Is in charge of filming because Echo is crying too hard.
Echo: The proudest of moms. Was so sure he could stay composed but the moment that girl skips onstage he’s gone. Immediately hands the phone for Tech to film because his hands are shaking too much. Scolds Wrecker for the constant standing ovations but secretly wants to do the same. He and Hunter spend most of the show holding onto each other, crying.
Hunter: Utter crying wreck. This man is a mess. He loses his composure the moment she comes onstage. That’s his vod’ika! She waves at him excitedly from the stage and he gives her thumbs up. Everytime she catches his eye, its a thumbs up. He needs a nap after the show because he’s so exhausted from crying. Spends most of the show crying on Echo.
Omega: is literally playing a tree. But she’s having the best time.
BONUS HEADCANONS:
- The video of Omega’s performance is a whole mess. Tech is filming, but Crosshair thinks he could do it better. They show the video to Cid and realise it is mainly Crosshair and Tech aggressively whisper-arguing, Wrecker cheering, and Hunter and Echo could be heard sobbing in the background. (this one is inspired by @writegowrite‘s contribution to this thread).
- Omega gets a louder cheer for playing a tree, than the kids playing the main parts. The Bad Batch have NO shame. Some find it adorable, though.
- They absolutely pick Omega up after the show and give her flowers, and celebrate with lemonade “champagne”.
- If Omega falls over during the show, they all have to pin Hunter down before he dives onstage. Omega never loses her cool, though. She owns it, strikes a pose and gets right back on her feet. (another great idea from @writegowrite )
- If Omega has a singing solo, it’s over. The five of them are on the floor in a big crying heap.
If anyone wants to draw this, it would actually make my life. This has brought me a ridiculous amount of joy to write. Also pls add to this I beg u.
Of all the accounts to be harassed by, why did it have to be some random ass jarjar binks troll account 😂😂 Like,,
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